Let's just work on finishing up all of the points in "A Mother's Goals" quickly.
What're you aiming for?
What's coming to you:
in-her-i-tance!
Tou-chan! (Daddy!)
Tou-chan?
He's my kid. He'll be six soon.
So, the reason you need money...
Child-rearing expenses and alimony...
Number 2, collect hand prints of all 6 sons!
Stay away!
He's got a phobia about women.
Can you go pick up Sho's son?
Wait a sec. Why me?
I can't go outside...
Takeru was abducted.
He doesn't believe in other people, and doesn't want them to believe in him.
He might really want someone to believe in him.
You'll die first.
Was that a miracle?
Okay, shake!
Huh?
I haven't forgiven you yet.
You didn't tell me you were gonna have a kid.
Am I that unreliable?
You couldn't trust me?
Gross!
You'd better make it properly, starting tomorrow!
Okay.
Hello, Ohkura residence.
What?
Masaru was picked up by the police?
So, Masaru was actually busted by the police?
They said they're holding him on suspicion of robbery.
Huh? What'd he steal?
Money, apparently. They said to come down to the station.
Off you go.
Eh? What, me?
Of course. You're our "Mama," you know.
What? Hey...
Excuse me...
I'm here for Ohkura Masaru...
Ohkura-san...
Ah, yes.
Where's his mother?
Well...
That would be me.
You're his mother, huh?
This way.
Our apologies.
We mistook him for someone else.
What?
Coincidences really do happen, don't they?
We got a report that 500,000 yen in cash was stolen in this area.
Then, at a restaurant, he pulled out an envelope with that much money in it...
If he had just told us what the money was for, things wouldn't have escalated to this point.
Then fix my illness!
But, when we brought in the robbery victim who saw the robber's face...
...they said it was a different person.
Counseling?
Yeah.
Masaru was carrying this same ad.
[No matter what phobia you have, we can cure it now!!]
Seriously?
Collect hand prints of all 6 sons...
Why was he going there?
Oh, yeah, he was going there to try and cure his phobia of women.
500,000 yen to even start?
That must mean he's feeling like he's out of options.
Why're you here acting like you're supposed to be here?
Got a problem?
Yeah, I do. Don't you remember what I said yesterday at the vending machines?
You're supposed to know that you shouldn't show your ugly mug here again!
If you're gonna say that...
...then should you start with "What are you doing conversing like a normal person?"
Got a problem?
Yeah, I do. You didn't even go pick up my son!
Really?
Yeah.
He was scared of going outside and couldn't go.
I never said I'd go.
You're a shut-in, aren't you?
It's not in character for a shut-in to be out here all friendly and talking, right?
Now, now.
I can't go outside at all, so I'm a respectable shut-in.
There's nothing respectable about being a shut-in, though.
Shut up, brat.
It's weird to see a shut-in that's so quick to fight, too.
You oughtta learn your place in this world.
You're one to talk.
What was that? Bring it! I'll lock him in his room right now!
Now, now...
You keep saying, "now, now..." What are you doing?
Well...
I wanted your handprint...
You didn't call us here saying you're worried about Masaru...
...just so you could get their handprints, right?
Who cares. I'll help you out.
Hey, odd couple!
What're you hiding?
Oh, nothing at all.
- Right? - Right.
It's not like I've actually acknowledged you or anything yet.
Masaru-san is coming this way!
Pretend like this conversation never happened.
It'd probably be best to just leave him alone.
Hey, wait, wait, wait.
Masaru is one of our brothers. Of course we should want to help him!
I'll pass.
What happens to Masaru-san has nothing to do with me.
I've also got someplace I have to be.
You're all so cold.
You can't go.
What?
It's your punishment for acting out of character.
You've gotta be kidding me.
But, maybe it'd be better not to get too involved...
You don't get it, do you?
Where else are we gonna find entertainment this good?
That's what he wanted, huh?
Masaru.
I'll fix your fear of women.
What?
I'm the man who can call miracles, you know.
Really?
I see.
Alright. I'll leave the rest to you.
It seems they're going to tackle Masaru's phobia of women next.
I'm very impressed.
Truly...
You can see a change in them ever since Chisato-san arrived.
That's not what I meant.
I'm saying I'm impressed with you.
Your involvement in this seems deeper than simply ensuring that Chisato-san honors the contract.
I owe a lot to Shinzo-shi.
I do, as well.
I don't know what your goal is, but...
If you interfere with what she's doing...
I won't let you get away with it.
How frightening.
Do you dislike them?
Men like me?
No...
They're my favorite kind.
Can I look now?
Not yet.
Why do I have to do this?
[Hey!]
[Go get changed.]
[Fine.]
[The Big Plan to Cure Masaru's Fear of Women!]
[Hey!]
[Why do I...]
[...have to dress like this?]
[You just need to go...]
[...to the 2nd archway and wait!]
[You've gotta be kidding me!]
Can I look now?
Not yet!
[This is....]
[...really embarrassing!]
[Whoa!]
[Shazna?]
Can I look now?
Not yet!
[Arch Number 1]
[Arch Number 2]
[Arch Number 3]
[Goal!]
[Home Visit Notice]
A home visit?
[Satoru's home visit...]
[Aoume City Tachikurozawa 3rd High School] [Homeroom teacher: Yoshida]
[Ohkura-sama, I'll be by to visit at 2pm on the 28th.]
[Today?]
Yes?
Excuse me...
Are you Satoru's homeroom teacher?
Huh? Uh...
Yes!
Oh, I'm sorry things are so messy!
- It's fine. - This way...
Cute!
Satoru, your homeroom teacher's here!
Where's Satoru?
Ah!
What is all this?
What's going on?
Why do I have to do this?
Yoshida-sensei.
I'm Yoshida.
So cute!
Yoshida...
Power stones...
Well, I'll leave you guys to it then...
Hey!
Where are you going?
You're his legal guardian.
Why're you talking like that?
I always talk like this.
Hey, wait...
What's wrong?
Hey! Stop!
She's so cute!
I felt refreshed just being around her!
Stop!
Yoshida...Mao?
If you know her already, you should introduce me...
She's the whole reason I'm scared of women!
[Atashinchi no Danshi] [The Guys of My House: Episode 3]
Translation by sayochama
QC by sarujin
Thanks to triplez for initial timing and to TimeLesSub for hardsubbing!
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What is this?
If I didn't do something like that, you'd run away, right?
Excuse me...
Are you his older sister?
Oh, no.
I'm, uh... his mother!
Eh?
Oh, excuse me for misunderstanding...
It's fine. I'm dressed up like this, after all. And... this is a boy!
She's my homeroom teacher. She knows already.
Satoru-kun, you don't know who I am?
Of course not. I haven't gone to high school since my first year.
That's right.
Sorry for asking something so strange.
Is your name...
Yoshida...
Mao-san?
Yes, it is.
Oh.
She said she really is Yoshida Mao!
Hey you...
Just what kind of relationship...
...did you have with a woman like her? Huh?
When I was in elementary school...
...she was in middle school. I confessed my feelings to her.
Yoshida-senpai!
Would you...
...please go out with me?
Sure.
It was the first time I ever told a girl I liked her...
So I was really happy.
But...
Masaru-kun, right?
How's it going with your younger boyfriend?
Stop it!
I was just messing with him.
He's kinda creepy, y'know.
Eww, how awful.
Ever since then...
Whenever I see women...
I start to hear voices.
"He's so creepy."
She trampled all over the pure-hearted feelings of a young boy...
I won't forgive her!
Here's this month's payment.
It's not enough.
I'll give you the difference next month.
You said that last month too.
Oh, did I really?
The alimony...
If you can't pay it, then keep your promise.
Now, now...
When you get angry, that cute face of yours goes to waste.
Drawing this out is just a waste of time.
Do you know how much you still owe me?
Doing this...
...is just delaying the inevitable, you know.
Now, now, if you just wait a little longer, I'll get a big payoff soon.
Hm?
Use this...
...to buy Riki something he wants.
Christmas is still months away.
You just don't get it, do you?
You're not cut out to be a father, Sho.
Hmm... I think so too.
Will you take him, then?
The whole reason we have these stupid meetings is because you wouldn't let me, right?
Thanks.
What are your hobbies?
I practice English listening comprehension.
And what does that entail...
This isn't an omiai, you know.
Then what should we talk about?
We usually talk about...
...how he does in classes, or what careers he's thinking about pursuing in the future...
I'm gonna be held back anyway.
I'll just quit school.
Quit?
I think that's fine.
He's free to do what he wants.
Everyone is worried about you.
That's got nothing to do with me.
That's enough, isn't it?
What was that? Magic?
Sensei, did you know he used to be called a genius magician?
Shut up.
Hey, why don't you try being a magician again? I bet you'd make tons of money!
Shut up, I said!
What're you mad about?
That insensitive side of you really makes me mad.
I'm sorry about that.
It's fine.
Would it be alright if I used your restroom?
Please, go ahead.
Where're you going?
Um, excuse me...
Where's the restroom?
Restroom? You turn left there, go down to the eighth level...
...go right, turn left, and it's right up some stairs.
Thank you!
Excuse me...
What?
Do you know why Satoru doesn't attend school any more?
Bullying.
He was bullied because of his parents.
But that was all before he came here.
Don't you think you should've found that out before coming here?
That's true! I should have!
I'm so sorry!
Don't let her fool you!
You care very much about your brothers, don't you, Oniisan?
Sensei, the bathroom might be hard to find so...
I have to ask you something.
Yes?
Are you dating anyone right now?
Huh?
I'm not.
What?
Well, I'd better be going.
Thank you for coming today.
Huh? Where were you?
Cram school.
I don't want to be in a biker gang at 27.
What was that, huh?
It's not good to be so narrow minded.
Excuse me...
Is it alright if I come here again?
What?
I can't just leave things like this.
I'd like to talk Satoru-kun into going to school.
Come whenever you want!
Anytime you want!
[Ohkura Takeru]
I'll be waiting for your call.
Good bye.
Who's she?
Satoru's homeroom teacher... and the source of Masaru's trauma.
And my future wife!
That seems like a lot of trouble.
This is a collection of Shinzo-shi's inventions.
With that...
Wait a sec, we just came from the entrance...
What of it?
Okay, whatever...
But where are we going to put all this?
How about your room, Chisato-san?
I don't have a room.
You don't?
What've you been doing all this time?
I built a cardboard house in the back garden to sleep in...
Are you homeless?
Is there an empty room you can give Chisato-san?
In that case...
What about the Clock of Terror room?
It's perfect for Shortie.
Clock of Terror?
This isn't bad.
And the bed is soft and fluffy...
What is that?
Hey...
And the rhythm is off in the middle too...
I won't be able to sleep like this!
[Jerk. Die!]
People really hate me...
Hm?
I even have a letter of misfortune here...
[To: Ohkura Fuu-sama]
[Ohkura Shinzo]
Makes me remember someone very unpleasant...
Did you really hate Shinzo-shi that much?
You know...
...what I hate most in this world are people who treat other people's lives like objects.
Riki-kun...
Are you referring to him?
Because he told me, "Abort it!"
He wouldn't have known anything about Riki except that he was born.
Let's talk about happier things. You came all this way to see me, after all.
Then...
Shall we talk about a treasure?
Treasure?
Inheritance?
Excuse me! A bottle of champagne here!
Gotcha! Sho's got an order for champagne!
Thank you!
So, so, so, what is it?
It seems there is treasure hidden somewhere in Trick Heart Castle.
I've heard that it is in the 96th room.
96th?
Are there that many rooms there?
Wait, why are you telling me about this?
What?
It's strange.
Telling this story only to me, at a time like this.
You... still don't understand?
What's with the softly alluring atmosphere?
I couldn't sleep at all...
Clocks are scary.
Then...
Do you want to stay at my place?
No she won't!
If she's staying somewhere, it'll be my place.
Bodyguards, assemble!
There's more of them again!
We've finished gathering the information on Ohkura Satoru!
Thanks...
Did you know that before joining the Ohkura family...
...he appeared on TV as Genius Boy-Magician, under the name Kanbai Satoru?
I knew that he was a magician.
This is a video of him from that period...
[Genius Boy-Magician Kanbai Satoru]
Amazing!
But, the year after this was filmed, he stopped appearing on TV.
Eh?
His parents, who managed his performance fees...
...were arrested for tax evasion.
He was banished from performing on TV...
...and went through a lot of bashing from the public.
Even though it wasn't his fault, he got a lot of criticism...
So, his past as a magician might be something that he wants to erase.
I'm so horrible, saying all of that stuff...
Don't worry about that.
Okay? Come to my place.
Why does she have to do that?
- If she's going somewhere, it'll be my place. - Oh.
They still haven't caught the criminal.
What's this?
There's been a string of burglaries in this area lately.
If you're scared, why don't you come...
Ole!
That's great! You're such a great guy!
That's it! Wow!
That's hot! Just like you're on the wharf!
Yuujiro, huh? Great!
Wow! Make `em yearn for you!
You're so cool!
Masaru-sama!
You're so cool!
Please shake hands with me!
Masaru!
Who does he think he is, surrounded by SP?
He's all looks. He's really gross as a person.
They say he's scared of women.
It's absurd, isn't it.
Just stop it!
Masaru-san!
I'm sorry!
I'm really sorry.
Masaru-chan's very tired, so...
I apologize.
What's wrong with you Masaru? This isn't like you at all.
Then what is "like me?"
Masaru-san...
Huh?
Sleepy...
[Yoshida Mao]
What're you...
Don't come any closer.
Sorry.
For a model to have a phobia of women...
It's so stupid.
That's not true.
You say that, but you think it's stupid too.
Everyone only pretends to sympathize...
But... there's no helping that.
Because...
They can't understand how I feel.
[Yoshida Mao]
Why...
Why do I have to feel like this?
Why...
Why?
Why, why, why?
Masaru...
Why is it only me?
How unusual.
[Mama's in here. No men. Akira, Ok. Takeru, No.]
Why...
...were they all chosen as candidates to be his heir?
Because they were all handsome.
What?
According to Shinzo-shi...
...all candidates for his position as the charismatic company president had to be good-looking.
I was joking.
Please don't joke around with an expression like that.
He said it was... their eyes.
Eyes?
People who've experienced hardships are able to rise above adversity.
That sort of strong will is reflected in the eyes.
That was one of Shachou's sayings.
So, you're saying that "strong will" is something we have?
Shachou seemed to believe that.
You all...
...have one thing in common.
Even though the individual circumstances are different...
...everyone who lives here was raised in a difficult environment.
Perhaps Shinzo-shi felt the same way about you.
Shinzo-shi had the ability to see through people...to their potential.
Impossible.
I always watched from the outside as Takeru and Sho battled to become the heir...
...even though we were all adopted together.
If I remember correctly, you lost your parents early on and were taken in by your grandmother, right?
Before my grandmother passed away...
...I heard she asked Shinzo-san, who was a former high school student of hers, to look after me.
I'm sure Shinzo-san didn't really want to.
Adopting a boy like me into his family...
I think you might have misunderstood something.
No matter what sort of request an honored teacher made of him....
Shachou wasn't running a charity house.
If he hadn't seen something in you, he wouldn't have adopted you.
What?
Shachou always said this about you...
"If only he would..."
"...have more confidence in himself."
It seems like you've gotten very interested in the brothers.
Not really.
But...
I'm aiming for Fuu-kun and Sho-kun.
Really, please don't joke around with that expression on your face.
I am not joking.
I see.
Man...
What a bunch of junk!
Just by inputting your voice into this High Power Voice...
...you can enjoy 1,023 different voices, from an opera singer to Jang Dong Gun.
No way!
Umm...
"What she said"... I'll try it in a Pirates voice...
What she said.
Hey. That's Shinzo-san's voice!
It's just a voice changer.
You noticed?
They already make sophisticated versions of this.
Really?
That's too bad.
I wanted my voice to be able to reach my sons...
Hello?
Yo! Doing all right?
Oyaji! (Dad!)
You must be fine to sound that mad.
How do you know this number?
Don't sweat the small stuff.
Actually...
There was something I forgot to tell you before.
What?
Whether you pay the debt back or not...
You're my adorable daughter.
What is that?
Well... I just mean, don't overdo it.
People are best the way they are.
Let's just keep going with the flow.
Don't be ridiculous!
You're the one who ran up that debt!
That's true.
Well, just keep working at it bit by bit.
See ya! Bye bye!
Did you talk to her properly?
Yeah. Just as you told me to.
Looks delicious...
Leave after you eat that.
You really hate me, don't you Yoshio-san?
Of course.
Making her go through all of that...
It was money.
Money is what messed everything up.
So...
...please lend me some.
Idiot!
This never would've happened if you hadn't gotten addicted to gambling!
Ow...
Why did you call me?
I told you.
To cheer up Chisato, who's working hard to pay the debt.
That again.
Please tell me the truth.
What are you plotting?
What's he mean, "go with the flow?"
I love you exactly as you are.
Okay.
Oh yeah...
It'll be Shinzo-san's voice.
Well, doesn't matter.
What's this?
High Power Voice.
You can hear what a person feels about you just by pointing it at someone. Isn't that amazing?
Really?
But, you can only use it once per person.
So, why don't you try it on Yoshida-san tomorrow?
She probably doesn't think badly of you anymore, Masaru.
You might even hear a good response.
Are you still trying to make a fool of me?
I'm not trying to make a fool of you.
Then leave me alone!
No matter what I do, nothing will change.
Masaru...
You should just be yourself.
Don't say stuff like that arbitrarily.
I really am trying to choose my words carefully.
I ended up hurting Satoru because I didn't before...
I'm sure...
...that nothing you're doing is wrong.
Worrying about a painful past...
Struggling to find a new "you"...
That's why...
Don't you think you should love yourself more?
The way you are now.
You might not be able to overcome your past, but...
The future is still completely blank.
Whatever happens depends solely on you, I think.
Be more confident in yourself!
You gotta think, "I'm cool."
You too!
96... kyuu-juu-roku...
Kyuu-roku...
Ku-roku...
Ku-roku... Kuroku?
Kurokku?
Clock? Clock!
That's it! See ya!
Tou-chan!
Yeah?
You know...
It's nothing. Do good at work!
Oh, clock!
Hello.
Come in, come in.
Would you like to go to a movie with me next Sunday?
I don't like men who wear fighting coats.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry...
Satoru won't leave his room, so...
I see.
Satoru?
I just came out to say one thing.
I'll go back one day.
To school.
I still can't go outside, so it won't be soon, but...
I will definitely go.
I'll be waiting.
Excuse me...
May I use your restroom?
Go ahead.
Hello.
What are you doing?
Huh? Oh, I'm on a treasure hunt!
Teachers shouldn't stereotype people.
Hot!
We can't just let her get away with that!
You aren't thinking about me at all, are you?
What is this?
High Power Voice.
You can hear what people think of you.
Seriously? Awesome, let me see it!
Hey...
You again?
Where was the Clock of Terror room again?
It's next to the elevator on the second floor.
What about it?
Clock. The clock.
What're you two doing?
Can't you see?
We set up a trap for Yoshida Mao in the bathroom. We're waiting for her to fall in here!
Yoshida...meaning the cute girl in the living room?
Yeah!
Satoru's homeroom teacher. His first love...
...who also caused his phobia. And the one who broke my heart with one punch!
She's not the girl who was your first love.
What?
It was that girl you liked in elementary school, right?
You showed me her picture once.
She wouldn't change that much unless she had plastic surgery.
Her name was the same.
The power stones too.
You should make sure.
And that trap that you've attached to the bathroom?
There's no guarantee that she'll be the one caught in it.
You don't get it, Ohkura Sho!
We wrote a big sign on the bathroom!
"Especially for Yoshida!"
Yoshida's here!
Inoue-san?
Inoue?
She's sure taking a long time...
Nice to meet you.
I'm Satoru-kun's homeroom teacher. My name is Yoshida Io.
What?
I'm sorry.
I was supposed to come on the 28th, but I became ill.
But, you're already here.
Who is?
[NIKKEI Company Information] Here you go.
[NIKKEI Company Information] Thank goodness.
I'm so glad it was found.
What an unusual thing to lose.
You're trading stocks at your age?
Excuse me.
Where's the treasure?
Eh?
Excuse me!
I got a little lost...
Oh, to get to the bathroom...
...go down to the 8th floor basement, go to right and you should see a staircase to the left.
Go up the stairs and it's right there.
Thank you!
No prob.
Oh, hey, that's...!
Hey!
Hello, Ohkura residence.
Hey...
About Satoru's homeroom teacher...
Hey...
You think 'cuz of this fighting coat...
Hey, am I invisible or something?
Come back here!
Grab her!
What?
Hurry!
Get that green thing on her back!
You impostor!
What's going on?
Catch her!
Think you can get away?
Who do you think you are, Yoshida?
Come back here!
Hey, Yoshida! No...Yoshida-like-person!
What's your real name?
Tell us who you are!
Are you Yoshizumi, huh?
You're Yoshizumi!
Hey, Yoshizumi! Hey, Eyebrows!
Weak!
No...
She's very strong.
You tricked us!
It's your fault for being fooled.
Do you know how Satoru felt when he said he'd go to school?
Like I care about the feelings of a shut-in.
I'll never forgive you for that.
Satoru...
...came outside.
He can still move?
It hurts...
Well, that's to be expected.
Have confidence...
I'm cool.
Still impossible.
Sho, stay like that!
Satoru, you stay like that too!
Huh?
How can you stay up there so long?
Look out!
Masaru's holding a girl!
I called a miracle again!
Ow, ow, ow...
What is up with that family?
Hey, now, hands off!
Don't touch it!
Back off, I'm opening it.
Okay...
What is this?
A birthday card?
It's dated for today.
What? Is it someone's birthday?
Not me.
Me neither.
Not me.
Not me either.
How about the eldest, Fuu?
Not him either.
Akira's is different too.
Then who's is it?
Oh.
Oh?
It's Riki's...
...it's my son's birthday.
What?
Why'd the old man know your kid's birthday?
No idea.
Shinzo-san...
...was probably always thinking about Riki-kun.
[Happy Birthday. May 1st]
Ridiculous...what good is it now...
You don't get it, do you?
It's nothing. Do good at work!
I'm leaving.
It's been a long time.
Yes, it has.
Hello?
Yes, that's right.
What?
Riki's disappeared?
[Satoru]
You're not telling me you got the hots for Shortie, right?
Huh?
What're you talking about?
But...but you...
I love you exactly as you are.
Shinzo-san?
"I love you exactly as you are." Eh?
Hm?
Oh, nothing.
What's wrong with you?
Hello?
It's Tokita.
Oh, what's up?
This is very hard for me to say, but...
I need you to return the 100 million yen as soon as possible.
What?
[Sonna kao shite...] Don't look like that...
[...utsumukanaide...] ...lift your head, look at me...
[...rashiku de ii to...] ...just be yourself...
[...kimi ga waratta] ...that's what you said to me with a smile
[Donna meiro mo...] Every labyrinth...
[...deguchi ha aru yo] ...has a way out
[Yasashii koe ni...] In that gentle voice...
[...kaze wo kanjita] ...I felt the wind
[Kodoku to yuru heya kara deru...] Leave this room of loneliness and solitude...
[Sono nazo no kagi ha...] The key to the riddle...
[...donna toki mo...] ...is always...
[...sono te ni aru...] ...in your hands...
[...jibun shidai nan da] ...it's up to you
Woah, woah!
Yeah, yeah!
Woah, woah!
Yeah, yeah!
[Mugen no sora ni dakarete...] Enveloped in the infinite sky...
[...bokura ha ikiteiru n da] ...that's where we'll live
[Doa wo akete tobidaseba...] If we open the door and fly out...
[...mirai to yuru...] ...somewhere new...
[...atarashii basho de...] ...in a place that will change the future...
[...kimi ha kagayaiteiru] ...you'll shine
Nice to meet you, Okaasan.
I have the child.
Shinzo-san's voice?
I asked him to.
You must follow the orders I'm about to give you.
I just thought of a good idea!
She's that old man's bride.
What's so good about her?
Phone!
They say there are ghosts in this house.
Today's really perfect for table tennis, isn't it?
I'll always...
...be looking out for you!
This might be what they mean by, "searching for family"...