We'll protect this castle!
Yeah!
Let's drive them out of the castle!
Alright, Shortie, give 'em your best shot!
What do you mean?
You've got a special attack or something, right?
Not really.
You don't?
Like, some dirt on Tokita you can threaten him with?
Or some kind of magic that'll make him disappear instantly?
Or one of Oyaji's inventions that'd put him in a vacuum pack?
That kind of thing can't possibly exist.
Are you serious? You came back with nothing?
You don't have to say it like that!
We went through all that trouble to be the bad guys, too.
What?
We didn't want you to get hurt, Chisato-san, so we all decided to make you go away.
But, since you came back, you'd better be ready.
Tokita is serious.
Come and get us, Stupid Four-Eyes!
Don't put "stupid" together with "glasses!"
It just means there's one more person.
We'll proceed as we originally planned.
Please wait! We're only participating because you said Chisato-san wouldn't be here.
Oh, Genta. You look way too good in that.
Hot! Hot!
Are you okay with not having her debt canceled?
Don't be fooled, you guys!
He's a liar!
Hey, Genta.
What're you doing? Lemme go!
That guy tricked me into putting a bomb into Chisato-san's room!
Now...
Crush Trick Heart Castle into dust!
Woah!
What is that?
Shinzo-san?
What is going on?
Hey, look at that!
Mirakurun?
It's just like Star Wars!
It's moving on its own?
Hey!
Seeing this video means that you've become the president, haven't you, Tokita?
It also means that you're trying to destroy my precious Trick Heart Castle.
I know your true goals, of course.
True goals?
But, if you destroy the castle, it will all be for nothing.
You will never attain that which you've been longing for.
That's a bluff...
It's not a bluff.
In order to attain your goals...
...you need 7 heroes.
Seven...
...heroes?
Chisato...
Fuu...
Takeru...
Sho...
Masaru...
Satoru...
Akira...
I've put you all through some truly awful situations.
I'm sorry.
And...
Thank you for protecting the castle.
You should finish what you started, what you believe in, what brought you here.
If you do, then you will eventually find a book.
That book will tell you how to protect what is most important to you.
However, the book will be destroyed the day Chisato's contract ends.
So, be careful.
When is the last day of your contract?
Two days from now.
If Tokita ignores my advice...
...and tries to destroy the castle...
I'd like you all to run away.
Because you are what I treasure above all else.
I've gotten quite sleepy.
It seems that it is now time for us to part.
Lastly...
What?
What was "lastly?"
What was he gonna say at the end?
Be quiet!
If you destroy the castle, it will all be for nothing.
Charge!
They're coming!
[Atashinchi no Danshi] [The Guys of my House: Episode 11]
timing & translation by sayochama
QC by sarujin
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Stop!
Huh?
What's going on?
You're all on standby until I issue further orders.
Be ready to invade the castle on a moment's notice!
That Tokita was so afraid of me, he ran away.
This isn't over yet, so we can't relax.
So, what should we do?
We should continue doing the things we believe in.
That's what Oyaji just told us.
And, the things we've been doing this whole time are...
The Mother's Goals!
If we can clear all of them, we'll get a hint about the inheritance, right?
The inheritance is a book, right? How can we protect the castle with that?
We just have to believe in Oyaji.
The deadline is 2 days from now.
In any case, we have to finish this, right?
- Yeah. - Okay...
[2 days later] It's done!
What is it?
No idea.
No idea?
Mother's Goal #7, cleared.
Alright!
Aren't we getting a little too used to this?
Kyoko-san, today I've finally started to understand how Oyaji...
Mother's Goal #8...
Ohkura siblings Q&A.
Please put that on top of Mirakurun 2.0.
Okay.
Whoa!
Right now, I'll have you answer 1000 questions concerning the Ohkura family.
Prepare yourselves!
1000 questions?
If you can answer all 1000 correctly, you will clear the goal.
Alright, let's do this!
Question #1...
Shinzo-shi was the what-number-president of Miracle?
So easy! The answer is...
Wait!
He was the 10th president of Karakuri-ya, but...
Oyaji was the one who changed the name to Miracle, so...
He's the first!
Correct.
Yay!
I knew that!
I'm gonna cry...
Senpai...
Where did you go? Senpai?
- You guys... - Get him out of here.
Hey, get this off of me.
I'm sorry. We...
Don't worry about it.
More importantly, yesterday...
You know it as well, don't you?
What I was aiming for.
The treasure passed from generation to generation of the Ohkura family.
Exactly.
In the book they'll receive when they finish the Mother's Goals...
...are written clues pointing to the treasure. Am I wrong?
But...
Even I don't find the book, I'll still get the treasure if I destroy the castle.
That's why I...
...have decided to destroy the castle immediately.
You hate Shinzo-shi that much?
If I had to choose between liking and hating him, I'd say I liked him.
It's just...
I just can't accept what he did!
Why did he adopt boys like them, choose them as his successors, over me?
What will you do if his reasons are written in the book?
Would you still be so quick to destroy the castle?
I'm sorry!
We're sorry!
No, it's fine. Don't worry about it.
I'm sorry you had to go through that for me.
You're such a wonderful person!
Tokita intends to tear down the castle as soon as he can.
Not the face! Body blows are ok--ow ow ow!
What happened to you?
Oh, when I went to retrieve the video chip...
...Inoue-san thought I was an intruder and beat me up.
Video chip?
You know that video of Shinzo-san that played?
The one that ended in the middle.
I was thinking that if we can analyze the chip, we should be able to see the rest of it.
You can do that?
Yeah.
I mean, what is this place?
My house.
What?
Welcome home!
Hey! I'm home.
Sorry to ask you this, but I'd like you to analyze this for me.
We'll make the preparations immediately.
Thanks.
Question #999...
What is Inoue-san's nickname?
The walking surveillance camera!
Yay!
Correct.
The next question is the last one.
Yeah.
Question #1000...
What is Inoue-san's full name?
I don't know.
Me neither.
I don't think any of us knows.
Whoa!
If you can beat me, then...
I'll tell you.
What?
You just have to do it.
This day has finally come.
The first time I'd been defeated, in my life...
I trained and trained...
...just for this day.
For this day...
For this day, I...
Ready... Go!
What?
Inoue-san... your name?
Inoue Rosemary-san.
What she said!
- Correct! - Yay!
Whoa!
Mother's Goal #8, cleared.
Alright!
Mother's Goal #9...
Make matching wristbands.
Wristbands?
Chisato-san will need to embroider each brother's name on these wristbands.
Me?
Embroider all of them?
Is it really okay for us to just stay in the sauna?
Well, Chisato-san seemed distracted with us all out there.
Anyone would get distracted with people dressed in ouendan outfits, beating a taiko drum.
Are you making fun of my idea?
Now, now...
More importantly, you guys...
...have you thought about what we talked about earlier?
I've decided.
Us too.
What do you mean, the stuff you talked about earlier?
When we made Chisato leave, we talked about what we'd do from here.
Okay.
This is the last time we'll be doing anything together.
Okay.
What?
[Sho]
Ow.
I see...
You guys too?
Well, whatever happens, we have to protect the castle, right?
Yeah!
But, what're we gonna do about Shortie?
In that case, how 'bout I be your judge?
What do you mean, "judge?"
Leaving things like this, all vague and stuff is annoying, right?
So, whoever wins a challenge gets to confess to Shortie. How about it?
Who'd do that?
I'll do it.
- What? - Okay, one person's in.
In that case, I'll do it too.
Alright, the 2nd person's in!
What?
And, the third person's in!
What? Why me?
The guy who kissed her doesn't get to wimp out.
The challenge will be to stay in here the longest.
To give it a name... "The Sauna Challenge!"
- You just named it what it is. - Yeah.
Interesting.
Alright, I definitely won't lose!
Okay.
[The Next Day]
Hey...
You've got the characters wrong.
Day... Moon...
It looks like I'm "Arashi" now.
Don't worry about the little things.
Where are the other 3?
Huh? I dunno.
- They were in here the whole time? [Good children shouldn't stay in the sauna that long!]
Hey! What're you doing? Hey!
- Wake up! - What's that?
What are you guys doing at a time like this?
It's your fault!
Hey!
- Don't say anything else. - Huh?
Not her fault...
Everyone, are the Mother's Goals going well?
Actually, I was waiting patiently for the book you'd receive after you finished them, but...
Chisato-san's contract is up today at 12:20, isn't it?
Basically, an hour from now, the book will be destroyed.
What that means is...
Whether you find the book or not...
At 12:20 today...
I'm going to invade the castle!
That's how it is.
I'll be seeing you...
...in an hour!
What is that?
Saying we only have an hour left...
We need to hurry.
Yeah. Hey, get up!
- Get up, get up! - Stop it!
Mother's Goal #9, cleared.
Alright!
Mother's Goal #10...
Eat a meal together in the living room.
That again?
Only 45 minutes left.
Hey, hey, I don't have an appetite.
Eat even if you don't. Ready?
Yeah.
Itadakimasu!
Look at that!
Whoa!
Did it react because we said "Itadakimasu" together?
That's right.
- Whoa! - It's spinning!
Hey...
- Hey. - Huh?
Whoa!
Hey... what's that?
It's a sketch of this room.
But, isn't the position of the table different?
That's a line of people, isn't it?
Let's try matching everything to the positions in the sketch.
- Yeah. - Hey.
- Come this way. - Watch out.
The title of the book is "Karakuri Castle and the 7 Heroes."
I'm sorry I forgot to tell you until now.
Now you have the last key.
We saw the end of the video, but...
That was really important!
If I adjust this thing here...
And move this one to face that way...
Everyone, line up according to the plan.
Yeah...
Whoa!
Only 28 minutes left.
Can we really save the castle by finding that book?
- Pipe down, will you? - Sure.
Trick Heart Castle's final door is unlocked.
Hey...
The book is in there?
He went through all this trouble for one book?
Hey.
Hey, what is this room?
What is this white thing?
I can feel air coming coming through here.
There should be something inside.
17 minutes left.
Wow, working hard there, Shut-in.
I won't let him have this castle ever!
Hey...
Haven't we seen these shapes before?
I've got it.
With my reasoning as precise as a metronome's needle...
To get in there...
...we need the hand prints.
That's it! We have exactly 6!
You've got it, Detective!
- Great job! - You figured it out!
Oh, let's go!
We'll storm the castle in 15 minutes.
We're going to drag everyone in that castle out kicking and screaming!
There!
- Go! That one! - What?
This way!
Hurry up!
Bring them quick!
Hey, hurry up!
I know! Don't panic.
We said we heard you before!
- Hurry! - Let's go!
Match them by color.
Color?
- Okay. - Got it.
They fit perfectly!
- Great! - 5 minutes left!
Okay...
Hey, what's with this thing?
Maybe it wasn't the hand prints...
That couldn't be, since they're a perfect match...
Don't you think there should be a hand print on the white one?
The only one who hasn't done one yet is...
Me?
Yes.
2 minutes left!
- Just do it. - Hurry.
Yay!
What is the title of the book Ohkura Shinzo-shi left behind?
What?
What do you mean, "title of the book?"
Anyway, just say something!
- Umm... - Okay, uh...
Family!
What?
Huzzah for the Ohkura family!
What kind of name is that?
1 minute left!
What?
Everyone?
Chisato-san?
20 seconds left!
What?
Family Power Rangers Ohkura!
Not that either?
Chisato-san!
Kokudo-kun?
Kokudo-kun!
What's going on?
The book's title is...
"Karakuri Castle and the 7 Heroes!"
What? Karakuri what?
10 seconds!
The book's title is...
- 7... 6... 5... - "Karakuri Castle and the 7 Heroes!"
Karakuri Castle and the 7 Heroes?
Karakuri Castle and the 7 Heroes!
Yay!
Whoa...
Hey? What?
Awesome.
This is...
Charge!
I need to talk to you.
'Sup. 'Sup. 'Sup.
This is the Ohkura family's treasure.
That treasure...
...we'll give it all to you.
In exchange...
Trick Heart Castle...
This house... Please don't destroy it.
Please.
Why would you go that far to protect this castle?
[Karakuri Castle and the 7 Heroes]
That's...
It was in here with the rest of the treasure.
It's the inheritance Shinzo-san left.
The reason we want to protect the castle...
...is written in this book.
Oh.
If you don't mind...
...would you please read that book to me?
Once upon a time...
In a castle called "Karakuri Castle"...
...there lived a very eccentric king.
The king, who knew he only had 6 months to live...
...gathered 6 heroes to become his heirs.
And...
He also invited his daughter, who was living apart from him, to be the 7th hero.
They all lived together.
However...
The seven heroes fought everyday, all day long.
Six months passed...
And the king chose not one of the 7 heroes, who didn't get along...
...but one of his servants to be the new king.
The new king hated the 7 heroes...
...so he kicked them out of the castle.
The 7 heroes, who were now homeless...
...decided to search for the king's treasure.
Even though they fought a lot in the beginning...
As they worked together...
...their bonds grew stronger than if they were truly blood-related.
They began to feel as though they were a true family.
The real treasure the king gave them...
...was a family, they realized.
In exchange for the gold they found, they got the castle full of memories back.
And lived happily ever after, together.
I see...
So it means that I was dancing on the palm of Ohkura Shinzo's hand this whole time, huh?
This was all a scenario he had planned out for you all.
And you all...
...just as he had hoped...
Chose not the monetary treasure...
...but the treasure of "family."
I could never do that, not in a million years.
Now, the treasure is...
...beyond anyone's reach.
Why?
I also...
...have my pride.
Treasure Hunter...
...will be constructed on a different site.
Which means...
We protected the castle?
A miracle happened!
Yay!
Alright!
I know the reason why I wasn't adopted by Ohkura Shinzo now.
Shinzo-shi really did entrust Miracle to you.
You don't have to say that.
I'm not lying.
Shinzo-shi wanted you to work with the members of the Ohkura family...
...to further Miracle's development. He wanted that very much.
I feel that way, as well.
Even now.
As the person you are now, in the future that is to come...
...you will be able to make decisions even Shinzo-shi could never have foreseen, won't you?
We were actually able to protect the castle with one book, weren't we?
The reason Oyaji had us face off against Tokita...
...was to force us into acting like a family.
He kept on messing with us...
He was going to make us into a family.
That was Ohkura Shinzo's last invention.
He was an unbelievable father, wasn't he?
Then, let's have a toast to Trick Heart Castle.
Before that...
We need to talk to you.
Hm?
We're all thinking of leaving the house.
What?
While you were gone, we all talked and decided together.
You pushed us to take that first step forward, so...
We all said that this time we have go out and do things on our own, properly.
My mom sent a message...
I decided to live with her overseas.
I'm going to go see my parents.
My sister wants to move to Tokyo, so I thought I'd look after her...
Well...
Everyone has decided to go their separate ways.
I see.
That was unexpectedly normal.
No, it's just, I had a feeling you might've decided that.
Your faces when you were trying to protect the castle were different than normal.
We really are a family, aren't we?
I guess.
Then, let's make a toast to everyone's new lives, then.
Alright.
Okay.
Cheers!
Cheers!!
Now that I think about it, this is the first time I've seen him drink.
Yeah.
I'm so sorry.
Huh?
You're letting a man like me drink your liquor, and...
Don't tell me, Takeru...
Let me pour you some...
You don't have to!
Takeru! Over here!
You can pour me all you like.
What am I thinking...of course.
I'm so nervous...
What is this? You're so nice when you're drunk!
- Hey, stop that! - Hey...
Okay!
Sing!
Why me?
- I can't... - It's all right...
- How could you ask me to... - Let's have another toast.
- You're so drunk! - Okay!
Alright!
Thank you, truly, for letting me drink some more...
Who's the shrimpy girl?
Why are they naked?
No one acknowledges you as their mother!
What is wrong with you people?
Get out of here, all of you!
You have no right to act like our mother.
You have no right to talk about "family."
Okay, shake!
He might really want someone to believe in him.
Make it properly tomorrow.
Okay.
Thank you!
Why did it turn out like this?
He worked so hard for this!
So, it's all thanks to you, huh?
A present for Mother's day.
Oh yeah.
Welcome home.
I'm home.
I guess we really are a family, huh?
After all, this place is my home.
Don't wake him.
That's terrible.
Hey, you want to try too, Chisato?
Why are you crying?
It's you guys' fault.
It's you guys' fault...
...that saying goodbye is this hard now.
When I first met you all...
...I thought, "What is wrong with them?"...
But, as we...
...cried...
...laughed...
...fought...
While we spent time together...
While the experiences built on each other...
You all...
...became irreplaceable to me.
It's like a miracle...
...happened to me.
Thank you.
Being with you...
...I've been so happy.
That's what we should be saying.
That's right!
The reason every day was so much fun was because you were here, Chisato-san.
I had a lot of fun too.
Me too.
Hey!
That hurt, you jerk.
You were trying to make her laugh by pretending to be drunk, and stuff got all emotional instead!
What?
You were just pretending?
Don't laugh.
Anyway, what're you crying about?
This isn't the end, right?
No matter how far we apart we are, we'll always be a family.
Oyaji probably...
...wanted us to feel this way, which is why he had us do the Mother's Goals.
Where is everyone?
They're asleep.
I see.
You know, I...
I've never been turned down after confessing my feelings.
I'm on a 23-time winning streak.
Really?
So...
I'm not gonna do it.
What?
I don't want to break my winning streak...
And...
...some people just can't mind their own business.
Ouch!
You jerk!
Ow.
- It came loose. - Watch it.
Don't try to pretend you just came out.
You caught us.
You won the Sauna Challenge, so just tell her.
Oh? Sho won?
Just kiss her already.
What? I'm not gonna do that. Moron...
- Don't mind us. - Just do it!
- No! Morons! - Stop it!
- I saw you before! - Kiss her, kiss her!
It would've been his 24th win too...
Checkmate, huh?
Yes.
The cicadas are singing already, huh?
Is it already that season?
- Thank you! - Thank you!
Chisato-san hasn't been coming, has she?
No she hasn't...
Who are you?
Oh, I, uh...
I got scouted to work 'cuz you two weren't showing up.
Get back to work, already.
I wonder if Chisato-san's okay?
Thank you.
What?
This is so depressing!
I'll leave the rest...
...to you.
It's Satoru.
Takeru!
Huh?
I can see your legs shaking from here!
What're you talking about?
"Don't underestimate me." Right?
For crying out loud...
Shachou...
You have an interview with a magazine at 12.
Okay.
I wonder why he gave up his position as president to me?
I'm sure Shinzo-shi would've been shocked as well.
Hey...
You want to have dinner with me tonight?
Are you inviting me on a date?
I guess.
You've fallen for someone.
What?
You're so obvious.
Be sure to make her happy this time around, okay?
I guess I'll have to, if you say so.
Yuya, we're going home.
Okay.
Riki.
Don't laugh at me if my streak ends at 23.
[...paid in full...]
What do you think, Chisato...
...of this invention that was Ohkura Shinzo's life's work?
It's not bad...
Otousan...
Oh, I'm so hungry.
Hey. Make me some food.
Huh?
My dad got himself a girlfriend.
I'll be living here from now on.
Eh?
There's no way I can get on a plane.
Akira!
Satoru, weren't you going back to your parents?
I saw them. And then I came home.
Eh?
My sister said I was gross.
Masaru...
Kyoko-san said she'd never allow a live-in.
What do you mean, "live-in?"
I'm home.
Hey, Sho, I bet you were thrown out of your apartment again, weren't you?
Stupid, I'm not like you.
I have to talk to you about something important later.
What?
What's "something important?"
Shut up! It's none of your business!
How cold! You won The Sauna Challenge, didn't you?
"The Sauna Challenge" is a totally lame name!
You were the one that named it!
It is a horrible name.
It's better than your paintings!
What? You picking a fight?
Come and get me with boxing or judo or whatever!
- I won't go easy on you! - What was that?
You want a piece of me?
This is why I don't like children who refuse to grow up.
What was that?
You're a kid, aren't you?
Be quiet!
What are you people anyways?
We're human.
You make me so mad!
- Hey! - What?
Let's go in the sauna.
Great idea. Let's do it.
Let's get ready.
Hey! Don't take your clothes off here!
Okay! Ready!
I told you guys not to take your clothes off here!
All ready, huh?
I really hate you guys.
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