Oh, yeah.
Hm?
Welcome home.
I'm home.
Have a seat!
Lots of potatoes for you. Here.
Itadakimasu.
'Sup!
What did you come here for?
She's my new girlfriend.
What?
What do you mean, "girlfriend?"
Huh? You don't want to be?
Of course not.
You want me to come back, don't you?
You should be willing to do me a favor.
Don't be ridiculous.
That's unfair!
We can't understand you.
This only has potato in it.
You still have trouble getting along with others, don't you.
What are you trying to do?
Even if you call me your girlfriend, it's not like we're really dating.
Ah.
As expected.
That's right. I just want you to pretend.
Hey! What did you just say?
Putting that in gives it the smell of the sea, okay?
Keep going.
I've got girl problems.
So, I'll have Chisato-chan act like she's my "real" girlfriend...
...to make my current girlfriend accept our break-up.
You can't!
There's no way Chisato-san would be your girlfriend...
That's right! It's impossible, even if it's pretend!
I was asking Chisato-chan!
If I pretend to be your girlfriend...
...you're saying you'll come back here to live?
Of course.
[Smiley Smiley - Fast, Cheap, Safety First]
If you deliver this safely...
...I'll make you a full time employee.
Yes sir! I'll do my best!
It'll blow my chances at being a full-timer though.
I used it up, so there's no helping it...
Wow, you haven't let that attache case out of your sight, have you?
Let's see, you're supposed to deliver that at 3 pm, right?
Actually, about what was inside it...
Don't tell me you lost it.
Oh no, not "lost" it, you see...
There'd be huge trouble if you lost it, you know.
Eh?
The one who ordered it is an extremely powerful politician.
If you mess up, your life...
My...life?
Your life.
Understood.
I'm sorry.
Wow, she's really doing it!
When did you start dating?
Six months ago.
When I was out of the country on business...
Look at me.
For a girl like you to take Fuu away from me...
Wow, that looked like that hurt.
You make it sound like you're a spectator!
Why do I have to get beaten up?
That's right...
Anyway, why are you hiding?
I don't want them to think badly of me.
Calm down!
This is all your fault to begin with!
Stop it.
He's going to come back, right?
You can't complete the "Mother's Goals" unless we're all here.
In any case, if I do this, you'll definitely come back, right?
Right. As long as you placate the other 26 ladies.
Eh?
Huh? I didn't mention that?
I have 27 girlfriends, total.
There's a girl's name written next to every stop on the Chuo Line...
I'm trying to do the same on the Ooedo Line next.
Wait just a minute!
You're saying I have to apologize to 26 more people?
Yeah, that's about right.
That's crazy! I can't do that!
Then, let's just forget we even had this conversation.
Even though by apologizing to 26 more people, you can consider your debt paid.
[Ohkura Fuu Apology Conference] [Only 26 girls left]
What?
They're all waiting outside.
[Weapons for Rent] [1 for 500 yen]
Thank you.
Thanks!
Fiance? What in the world?
Claiming that our parents set up our engagement makes it easier to accept, don't you think?
What's this?
It'll hurt if they hit you.
Thank you for your kindness... Hey!
Good luck.
I understand. I'll find a way to get the money to you.
No. You've done so much for me...
Then... I'll contact you again.
What're you doing?
I can't think of any good excuses.
Just tell me the truth.
You used breaking up with your girlfriends as camouflage...
...and your real objective was getting into this room, huh?
That intuition of yours, I really can't win against it.
Ohkura Shinzo's inheritance is hidden in this room.
[Ohkura Fuu Apology Conference] [Only 26 girls left]
I'm Fuu's...
...fiance.
I'm very sorry.
[Atashinchi no Danshi] [The Guys of My House: Episode 6]
Translation by sayochama
QC by sarujin
Thanks to triplez for initial timing and to TimeLesSub for hardsubbing!
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How could a girl like you attract Fuu-kun?
That's enough!
Getting hit that many times, poor thing...
Before that, what's up with that "fiance" stuff?
And before that, what's the "Ohkura Fuu Apology Conference?"
I have no idea!
The one thing I do know is that Chisato-san is in trouble.
But we're acting like a couple of stalkers.
Stupid!
Even if Chisato-san has returned to the castle...
...aren't you worried about her, living with that group of strange brothers?
If someone isn't secretly looking after her...
That's called "stalking."
I want to look after her from a closer distance...
It won't be easy to get in there.
Just leave it to me.
When it comes to knowledge of Yamakawa Yutaka, I'm all set.
Yama.
Shiro.
Shiro?
It's not "Yamakawa?"
Shiro. Shiro. Shiro Shiro Shiro Shiro.
Fine then.
Yamashiro Shingo!
What episode of the drama "Furuhata Ninzaburo" did he guest star in?
How am I supposed to know that?
What? Give me a break...
Intruders...
Run for it!
Girly model...
What are you reading?
Hey!
SIGN handwritten [Girly Model]
You hate me that much?
Thank you!
Not really.
"How to confess your feelings with a 100% success rate?"
Don't look at it!
You want to confess to Chisato-san?
No.
Really?
I told you "no!"
That's a relief.
Hey...
Do you want to practice your confession?
Huh?
I'll play the part of the girl you like.
Are you stupid?
Who'd do that?
Hey.
What?
Where's Fuu?
Where did he go?
No clue.
The next person in line, please come in!
Where's Fuu?
Who are you?
No matter how you look at me, I'm Fuu's fiance!
What?
Where is Fuu?
It's no use hiding from me!
Fuu! Fuu!!
Fuu!
Where are you?
Ah! Over there?
That's...!
Hey...
You know, I...
...love you.
I love you too.
Oh, so that's how it is.
No, you've got it wrong!
This is just a simulation...
What?
Don't worry.
I won't tell anyone.
I told you, you've got it wrong!
Welcome...
...to Hard Gay's world.
Who are you?
Who's he?
Fuu! Where are you?
Fuu!
If you disassemble the inventions given as the inheritance...
...and put them in order from the first son to the 6th son...
We'll get a message, the same as from the blimp.
Using the same pager code...
Search the clock room.
So that means that inheritance is hidden somewhere in here.
Is it money?
No clue.
Your money problems are that bad?
You're a #1 host, aren't you?
You have to pay that much in alimony?
The alimony payment isn't that much.
I need money for something besides that.
More money than a host could dream of making.
Geez, it's so loud.
The rhythm's off too.
Let's see...
I'm from Smiley Motorcycle Delivery...
You're very early.
It's not the appointed time yet.
I'm sorry!
I used the dynamite that was inside!
Dynamite?
The stuff in here.
Sensei never asked for anything like that.
Eh?
I see.
So you switched it out for dynamite, huh?
Yes.
Just after that encounter...
...I got a phone call from Inoue-san, who had infiltrated the homeless group...
And I learned that Chisato-san was going to dig for a hot spring.
While Takeru-kun was inside the sauna...
...I switched the contents of the attache case with dynamite.
Oh crap, my life...
Is this what you were looking for?
Found it!
I thought that would be the only way to dig out the hot spring...
It's amazing that you had the dynamite on hand.
I borrowed it from Shinzo-shi.
From Shinzo?
There are many secrets in Trick Heart Castle that they don't know about yet.
Really?
But, is it alright?
If they found out you did it, then...
...our motives will be revealed.
I'd never make a mistake like that.
What are you polishing your bowling ball with?
My personal towel, of course.
- A wig. - A wig.
I'm telling you, this is a big misunderstanding!
We don't have that kind of relationship!
I'm good on that subject, okay?
It isn't good.
I was thinking of marrying Fuu!
Not that subject...
I just wanted to respond to Satoru's feelings.
Idiot, don't say confusing stuff like that! It's all your fault!
Is it all my fault?
No, you've got it wrong...
He said, "I'll treasure you my whole life."
I loved him!
I...
I'm in love!
With Masaru?
Yeah. No, wait, I'm not!
Why did you automatically assume that?
I can't accept it.
That's right.
I can't accept it!
So...
Let me throw you down.
Let me choke hold you.
Why?
Ippon!
Chisato-san!
Ow!
She's unconscious.
What?
What shall we do?
In this case...
Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation?
Huh?
I'll do it.
Not the face!
Ow!
Satoru!
Satoru, stop it!
I can't take this anymore.
Hello.
How'd you like a daytime hostess club? We've got some cute girls.
No? That's too bad.
You're Mineta Tooru-san, right?
If it's about money, my daughter Chisato...
I'm not a debt collector.
Eh?
What did he mean, the contents were different?
Hurry up and do it!
Yeah!
Hurry up!
Sing!
You're gross!
Gross!
Hurry up!
What's your problem?
You're so dumb.
Hurry up and sing!
Hurry up!
Your father's in prison! He's in jail!
He lives in jail!
It's not my dad's fault!
It's not his fault!
Hurry up!
Just do what we want!
Stop it!
Punk kids, beat it!
You gotta get strong.
Thanks.
[Today's Apology Conferences have been canceled. Reservations begin at 10:30 tomorrow morning.]
[No night appointments will be made with Ohkura Fuu. We appreciate your understanding.]
Found it!
A key?
Yeah. It was stuck in the gears.
That's why the rhythm of the bells was weird in the middle.
Oh.
[Look for the truth hidden behind.]
What's that mean?
No idea.
Finally found you...
Hey, what are you doing?
It's Chisato-san's...
...bras and panties...
Just barging into my room like that, you perverts!
Don't worry about it. I have no interest in them at all.
Well, it bothers me!
Why are you in here, anyway?
You should apologize with me.
Why?
It's only natural!
You got involved with over 27 girls, and lied to all of them on top of it!
I thought you were going to apologize with me, so I agreed to do it.
If you want to break up with them, you should tell them yourself.
Then I quit.
Huh?
It doesn't matter if we're together or break up.
I accomplished what I came here for. Thanks.
What is that?
Don't mess around like that.
What about the feelings of all of the girls who came here today?
They all really loved you!
To say that it doesn't matter...
It's common courtesy to apologize sincerely, isn't it?
Oh. Are you trying to lecture me?
Don't make light of it.
If I didn't poke fun at you, I wouldn't be able to stand it, would I?
I don't know how you fooled the rest of them, but...
There's no changing the fact that you're acting like their mother because of money.
It's a problem for me if you start acting like this is all real.
So...
What sort of person was Shinzo-san to you?
Why ask that out of the blue?
I'm sure you think of him as a kind person.
You don't know his hidden, true face...
What do you mean?
He was a truly evil person.
You don't know how many lives that man ruined.
A child like you, who doesn't understand any of that...
...doesn't have any right to act like a mother to anyone.
Chisato-san!
He makes me so mad!
You're talking about Ohkura Fuu?
What happened?
When we were in front of Trick Heart Castle trying to get information on Ohkura Fuu...
...a judo woman came up and totally laid him flat.
Quiet, you!
But, you were able to get the information, right?
Information?
Yes.
The real reason Ohkura Fuu came to the castle.
Fuu is searching for an inheritance?
In the end, he's really after money.
It didn't seem that way, though.
I wonder why Fuu resents Shinzo-san so much...
He was a truly evil person.
You don't know how many lives that man ruined.
A side of Shinzo-san I never saw, huh?
[Look for the truth hidden behind.]
That's the first time I've heard you talk about Oyaji.
You don't like Chisato because she was his bride, right?
It's unusual for you to talk that way to a lady, after all.
Don't talk like I already hate her.
Ohkura Shinzo may have completely denied my existence, but he accepted Chisato-chan.
I think I'm just jealous.
Gotta use the bathroom.
If you show me some magic, Satoru, and I figure out the trick, I win.
If I can't figure it out, you win.
What's that?
The one who wins will bring Chisato-san home.
Huh?
I don't get you.
You love Chisato-san, don't you?
If you aren't going to do it, I'll go to the Net Cafe.
It's been a while. Are you afraid to do magic in front of people?
Of course not.
I'll do it.
The truth is hidden...
...behind!
Ah!
I knew it...
[Enu: can't obtain]
Okay...
[Ai: love]
[Jii: old man]
[Enu: can't obtain]
[Ai: love]
[Eru: obtain]
[Bui: part]
What is this?
I think I drooled...
I didn't notice you at all!
Really...
Are you saying I'm less than a shadow?
No, you're plenty real.
Anyway, what are you here for?
I came to return something, but...
I sensed the smell of a handsome man...
There's that softly alluring atmosphere again...
What are you doing?
Stay away!
I'm just...writing a letter to my eldest...
But I just don't know what to write.
Maybe you should just write what you really feel.
Hm... things aren't quite that simple.
The relationship he and I have...
Hey, Chisato...
The real me...
I'm not the kind of person you think I am.
Let's go home.
You have to clear all of the "Mother's Goals," right?
In that case, you have to make up with Fuu.
But...
I want you to come back, Chisato-san.
Satoru feels that way too.
He...
He's getting ready to make a big change.
You have to be there to see it, Chisato-san.
You really do love Satoru, don't you?
That's not it! I just...
I was kidding.
I don't want to lose to him.
Ah! It's Masaru-sama!
Give me a handshake!
Why're you just standing there?
That's rude to your fans!
I'm sorry.
I can't offer a handshake on my own yet.
Well, that sucks.
Let's go home, huh?
Hey, Shut-in!
Come help me with something.
What do you want?
I'm lookin' for what was inside the attache case.
I'm busy.
- Don't give me that. C'mon. - Hey, hey, hey!
Don't pull me!
Here you go.
Thanks.
You're pretty tough.
Why are you searching for the inheritance?
Inheritance?
How'd you find that out?
I'm searching for it to expose Ohkura Shinzo's hidden face.
Interested?
I'd also...
...like to know more about Shinzo-san.
I see.
Help us break the code then.
Code?
I'm just letting you know now, it's pretty hard.
[Ai: love]
[Enu: can't obtain]
[Eru: obtain]
[Bui: part]
[Ji: old man]
[Ai: love]
It's the alphabet.
Alphabet?
Oh, if you change the reading to the alphabet...
And if you put it in order...
Living room.
Amazing!
Or rather...I'm kinda lame.
So that means it's hidden somewhere in this room?
Let's search.
Yeah.
Then, you guys take over there...
I'll take over here...
Then, over there...
Oh!
You guys are going to help me search too?
For what?
A wig!
A wig?
I forgot to put it back...
You're looking for something else?
Don't tell me that one of you switched it out of my case!
What're you talking about?
Takeru-kun...
You shouldn't suspect members of your family.
That's right. None of us would take a wig.
It's not just any wig!
It's a super-expensive wig belonging to a really important politician.
Don't tell anyone.
If anyone found out, our lives would be danger!
I don't get you at all.
I know it has to be somewhere in the castle...
Hey!
Chiiko...
Fuu, I was looking for you!
You mean you've been here this whole time?
That's right!
I wandered all over the castle... Fell into the basketball court, drowned in the pool...
I got into lots of dangerous situations!
But my abs are okay!
Who's that hip-thrusting fetishist?
Fuu's fiance.
What? You like guys too?
I only like girls.
It's all in his head.
If you weren't around, Fuu would be mine.
It's all your fault!
Old man!
Hey!
I'm not an old man!
Your body is getting heavy...
What're you talking about?
It's getting heavier...
...and heavier...
Stop trying to make a fool of me!
Huh?
I can't move.
I feel paralyzed.
Inoue-san!
Who is it?
Let me go!
Step aside.
What?
3... 2... 1...
Now!
What?
It disappeared!
Satoru.
Fantastic.
Thanks.
Sure.
Even I...
Shall we?
I'll walk you to the door.
Thank you.
Masaru is...
...offering his hand on his own...
Well, it's a guy, so...
I can't find it anywhere.
Hey!
Hey, that wig.
That's an expensive wig, isn't it?
Hand it over.
Hey, stop that!
Ow!
No. That's not the right one!
Hey! The wig belongs to a super important politician!
No, it doesn't!
This is my real hair! No politician would want to wear a bob like this!
Take it off!
Let me go!
Takeru!
Are you okay?
What's up with this family?
Who are you?
There's an expensive-looking wig over there!
That's...
100% cashmere.
There's no mistake, this is an expensive wig!
Hey, you're bleeding.
That doesn't matter.
Let me take a look at it.
Don't touch me.
Just leave him be.
It's perfectly fine for him to be bleeding.
Right?
What was that?
He's got plenty to spare.
He might actually become a little calmer.
What was that, huh?
- Try sayin' that again! - Stop that!
Why are you protecting him?
Stop it!
I'm not covering for him.
I've never seen them like that before.
It's all because of her.
Wait a sec, you guys were looking for something just now, right?
She disappeared.
Look, a key hole!
It was in a place like that...
The plate must've fallen off when Takeru hit it.
That?
The inheritance...
...is in a hidden room...
What do you mean, "inheritance?"
There might be an inheritance hidden somewhere in the castle.
Seriously?
In there...
...is Shinzo-san's...
So, I guess this is all thanks to you.
No, it's all thanks to me.
I bashed my head into it, you know.
You really make me mad.
Welcome, members of the Ohkura family.
Mirakurun?
It's different.
Mirakurun doesn't have horns.
I'm Mirakurun 2.0!
I'm your inheritance!
What?
Ouch!
That's Oyaji's inheritance?
Hey, what are you doing?
[Unlisted Number]
Hello?
Who does this dandy voice belong to?
Oyaji!
Can you come meet me right now?
What?
Do you finally feel like earning that 100 million?
That's another matter.
There's actually something I need to tell you.
Tell me what?
It's important.
Just look forward to it.
Can you come right now?
I need to leave for a bit.
This is super yummy.
This is amazing.
It's not money?
It looks like you're all here.
Tokita-san.
I never thought there'd be a hidden room there.
What are you here for?
I came to see this through in Shachou's place.
Where's the money?
The inheritance can't be only that.
What are you talking about?
Don't play dumb!
We know that Oyaji's fortune wasn't donated!
What do you mean?
Yeah.
You're all liars!
What is that?
I said I wouldn't run away.
Chisato-san!
What did you want to talk about?
You're all living with your true selves hidden.
All of you are trying to escape your painful pasts...
You're losers!
You have no right to live in this castle!
What is that thing's problem?
Chisato.
Listen closely.
You are...
...a girl.
Huh?
What I mean is...
You're not a boy. You're a girl.
I know that.
I see.
Then, I have one more thing to say.
You are...
...human.
What is that?
You called me here just to tell me that?
What's wrong with getting together sometimes, just the two of us?
We can read manga together...how about "Kyojin no Hoshi."
Don't be ridiculous. I'm leaving.
I'll get in trouble if you go home.
What is this?
[5th son, Satoru]
[6th son, Akira]
[4th son, Masaru]
[3rd son, Sho]
Stop it! C'mon, stop!
Stop!
Answer us!
Who put you up to this?
I'll tell you!
Tokita! That Tokita guy!
What's wrong?
I don't have to look at it, right?
[Oldest son, Fuu]
To the eldest son, Ohkura Fuu...
Your real father...
...is Ohkura Shinzo-shi.
What's he talking about?
You weren't adopted?
That Tokita guy told me...
...to find a way to get you out of the castle.
He said he'd give me money.
Where is everyone?
They left.
Why?
This is...
...what Shachou wanted.
[Sonna kao shite...] Don't look like that...
[...utsumukanaide...] ...lift your head, look at me...
[...rashiku de ii to...] ...just be yourself...
[...kimi ga waratta] ...that's what you said to me with a smile
[Donna meiro mo...] Every labyrinth...
[...deguchi ha aru yo] ...has a way out
[Yasashii koe ni...] In that gentle voice...
[...kaze wo kanjita] ...I felt the wind
[Kodoku to yuru heya kara deru...] Leave this room of loneliness and solitude...
[Sono nazo no kagi ha...] The key to the riddle...
[...donna toki mo...] ...is always...
[...sono te ni aru...] ...in your hands...
[...jibun shidai nan da] ...it's up to you
Woah, woah!
Yeah, yeah!
Woah, woah!
Yeah, yeah!
[Mugen no sora ni dakarete...] Enveloped in the infinite sky...
[...bokura ha ikiteiru n da] ...that's where we'll live
[Doa wo akete tobidaseba...] If we open the door and fly out...
[...mirai to yuru...] ...somewhere new...
[...atarashii basho de...] ...in a place that will change the future...
[...kimi ha kagayaiteiru] ...you'll shine
Their secrets are written on those scrolls.
Why was I treated like an adopted son?
Japan Good Looking Boy Contest?
Why is Akira doing it?
Okaasan...
His mom ran off, right?
He probably wanted her to notice him.
I've started working here today.
What?
I hope Akira's mother watches.
I'll show you my magic right now.
There's 1 week left.
I'll do it for you.
Being able to laugh or cry with someone...
I don't think being blood related has anything to do with it