Behind this Queen-like smile lies a hidden identity.
In reality, Kamon Hiro remorselessly hates people.
After 25 years she got reunited with the only love in her life, Himura Chouji.
However, the guy who'd dumped her was gay.
On top of that he asked her to help him fool his mother who has only 6 months to live.
Thus she ended up acting out a perfect...wait, no, a fake couple with him.
Or so she thought...
Until she found out about Chouji's mother's outrageous lie.
I feigned my illness.
So there're good lies and bad lies, old hag?!
If I didn't mishear...
that you suffer from cancer and that you only have half a year left was
a complete and utter lie?
Kanae-san.
Doctor, you came at a good time.
I just talked to Hiro-san about THAT.
You talked about THAT? Don't tell me...
That I am not sick.
Please tell her as my attending physician.
- Oh...are you sure? - Yes.
Well...Kanae-san is in best health.
There is no problem at all.
Looks like she'll be lively for the next 50 years.
That's a relief.
I'm sorry.
I told you how I was always suspicious of Chouji being gay, right?
So I thought if I said I'd die soon
he'd come out with the truth.
So I got doctor Ishi's cooperation.
Well I couldn't refuse her when she begged me.
I am sorry.
In the end it was needless worries on my side.
Now that Chouji and you are getting married
and you're even having a baby, there's no bigger happiness for me.
I just couldn't bear to keep lying any longer.
If Chouji-san learns about this...
Hiro!
Are you done changing?
What are the three of you doing here?
Well...
Is is maybe about your illness?
- Did anything happen, doctor? - No, no, no!
Th...th...there's nothing.
Well...You see...
We only talked about how nice the reception was, right Doctor?
Yes. You showed some filial piety there.
Thank you very much.
Right. If you have time, why don't the four of us have some tea together?
Hiro should hear about the medical treatment from now on, too.
- Oh, well... - Oh, no, you see...
I leave her in your care.
Please take care of Mother. There's nobody else I can rely on.
Yes. I understand.
Please, Hiro-san.
Please keep the fact that I'm not sick a secret from Chouji for now.
In the past, when the shop was busy and I couldn't attend the parent conference,
I lied that I had caught a cold.
When he found out about it he didn't talk to me for a week.
But it's not as if you can keep lying about it...
It's fine. Since you're clever,
I'm sure you will come up with a good idea.
Hey hey, pushing it all on me now?
What are the two of you talking about so secretly?
That's...well about Hiro-san's health.
Since it's a late pregnancy, please take care of your body and have a healthy baby, alright Hiro-san?
Ah...Yes.
Apropos, you're more than 4 months in but your belly isn't sticking out at all.
Do you properly do your medical check ups?
- Well, about that... - You had better leave soon...
- You don't want to miss your train. - That's right.
She finally left.
And the wedding reception is over, too. Now you don't have to needlessly worry about anything anymore.
I wonder...
Now the question is why did you have to have a fake wedding, idiot!
Gisou Fuufu/Fake Couple episode 4
Subtitles by arakira@d-addicts, timing: Keiko, QC: stuartnz.
I'm beat.
I'm not the type for wedding receptions after all.
I completely agree. It turned out like this.
Huh? What do you mean?
I don't really mean anything.
I'll arrange the flowers.
Do you have a vase?
Yeah, they're over here.
I'm making coffee. Do you want some black tea?
Yes please.
- Hey, Hiro, I'm sorry. - What for?
I think I'll make you go through more troubles in the future.
Like when Mom's condition gets worse we'll have to go back to Toyama frequently.
I wanted to have her admitted to a hospital in Tokyo.
I wanted to take care of her here but she didn't want to leave Toyama, no matter what.
- About this... - Yeah?
What would you do if your mother was totally healthy?
Of course I'd be happy about it. But there's no chance for that to happen.
Then what if the cancer diagnosis was a mistake?
I'd be happy, but...
I'd probably get angry at the Doc.
Something like: "Damn you old man, how dare you give us such a sloppy diagnosis?
- That would be bad. - Why are you asking?
Did anything happen to Mom?
It's nothing like that.
I was just wondering, what if your mother was really healthy?
What would happen to our marriage then?
We would continue as long as she's alive.
So you'd want to forever hide the fact that you're gay?
No, well...
Why don't we tell her the truth on this occasion?
You should tell her everything, also about the fake wedding.
What do you mean "on this occasion"?´ I don't get you at all.
Oh!! Don't tell me, you're...
What?
You're angry 'cause I like Tamotsu-kun?
That matter...
I can't help it. Whenever I think about him I get this painful feeling in my chest.
Which reminds me, what happened to Tamotsu-kun?
He hasn't contacted me at all since then.
Sorry, Hiro,
could you check who this is? I'm writing Tamotsu-kun a message.
Yes?
I'll open now.
Who?
Tamotsu-kun.
No way!
Tamotsu-kun. Good timing. We were just talking about you.
Here you go.
This coffee is good.
I'm glad.
Hiro-san, you're having black tea?
Even in the past, she's always disliked coffee.
Not being able to enjoy something so delicious is such a waste, right?
Well...
In fact I want to ask Hiro-san a favour.
What is it?
I...
I've fallen for Hiro-san.
W...wait. What do you mean?
Oh, excuse me. I know she's married...
Ahem, not in strange sense...
Remember how I told you I wanted to become an ally of justice?
I was so impressed by you when you came to save me that time.
I got goosebumps and thought: " This is the kind of person I aim to be"
Hiro-san, to me you are an ideal hero of justice.
So...
Please make me your disciple.
Yes?
Boy, don't get me involved in even more troublesome issues.
From now on I'll do my best with you as my benchmark.
For now...
I'll give up on coffee and switch to black tea. So...
may I call you Master?
I must refuse.
I'm not a person who's supposed to take a disciple.
Don't say that. Why don't you let him be your disciple?
Since he's begging you like this.
Instead of making me your ideal,
you had better read biographies of great people.
I think that will benefit you more.
Then couldn't you recommend some good books to me?
I'm not a good reader so I've got no idea where to start.
Then please come to the library when you're free.
I'll pick out some recommendations for you.
I will definitely come by.
Such a relief.
No, I was worried you might think that you've attracted a weirdo.
Well then, let me excuse myself.
Hey, Tamotsu-kun, well...
Yes?
Is there nothing you want to say to me?
I'm really not thinking about seducing your wife or anything like that.
To me, the two of you are an ideal couple.
That's good...
Well then, excuse me.
Bye bye.
Hey, what was that? Hey, wait... why?
Why did he choose you? The one who helped him first was me, right?
Looking at the results it might have been you who defeated the gang, but
that's only because I gave you the opportunity to do so.
So why didn't he fall for me? Don't you find that strange, too?
It's totally strange, right?
Hey, Hiro...
You...Don't tell me...
You haven't fallen for Tamotsu-kun, right?
Of course not.
You can't ever. I believe in you.
If you want to steal an indirect kiss, please do it when I'm not in the room.
I wouldn't do something like that.
Hey, Hiro, say...
can't you help me with Tamotsu-kun?
Of course if you fall in love with someone I'll also support you with all I got.
Speaking about that... Don't you have such a person now?
I don't.
Book: Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World by Murakami
What's wrong, why are you sighing like this?
You don't look well since you got married. Are ideal and reality different after all?
- I wonder... - You wonder...
Compared to you, that person looks excessively happy though.
Kamon-san, do you have a minute?
What is it, director?
How is life as a newlywed?
Are you all happy and lovey-dovey?
Well...in a certain way...
Frankly, I feel like I'll follow you soon.
What do you mean?
I met my fated one at your wedding reception.
I'm happy for you.
Seems she was really touched by my wedding speech.
She sends a mail as I'm talking about her...
Wow, she replies so fast. Sorry, I need to be quick, too.
- Don't you have work to do? - Yes.
I'm sure he'll get dumped though...
Who cares.
Hiro-chan!
Something terrible happened. Listen to me.
Yae-chan, this is a library.
Oh, sorry. Sorry.
Onii-chan is in trouble.
Trouble?
He suddenly announced that he's getting married.
To whom?
It's so harum-scarum. Seems like she's financing her, too.
Can't you talk to him? He might listen if it's you.
No...
Even at this age, can't you tell that this woman is deceiving you?
I'll definitely pay you back what I borrowed.
How are you going to pay anything back when you don't even have a proper job?
Why don't you quit being a half-assed magician?
You got neither the skills nor the feel for it.
And your face isn't made for the stage either.
You're only idling around as a shut-in, just
how much more worry are you planning to cause me, my first-born...
And stop backing off little by little with your eyes closed!
Oh please stop it, Mom.
Onii-chan can't help being like this.
I understand that you want to be happy like me, but...
Shut up.
Why are you like this? I'm only worried about you.
Come on, Hiro-chan. Talk to him.
Ten-chan.
If you really want to marry,
I think you should introduce her to your family.
Have you confirmed her feelings?
Marriage is for life, so it has to be someone who really treasures you, too.
I'm sorry, but...
Whatever you say will be in vain.
Huh?
I am... I...
I was against you marrying this Chouji, too.
But you didn't listen to me at all.
That's...
Onii-chan, why are you bringing that up now?
I was against your marriage, too.
But you ignored me, didn't you?
Because I love my husband.
Then are you really h...happy now?
Of course I am.
Then why are you coming here every day?
That has nothing to do with your issue.
You...
And you've...
failed in your marriage, don't you think? That's why father ran away.
so could you please stop nagging me?
No matter how much you're all against it,
I'll do what I want.
It's my life.
Feels like he's hit home there.
None of us is in a position to arrogantly talk about marriage.
Come on, let's go home.
What about you?
What?
You're regretting that you got married already, right?
Bingo!
Welcome back.
You're late.
I think I sent you an email that I had some business at my aunt's house?
I see.
What about dinner?
I also wrote that I'll eat outside.
I see...
Now that I think about it, I read but forgot.
- I'll go change my clothes. - Wait, don't ignore me.
You just heard my deep sigh, didn't you?
Then wouldn't you normally ask?
You know, like "what's wrong?" Or, "did something happen?"
I can guess what's troubling you anyway.
Besides, I also...
Have a little issue that's troubling me.
Then, let's think about it together. Okay? Okay?!
Come on, sit down. Sit down.
Say, Hiro, what should I do?
I can't help thinking about him 24 hours a day.
And with every second I like him more.
I need to do something about it before I lose my mind.
Then, why don't you confess to him?
Don't say that so easily.
When I was still an office worker I confessed to a colleague once.
He said:"You're gross" And never talked to me again.
Then why don't you give up?
Don't be so cold towards someone who's seriously troubled by love.
Just what could I do to make him accept me?
Who is it at this time?
Yes?
Sorry, please wait a moment.
What should I do? It's Tamotsu-kun. Tamotsu-kun!
If only I knew he'd come, I would have dressed better.
This is a good opportunity. Why don't you confess to him?
Impossibleimpossibleimpossible! I'm totally not prepared.
Please let him in, Hiro.
Excuse me for disturbing you so late. Here's a package for you.
Please sign this.
Welcome, Tamotsu-kun.
Good evening.
How did you get injured?
I'm okay. It's not a big deal.
Wait...! Did somebody beat you?
Who did this to you?
There was an illegal parker and
when I asked him not to do that,
well, turned out he was a Yakuza.
Oh my...just wait a moment, I'll bring you something to ice it.
When I realized he was a Yakuza,
I thought about turning a blind eye, but
then I thought, what would Hiro-san do in this situation.
And I figured I couldn't just run away.
No, no. If I met a Yakuza I'd turn a blind eye, too.
Here, here, here... Here, put this on your eye.
- You can take this home with you. - Thank you very much.
Come on, it's nothing.
Ah, Hiro, it's fine. I'll take it.
- See you, Tamotsu-kun. - Yes.
Please excuse me.
Thank you.
Hello, Himura here.
Oh, Mother. What's wrong?
I don't want you, is Hiro-san in?
Even you prefer Hiro over me?!
Hurry and give the phone to Hiro-san.
Got it.
Hiro,
Hiro, it's Mother. She's asking for you.
It's only gonna be new trouble...
Hiro-san, you haven't talked about my illness with Chouji yet?
I haven't.
I'm sorry for troubling you,
As a little apology,
I've sent you some clothes and toys I found when I went to the department store.
What?
Come on, what are we going to do with all this stuff?
We just got the package. Thank you very much.
On that subject, do you already know whether it's a boy or a girl?
No, not yet.
Even though I had a difficult delivery,
when I held the newborn Chouji,
I was so happy I couldn't stop my tears.
I want you to experience the same feelings.
- Excuse me, Mother... - What?
Wouldn't it be better to tell Chouji-san...
that you lied to him.
What?
If you convey your feelings sincerely,
Chouji-san will understand you.
Because you're family.
Thank you, Hiro-san.
- Chouji-san. - Yes?
Seems like your mother has something to tell you.
What is it?
Hello, Mother, what is it?
Mother?
- Hiro, she's hung up though. - What?
So you ran away, old hag?!
- What did she say? - Nothing...
She only told me to take care of my body since I'm almost four months in.
I see.
What? Wa...wait. Then that means...
It'll be a problem if your belly doesn't start to show soon.
- Even if you say that... - Ah, right...
I just had a great idea, wait a moment.
Well whenever you come up with an idea nothing good will come...
Found it! Found it! I found it!
Look, these.
No, this one is a little too big.
This one here. Look.
Try putting this under your clothes.
Like you want to say: "Look, I'm in 4th month and my belly has started to show."
- Okay? - What?
Don't worry. Just to take a picture and send it to my mother.
Hey, stop this now.
Come on, Hiro.
Do you want to let her die knowing that the Himura bloodline will end with me?
Then...
what will you do if your mother stays healthy?
I can't stay pregnant forever, can I?
Don't tell me,
did she act like a mother in law and say nasty things to you?
Then let me tell her off for you...
Nothing like that.
Let's get this over with. Hurry and take a picture.
Okay, I'm taking it. Say 'happy'.
Why in the world am I doing this?
Sorry, can you look after these? I'm going out to eat.
I'm sorry, we're not allowed to do that.
Don't be so uptight,
I'll come back immediately. I'm counting on you.
Wherever I go they're bothering me...
(From Chouj: It's a nice picture. I'm going to send it to her.)
Cheer up.
Thank you.
When I talked to her before,
she said: "Hiro-san looks sad".
What...
I'm sorry if we were wrong.
No, well...
Well, there's this and that...
Oh, but it's nothing serious.
You can talk about it with me if you like.
Actually it's not me but a friend has some troubles.
I see.
She has a good friend who's gay.
He told her that his mother has cancer and only half a year left to live.
And asked her to act as a fake couple with him.
They had a ceremony, registered their marriage and she even pretends to be pregnant.
However she found out that his mother only feigned illness.
Now she wonders what the heck did she enter this fake marriage for.
On top of that her cousin is set to marry a dubious woman and is fighting with her aunt now.
Matters that give her headaches keep occurring one after the other.
That must be hard.
Excuse me.
You offered to listen but I'm troubling you with this weird story.
I'm sorry. Please forget about it.
I...
I like this friend of yours.
What?
You see...
She's giving her best for a lot of people, isn't she?
In order to not hurt them in any way,
she's carrying a heavy burden all on her own, right?
I'm certain she is a special and chosen person.
Ah, you know the saying that
God only gives tests to those who can overcome them.
Thank you very much.
I will convey this to my friend.
But it's still a bother...
Here.
Alright...What's inside?
It's Chinese herbal medicine which a parent recommended.
I hope your mother will get better.
Thank you.
Here's your receipt.
Thank you very much.
Excuse me...
Tamotsu-kun...
How do you think about an affair?
What do you mean, how?
Well, you see...
Like what if the person you like is married. Woud you mind?
Oh...I couldn't...with somebody's wife.
It's not about somebody's wife though...
Right, please convey my thanks to Hiro-san.
The book she recommended is very interesting.
I got totally hooked.
Oh, I see.
Here...
I'm reading Sakamoto Ryoma's biography.
TN: 19th century imperial loyalist, modernizer who worked against the Tokugawa Shogunate
His quotes are the best.
"Whatever people may say about me,
I know what I'm doing."
Do you know what he means?
No, well...
No matter what one is told,
One only needs to follow the path one believes in.
Oh...I see.
Hiro-san is amazing.
She's so strong, but she also knows everything.
You must be happy.
Because you managed to marry someone like her.
Yeah...
That's right.
- Bring another 20 seats over here. - Roger.
- Join them together there. - Yes.
- Ah, okay.
Surprise.
Amazing.
Ten-chan, you're so amazing. How come you're not famous yet?
I've always only done well during practice.
Hey, hey, can you show me something else?
Then, show me your hand.
Yes.
- Close it firmly. - Yeah.
- I'll cast my magic now. - Yeah.
One. Two. Three.
Open it.
It's a gift.
Really? Something so expensive...
Let me ask you a favour in return.
What? What is it? You can tell me anything.
Won't you..
please come and...
meet my mother?
What?
If we do that,
she'll see what a wonderful person you are.
And she'll happily approve of our marriage.
Well you see...during Hiro-chan's reception Chouji's mother seemed so happy...
She even cried.
Sorry, Tenjin-san.
I've got no such intentions.
What?
I only want to enjoy love for now.
So marriage is impossible for me.
W..w..wait, Sumire-chan.
Let's just be friends from now on, bye bye.
W...wait, Sumire-chan. Look, this spits out as much money as you like.
Sumire...
Didn't you like the vice principal?
But he got married to you.
Surprise.
Today I will show you my life's achievement.
The magic trick invented by Houdini,
I will show you his legendary escape trick.
Well, usually I escape from this now but
today I'll especially jump into the pool, too.
I will showcase my underwater escape attempt.
Well then, please give me applause after you witness my miraculous escape.
Tenchan, are you alright?
Yes.
Let's go home, Ten-chan.
When i got bullied in elementary school,
and you came and saved me,
we often went home like this, didn't we?
I was happy, but...
It was painful.
Why...even though I'm a man...
I was always good for nothing...
Ever since, I've been thinking...
if only I could use magic to work a miracle...
and become a strong man who can protect his loved ones...
how great would that be?!
Onii-chan, what happened? You look like you're dying.
Shut up. Why are you here again?
What? I'm worried about you.
Hey, Hiro-chan, what happened?
That's...
I'm sure he got dumped and became desperate. Then Hiro saved him when he tried to kill himself.
As always, you're sharp...
You proudly talk about using some magic to uncover and disclose this world's secrets.
But actually you're only running away from reality, right?
You can't do anything, you only run away from yourself; but that's not gonna change anything.
If you realized that now, what will you do? Finally act your age!
Mom, you don't have to go this far.
He only got depressed after Hiro got married, right?
Yae-chan...
I don't think that I am the reason why he wanted to get married.
Huh? Then why?
Ten-chan...
Wanted to be a filial son.
When he saw Chouji's mother
cry from happiness at my reception,
he also wanted to become a filial son.
Because he's only caused you worries until now.
I know... I'm saying his approach is wrong.
I think so, too...
But...
Ten-chan's feelings aren't magic, they're real.
You also know it, right?
When we were little...
When uncle hardly came home anymore,
whenever there was a typhoon Ten-chan got up in the middle of the night
and peaked through the door cracks to
make sure we were all fast asleep.
What? I never knew about this.
That's because you were always sleeping without a care.
And the reason why he wanted to become a magician,
is because you were delighted when he first did it as a child.
It's enough, Hiro-chan.
But...
I've realized the magic I need to do most now.
What is it?
The magic to disappear from this house.
As long as I stay here,
I won't manage to change.
Innit?
Well...
Okay, here I go. One. Two. Three.
What's this?!
No way!!
Where did he go?
Onii-chan?
Leave him alone! He's probably hiding somewhere close.
Waiting for his chance to get out later.
Excuse me then.
Hiro.
You've changed.
Have I?
When have you become so meddlesome?
Is it because of that Chouji guy?
Oh, welcome back. You're late today, too.
I've prepared dinner for you. You'll have some, right?
I'm really sorry but I don't feel hungry...
Hey, wait. What's with you? Is anything troubling you?
You don't look well.
No, it's nothing.
What? Then come and have some. Look, I made a lot for you.
Even so, didn't you make too much?
'Cause when I met Tamotsu-kun before all he did was praise you. He didn't pay me any attention at all.
I vented my frustration in the kitchen and it came out like this.
Come on, just have a bite.
Here you are.
Thank you for the food.
How is it? It's good, right?
Yes.
Come on...You were really hungry!
I just forgot about it. A lot happened today.
What do you mean, a lot?
I'll tell you after I finish eating.
As they say, I'm starving...
TN: She uses male/familiar speech in an awkward way here.
Ah, wait a moment!
I forgot that you hate spring onions.
Also, don't mind the green peas in that dish, just leave them for me.
I'm very sorry.
About what?
You see, today...
you seem awfully kind.
Wha...that's so rude!
I've always been number one when it comes to kindness.
Ah, right! They played a song from back then on the radio today.
Do you remember? We often sang to this together.
I haven't heard this in a while. How many years have it been?
Why do I feel like I never want this to end?
What's it now? We were finally enjoying ourselves.
- Could it maybe be Tanotsu-kun? - No way! W...wait!
- What do I do? What do I do now? - Yes?
Please wait a moment.
Say, is it Tamotsu-kun?
It's your mother.
Are you kidding? Why is she here again?
Oh, your belly! Your belly!
- Are we really going to do this? - But it can't be helped now.
We only sent her that picture the other day.
Yes, yes, I'm coming. Please wait a moment.
- Why did you come again? - I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for the sudden intrusion.
Why do you keep coming all the way to Tokyo?
You do realize that you're sick, don't you?
I'm fine and I'm taking my medicine well.
If you want me to rest you can just as well tell me to die.
Don't say that!
Don't get angry. I'm joking of course.
Don't you know that there are good jokes and bad jokes?!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Alright, just bring me some coffee please.
Hiro-san, can I talk to you?
Ah...yes.
I am sorry.
I couldn't stop worrying after the last call...
You still haven't told Chouji about my feigned illness?
About this, Mother...
What? Did you already tell him?!
As it is...
can't you act as if you've been cured in front of Chouji?
What? But...
Let's have Ishi-sensei cooperate again.
We'll say you focused only on your medical treatment.
And after some time a miracle will occur and you'll be fully healed.
But are you fine with that?
I will stick with your lies, too.
Thank you Hiro-san.
I'm so grateful to you.
I also...
would do anything for you.
Then, would you listen to one request?
No...
There's something I want to be forgiven for.
Huh? What is it?
Please tell me, whatever it is.
In fact...
There is something else I lied to you about.
I...
What are you two doing in here? The coffee is ready.
Please step out for now, I'm talking to Hiro-san.
Oh, I think it's better to have Chouji-san listen, too.
What?
What is it, Hiro?
Mother...
When I told you I am pregnant...
- that was a lie. - Hey, Hiro!
What are you saying, Hiro-san?
Y...y..you're kidding, right?
I am not kidding.
-Wh...why did you...? - Because...
Because I...
I wanted to marry Chouji-san, no matter what.
What?
What do you mean?
When I met him again after 25 years,
my old feelings....my old feelings from when we were together came back.
I never wanted to lose him again.
I'm already at this age, so if I let this chance go by,
I might end up alone for the rest of my life.
So I ended up lying to him that I got pregnant.
I thought he'd marry me then.
Chouji, you also didn't know this until now?
- Well...I... - That's right.
I am sorry, Chouji-san.
No, well...
Mother, I am really sorry beyond words.
You sent so many many clothes and toys,
but I payed back your kindness in evil.
Hiro-san.
Yes.
There are good lies and bad lies.
For now I don't want to have to see your face.
I won't come back here again.
Do you have to talk to her like this? Hiro didn't do it with ill intent.
Sorry for disturbing.
Hey, wait, I'll see you out.
Come again, old hag. Did you just put your delicate self on a pedestal?!
No way!
Such an expensive present for me?!
Yes, it's a token of my love.
What do you think you're doing?
You make desperate men believe you love and want to marry them. Would you please stop playing with people's feelings?
Huh? What is this about? Kamon-san?
Huh? Huh? Sumire-san!
How did it go?
For your friend with the many troubles?
Does she still carry so many burdens?
How did you know?
With her personality, I thought she would be...
Besides...
Besides?
Your friend...
Didn't she really fall in love with her gay fake husband?
Hiro! What should I do?
How often do I need to tell you to please knock?
I somehow told Tamotsu-kun that I like him.
Let me cling on to you for a while, though I'm already clinging on to you.
Are you drunk?
Because...when I confessed,
Tamotsu-kun said "Sorry!" and left.
What should I do, Hiro?
Will he really think I'm disgusting and never show himself in front of me again?
I'm sorry but could you let go off me?
Hey, hey, don't say that now.
Can't you talk to him for me? Because he really respects you.
- Even if you say that... - Hiro, I'm begging you!
But we're best friends, right? We're best friends!
"Best friends...best friends..."
Stop clinging on to me!!
Ouch!
Hey, what's with you?
Wait...did you just shout out what's on your heart?
Good night.
Ah...Ouch!
Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World
Just let this world end already!