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I wonder if other people are like me,
who feel like growing up is like a video game battle.
We played every trick we know to get scores.
In every step of life,
we will meet many enemies.
Of course, many of them are like the big villain in the video games,
who always gets in the way of our growth.
No...
Mommy!
We can never figure out if those pranks
and mocking are out of hate.
We also never figure out if the frown on our faces
and the little expectation in our hearts are out of love.
Hey.
Before we understood liking someone,
love appeared unexpectedly.
That's the first time we feel...
what it's like for the heart to exist in the body.
When you meet that someone, you think it's love.
He makes you see yourself in a way you never knew.
The first time you realize how crazily you could smile.
The first time you feel someone is your whole world.
When that person leaves, it's the first time you know
that in your body,
there are so many tears hiding.
The world without him,
is actually
just full of darkness.
♫ You didn't really love him that much
Of course, singing loudly with your best friend
is one of the ways to heal the pain from a break-up.
♫ The dreams that you wove...
[May I know you? You are so pretty.]
Someday you will realize, without that person,
the world is still functioning.
The light he took away,
you can give it to yourself.
[Oh lonely by Harlem Yu]
♫ Oh Lonely ♫
♫ Hello loneliness you're the one who never left my side ♫
♫ Oh Lonely ♫
♫ I don't need to fake to be young in front of you ♫
♫ Oh oh oh lonely ♫
♫ Nobody likes the game I like to play ♫
♫ Oh lonely ♫
♫ We just pretend to be happy in front of people ♫
♫ This is lonely ♫
♫ The future keeps coming but the past will never pass ♫
♫ I have no enemy, but I have no strength to fight ♫
♫ The reality is always so real ♫
♫ Oh lonely ♫
♫ I took care of the world but never myself ♫
♫ Oh lonely ♫
♫ You can't fill up the loss with what you have ♫
[The Ex-Man]
[Episode 1]
- Hey. I only have a 30 second break. I'll go in first. - I'm running late!
Li Bao-Bei, you didn't stay up all night playing video games, did you?
My game buddy is in New York. I was fighting with him in his time. You don't understand.
[Getting Ready]
[Online Game]
Li Qin-Ai, you're late.
I know. I'm already hurrying.
Be careful. It's hot.
The soup I prepared today is awesome.
- What weird soup? - Weird soup? It's eggplant, milk
- and fish soup. - Gross. - Gross?
Good morning everyone.
Li-Yang, good morning.
This is fresh fish I got from the market. There are also clams.
- So good. - Qin-Ai, I fixed your shoes.
Thanks.
Li Bao-Bei, I thought you were connecting with New York.
Li Qin-Ai, do you have to put shoes on the table?
- Li-Yang helped get my shoes fixed. - Older Brother Li-Yang.
My sister is not Cinderella. You don't need to put her shoes on for her.
If I have to give you a name, you'll be Fiona with the giant feet.
Nonsense! Does Li-Yang look like Shrek to you?
- I didn't say it. You said it. - You're the donkey. - Big feet, big feet...
Okay... Brother and sister fighting so early in the morning. Here, have some soup.
- Let me help. - No need. I especially invented this soup today.
- Eggplant milk and fresh fish soup. - Mom, can I not have soup today?
- Yeah, can I not have any? - Why not?
- Because people might die. - Yep.
What are you talking about? Death?
- You said something wrong. You have some first. - I said Shrek might die.
Why would you go back to Shrek? Weird.
Here. Let's have some soup together.
- It's hot. - Drink your soup.
You try it yourself.
- What else do you need to say? - Put your shoes away.
- What's the big deal if I just put them here? - This is the dining table!
- Your shoes are so dirty. - Your shoes are smellier. - Let's eat together.
Auntie, I will help you.
- Of course I want it! - Try some!
Stop encouraging my mother.
Don't you know if you tell parents that you like it, they would cook more?
As long as she's happy, right?
No wonder my mother likes you so much.
Her focus has been on you these years, not on me or my brother.
Are you jealous?
I'm not. I am grateful.
Thank god you're here. My mom nags so much. It would be a lot of pressure on me and my brother.
Huh? Are you treating me like a brother or boyfriend?
What do you think? I gave up so many young fresh meat to be with you, who's eight years older than me.
I can't compete with their age.
But which young guy can do what I did?
For four years, I drove you to work and have breakfast with you every day.
You should give me an award.
Are you having breakfast with me or my mother?
How do you know that?
You're so bad.
Of course with you.
- One more kiss. - Okay.
One more.
Hello everyone. I am Dai Hai-An. The annual shopping festival is about to start again.
We will have more new items on sale this year.
PChome: Spoil yourself shopping festival.
Are you living a tiring life? It's sad to feel like nobody loves you.
You think everyone else is doing well but you.
Why is it so hard to be happy?
I'm taking off.
I was thinking we should find a new house.
I think we need to be prepared.
Okay.
Go.
- Bye. - Bye.
Hey. He brought it up.
Huh? He brought it up? Is that a proposal?
So early in the morning!
Or did he say it when you two went to a motel last night?
No. He just drove me to work.
Then he said he wants to find a new house. I don't know what it means.
Li Qin-Ai. What does house hunting represent?
In my view, I'm telling you,
a real proposal has to include a ring and getting on his knees.
He just said we need to be prepared.
He's making me anxious.
Of course you would be anxious.
You still have a giant villain in your heart waiting to be solved.
You didn't even show up to the school reunion.
What does that have to do with anything?
To attend the school reunion means you're in a healthy place.
Why didn't you come? Come to the reunion
to prove that your mind's healthy enough to get married.
You're being annoying. I'm going upstairs. I'll talk to you when I see you. Bye.
- Bye. - Hi everyone, I'm Dai Hai-An.
- So handsome, oh my god! - Whether you are a hard-working housewife or a busy career woman,
you still have to take care of children and your husband...
- Dai Hai-An is so handsome. - and have to deal with in-laws every day...
Is he really your and Older Sister Qin-Ai's high school friend?
When can we interview him? I want to meet him so much.
Enough. Wipe your drool.
My neck is really sore from all the editing work.
I need to go shop for ointment. Do your work.
Okay. He's so good looking.
- Morning. - Hi, honey.
- You must really want to pee since you just got here. Let's go into the bathroom. - I peed already.
He's so handsome! Oh god!
- Xiao Mei. - So handsome!
- So handsome. - He's really handsome.
Really? Older Sister Qin, hi.
When are you giving me the briefing?
At noon?
I'll be waiting.
Okay.
She's really not working hard... but so young.
Honey. I sent you the files. Check if you received it.
Okay.
Hello everyone, I am Dai Hai-An. Whether you're a hard-working housewife
- Is there an end to this? - or a busy career woman.
After work, you still...
Why are you being this way?
Are all the exes like ghosts?
You thought you ran into him walking down the streets.
When you go to places you went to together, you thought he was standing next to you.
Watching movies you've watched together and restaurants you've gone to together,
anytime, anywhere, all the time,
every second, he will never let me go.
As if these weren't enough, I have to keep seeing him.
It's so annoying.
Are you done? Because not everyone's ex appears in commercials.
Isn't that coffee too bitter for you?
Old love is bitter.
You're so interesting.
Growing up is like baking coffee beans for women.
Really? So handsome!
Like those young girls, they will eventually figure it out.
From white coffee beans to bitter beans,
and the smell of burning. Then you need to add sugar in it.
I sound so mature!
You know why? Because you're old.
I'm old too.
Dragging me down?
Here, taste this. This is another flavor of ginseng.
Since when did you start eating this?
This is the taste of youth, ok?
Didn't you use to like it?
I don't remember.
I remember the commercial song was so brain-washing.
Every time I watched the baseball game, I had to sing that song. Do you remember the song?
I forgot!
I can remember it! I can remember it.
♫ Pinky... ♫, go on!
You're too much. That's the song to Monk Yixiu.
♫ Pinky... Three flavors! ♫
Right.
Forget about youth.
Coffee and tea are the flavors of our age.
I will help Xiao Mei with the briefing so the chief editor won't nag this afternoon.
Sure.
Right. Don't tell Xiao Mei too much about that "commercial idol." Makes it so hard for me to train her.
You have so much "idol baggage."
What are you talking about?
Okay, don't overreact.
Ex-boyfriends are ghosts. Plus,
your ex is an idol now. He's almost god-like.
You have to get used to seeing him all the time.
You can't just explode every time like you did just now.
I know that. I will ignore it when I go on PChome.
I see a nobody and I see no one.
You're so talented.
A nobody isn't a person anyway, and pretending not to see...
Let's not attack him with our puns.
Okay, I know.
It was more than a decade ago when you broke up with him.
You don't love him but you don't hate him, right?
Hi everyone, I am Dai Hai-An, whether you're a hard-working housewife or a busy professional,
you have to take care of children and your husband and deal with in-laws after work.
You have been living for other people the whole year.
Now you should let go of your children, husband, work and friends.
I don't understand. A bunch of people wanted to hire him to be a model and he refused.
Now he's over 30 and has fine lines around his eyes, he's so popular.
Don't you think he is much more handsome now he's over 30?
He used to be a kid.
Now he's mature and he's manlier.
Mature?
Wow, I am going to apply for pension today after work. Want to join?
You're so funny.
Think about it. The work he's done in the past was all about
being a street vendor, working in a casino,
express delivery work, stuff like that.
When was the last time you saw him working in an office?
Well...
- Never. - Never.
So this time he brought us into PChome
and even he shot a commercial himself. I think he wants to settle down.
Look at him. I feel like he wants to settle down too.
Not just work, maybe even relationship-wise...
Why are you so full of gossip?
You both are the same—
Your heels are so pointy!
Your dentist said you can't eat candy!
No worries. I have two more.
Shining.
Childish.
Is he? I think he's pretty mature...
Shining!
The computer is down!
Did you look at porn?
I did not. Nonsense!
Our best-selling area is skincare and make-up products.
Then it's clothes, bags and baby products.
All of the top five categories are women related.
We also have a steadily growing fan base. Now we have twice the figure of last year.
What's more impressive is every time we shoot a new video,
especially the ones with you in it. On average, it would only take one hour
for the clicks to reach 100,000.
What's more impressive is the likes—
What's the use of views?
It can't bring real profit.
I was looking forward to today.
I thought the CEO using you as the endorser
will put this dollar case group
in charge of the annual sales.
I was expecting a miracle.
Turns out, the profit was the same as last year.
Things like miracles
won't just appear when you want it.
You have to have the balls.
What does that mean?
There's still time before the final count.
If we make twice as much profit as last year,
do you want to take out your last month's bonus and distribute it to everyone?
Yay.
Twice as much? If you can do that,
I will give you guys my previous three months' bonus.
Everyone heard him?
Shining shining!
[Splendid Demo]
Annual shopping festival...
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I can't get in.
Hello. Yes, we are fixing this now. Our apologies.
That's right, we are doing it now.
[Apologies, the website is down now. We are currently looking into it.]
I'm sorry. We are taking care of this as fast as possible.
We are really very sorry.
Hello, PChome...
Hello...
We will let you know shortly.
Okay, fine.
Thank you for your information, thank you...
- What's happening now? - Our website is down.
All down?
Dai Hai-An, what did you do?
The miracle you wanted.
You have suspended all the budget. What do you want?
Hey.
Don't worry. I know what I'm doing.
Our apologies.
We are looking into it now...
Yes, we are fixing it now...
Yes, it will be done soon...
Our apologies.
♫ Oh love, it's because I exist ♫
♫ Oh lonely ♫
Xiao Mei. Take another look at the file.
- Who's that man? - David.
That...
I thought you have a boyfriend.
That was my ex-boyfriend a long time ago.
You're so busy despite being so young.
Okay. It's meeting time. Let me see the briefing.
Okay.
What's wrong?
I can't find it...
Go to the "search."
It's not... I put it on the desktop.
Didn't I just proofread it?
Meeting time.
What's going on?
- Chief editor, would you like some coffee. This is from Indonesia— - I had coffee already.
- What about tea? We have tea. - Right, tea. Would you like some tea?
What are you trying to do?
Nothing.
Meeting time. What do you have in mind for the theme of the video in lifestyle section?
Chief editor, I'm sorry I—
There's a good theme.
It's about the burger food truck going around the island.
You can combine the story of Taiwanese agriculture products,
and the crafts, concepts... I'll show you.
I know what you're trying to say.
Empathy. Care. Farmers.
These are good concepts.
But something is missing.
One thing called...
clicks. Right! You all know it.
Open up your imagination for life.
Xiao Mei. You speak.
As a genuine young person, what's your idea?
Me?
You're a young girl. What videos do young girls like to watch?
Or what do they share?
Reports about relationships?
- I think it's old-fashioned— - There are no old-fashioned ideas, only bad ideas.
Or that "useless girlfriend" who went viral earlier.
Or the "tool boyfriend."
If we talk about their exes,
I think people will feel a connection.
That sounds alright.
But the internet celebrities,
bloggers... we did them all.
You can make more touching videos in the lifestyle section.
Let's brainstorm.
Forget it. Forget it...
Xiao Mei. Come up with a plan next week, no, this week.
Ok.ay
Okay? This is it for now.
- Qin-Ai. The what's its name you said earlier... - Burger food truck.
Yes. You get on it first. Prepare it as a backup in case Xiao Mei messes up.
That's it for now.
Huang Mei-Zhen. Go to your seat and take a look at your computer.
I want to hit you...
I don't think love is the main theme for lifestyle news.
Right?
You still need to live without love.
He said I don't have good ideas.
Have you played enough?
You can target me if you have any complaints.
You don't need to play this internet trick to mess with me.
Don't be nervous. It won't cost your job.
I will take the blame.
What blame? Are you out of the probation period?
I don't understand what the boss wants you here for.
You can play by yourself. I don't want to bet on my business marketing position to be a part of this.
I said don't be nervous.
Relax.
Hello? Boss?
Yes.
Is it okay for you to do this? Why don't you tell me what you're doing?
No problem. Believe me.
Wait one moment. I will make double bonus for you all.
This way.
- I think it will be more touching if I edit it a few more times. - Yeah...
Older Sister Qin-Ai. Sorry to interrupt.
What's wrong?
Chief editor just asked me to do this proposal...
Can you help me?
What does that mean?
I have never done this kind of proposal alone before.
I wonder if you could help me do it.
Didn't you say you had a lot of experience in your last company during your interview?
You said you came up with media plans and made a bunch of videos and proposals.
I wanted my resume to look good.
So you didn't make those videos.
I was a part of it. I just didn't write it.
When chief editor asked if you can do it, why didn't you say no?
He looked like he had confidence in me so I didn't say no.
Please?
Dai Hai-An. Boss wants me to tell you to leave PChome right now.
The loss you caused for the company, we will seek justice in law.
I am talking to you. Did you hear me?
Shining shining!
S52.
A7887.
What are you trying to do?
- The website is back. - Really? Mine too!
Dai Hai-An, boss asked me to tell you to leave immediately...
Shu-Ying. Please contact the warehouse.
Confirm the stock list, and see which products need to be put on clearance sale in large quantities.
Sheng-Ren, write up an apology announcement and post it on the fan page.
First, apologize to all consumers for our website glitch.
Second, promote a buy one get one free campaign for 30 minutes to compensate the consumers.
Third, 10 minutes later, as long as the consumers spent over NT$10,000,
they can add-on selected products with a 50% discount.
- Selected products? - Where's the list?
- Here. - Okay.
What now?
Wait.
Wait for what?
Wait... for a miracle.
Were you listening to me at all?
Boss wants you to leave, right now. Right now!
Shining shining. Be good. Play with that later.
What did you say the boss said?
Shopping website's glitch resulted in record-breaking profits.
PChome's endorser and marketing genius Dai Hai-An,
created another miracle today.
He created a NT$100 million profit in just one day.
Three months' bonus.
I won't reveal industry secrets.
But my faith has always been: it's not important how you made the mistakes,
what's important is to stand with consumers,
and how to regain consumers' trust.
Industry secrets. It's completely man-made.
You can't tell the truth on TV. Don't you know that?
Dai Hai-An has been a rebel since college.
The year to he was to start university, he abandoned the school everybody wants to get into
and hitchhiked and couch-surfed all over the world.
He went to more than 30 countries. </
I just felt like the university is not big enough. I wanted to see how big the world is.
University isn't big enough?
Just say you hate school. What do you mean by that?
- You know me well. - Hey, it's expensive.
Dai Hai-An has been a legend on media for years.
He went alone into the rainforest in Indonesia for an adventure.
He lost touch on the 3rd day and drew Taiwanese media's attention.
It's good I went to Indonesia that year so I can find your passport at the airport, you dumb-dumb.
I call you boss but you can't call me dumb-dumb.
Why do I feel like all three of you hate me?
Right.
Congratulations. This contestant had the right answer to the question
without using any hints.
The experience escaping death in the rainforest made him decide to come back to Taiwan.
He didn't appear in media for two years.
Until a video of him skydiving went viral online brought him back into the limelight.
A few months ago he joined PChome with his popularity.
He formed the case group Dollars. The company gave him and his group members
full independence and autonomy.
I will introduce our Dollars team.
This is our director Shu-Ying.
- PR - I'm Sheng-Ren, hello!
Computer genius, Shining.
Hello. I am the Dollars Team who just scored NT$100 million in sales.
♫ Oh love, it's because I exist ♫
♫ Oh lonely ♫
I am so tired today.
Go back and rest.
What about Qiqi?
Qiqi has me. You think he only needs you?
Okay. Thank you for that.
Good night. Sleep early.
Bye.
Qiqi. I'm back.
- Qiqi. - You're back?
- You worked hard. - You too.
- Qiqi. - He's so good today.
Mima...! you're back. (T/N: He calls her "mima," which is "mommy" backward)
- Thank you. - Good night. I'll leave then.
Okay, bye bye.
Bye bye. Thank you.
What did you do today?
Where is Dida? (T/N: "Dida (biba)" is "daddy (Mandarin=babi)" backward)
Dida is very tired. So he went back home to sleep.
You should sleep as well.
Okay...
You don't want to sleep?
Do you still want to play flying high?
You're so heavy! I can't carry you anymore.
Just remember to transfer the money to Shanghai by Wednesday.
Oh and, I saw the blueprints for Singapore.
I think we can drop it. Yeah.
No big deal. For sure.
Can I make a reservation?
Of course, you may.
There's no reservation today?
There is.
Who?
You. Let's go.
[PoMoDoRo Pasta]
Here. Careful, it's hot.
Eat.
What occasion is it? Why did you prepare so much food?
The customer already made reservations and paid but couldn't make it.
He said he hoped I can finish this meal with the most important person.
So sweet. What bad things did you do?
Nothing. The customer said so, not me.
Okay. I will pretend that you said it, so I 'm happy.
Why are you so good at cooking?
Why is the rice you cook always so good?
It's annoying. My mother can't cook.
Add some soup. It will be more delicious.
Try it. It's good.
Okay.
Here.
Wish we can stay together forever. Infinity.
Cheers.
Can we still see stars these days?
The streetlights are so bright. Of course, we can't see them.
I was just going to tell you about interviewing
the peach season in Lala mountain.
The weather there was crazy.
You can see the whole milky way in the sky.
It's like many diamonds placed together.
It's so beautiful.
It must feel like dreaming.
It's like a dream.
It's so unreal.
Here.
I was thinking about those stars.
They look so close together, but the distance between them
might be millions of light years.
Are you being a philosopher?
Let's go there now.
Where?
Lala Mountain.
Okay. If you want to, let's go right now.
I meant for real.
I meant for real too. Let's go.
I was joking. I'm going home.
Drunk, huh?
No. I was just a little tipsy.
I'll drive you home.
No need. You have been drinking too. I'll just take a taxi.
It's fine.
Tomorrow...
There's another high school reunion for you, right?
How can you remember?
I don't remember. It's just normally you wouldn't drink so much.
You still won't go this year?
Do you want me to go?
If I were to meet my ex-girlfriend,
would you want me to go?
If you don't have feelings for her, I want you to go.
But if you see her,
and will change your feelings about me,
I would choose to be selfish and not want you to go.
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Excuse me, the radio...
Huh?
Nothing.
♫ I need a little courage to tell you I'm sorry ♫
♫ In your heart, all this time, I'm in love with you ♫
♫ I know this isn't right, but I need to carry on ♫
♫ There won't be a result. Am I overthinking? ♫
♫ There's no direction. I'm walking back and forth ♫
♫ I know I can't walk away ♫
♫ The roads are long and the nights are lonely ♫
♫ In my heart, all the nights crying ♫
♫ Do you understand I just want to be with you ♫
♫ I don't have courage or strength ♫
♫ I can't leave you ♫
♫ Do you understand I just want to be with you ♫
♫ Say I love you ♫
I'm home.
Why do you look so depressed?
It's your boyfriend coming here for breakfast every day.
Your mother is inventing new dishes. She's forcing me to eat them.
Hey Qin-Ai. You're back.
I just came back. I need to wash my hands.
Wait. Sit.
You sit too.
- Here. One for each of you. - So black.
It's the squid sandwich I just invented.
I remember the "Big Wife" rerun is on TV. Do you wanna watch?
- It's him! - Hello everyone, I'm Dai Hai-An.
- Who's that? - The annual shopping season is starting again.
Sister's ex-boyfriend.
Ah? When did that happen?
That's not important. He's in the past.
Oh. That's good.
This man can't compete with Li-Yang.
Li-Yang is better. Look at him.
He's handsome. He's good to you. He's got wide shoulders and a big chest.
- He's the one you should marry, understand? - I know.
Really? But I think Dai Hai-An is better.
Look, he's rich. He's famous. I don't think Li-Yang can compete with him.
Hey.
Look at him. You just know he's a womanizer.
Don't be like your father and be a womanizer too, understand?
- I know. - "I know..."
You still need to eat the sandwiches.
I saw a girl's image. Does he have a girlfriend?
Who knows? He's always holding a phone talking about some internet wife or something...
- What's an internet wife? - I don't know.
- Whoa. - High blood pressure...
It's just like your father.
Is your father taking medication for his high blood pressure?
Tell him to take his medicine on time, or we will never know if he dies outside.
How should I know?
Weren't you seeing him in secret?
Didn't you not want me to see dad?
Didn't he ask you behind my back?
Do you want me to see dad or not?
What? You get annoyed if I ask a simple question?
I won't ask, okay?
Okay. My food is horrible. Don't eat it. I'll eat it.
So what's the deal with his high blood pressure?
Mom.
You are so worried about him.
♫ Oh love, it's because I exist ♫
♫ Oh lonely ♫
Don't run! I told you to not run! Stop!
- Hello, officer. - Hello, officer.
What's that? Hand it over.
Turn around!
Open up your hands. Where did you hide it?
- Nothing. - Turn around.
Where's the stuff? Is it you?
Officer!
I think the profile of your face looks nice.
What? What? What are you talking about?
I don't have anything. There's nothing behind my back either.
It must be you then. What do you have in your hands?
Take it out. Show me your hands.
Take it out! What's in your hands?
What happened?
I threw it.
Good. The two of you
watched prohibited content.
And vandalized?
Come with me to the education room!
What is it?
[Japanese porn video]
Are you ok?
Hey. Classmate...
It's you. What do you want?
I'm sorry. My hands slipped so you were punished.
It's no big deal.
Here's this back.
You apologize with empty hands?
Well...
Are you serious? I was joking.
Ok. Thanks.
Are you angry? You're too serious.
I'm telling you, you will suffer if you take the world too seriously.
Ok. Stop being angry.
I live nearby and nobody is home. Do you want to come over and watch DVD?
Pervert!
If you still have courage to remember your memories,
and you no longer hate them.
You even feel that they were beautiful.
Congratulations, not only have you passed the level,
you even killed the villain.
Hi.
- My mom made squid sandwich again. - Squid sandwich.
Here, eat it.
How dare you eat it? You're too nice.
Look at you.
Ok. I'll be right down.
The final victory would be when you look at the person next to you,
and you no longer consider him a rival.
If you feel like you've found a good partner, congratulations,
you have completed all the levels and reached the next chapter of your life.
Have fun.
Wow.
Before we got married, he drove me every day. Now he tells me to take the MRT! (T/N: MRT = subway system in Taipei)
- So bad! - What's worse is that before we were married,
it was once a day. Now I am lucky if we have it once a month.
God! Only once a month?
You poor thing! You must be hungry and thirsty now. Eat, quickly.
It's much better to be single.
I only have two places to go now.
Unlike you, who can still go to the gym.
I can only go to work and home.
I go to work during the day, at night...
I still have to work overtime.
Sometimes when I accidentally fall asleep, my wife would ask if I did any homework.
So many years and you're still not clever.
I'm telling you.
Not only do you have to please your wife,
you have to give her orgasms.
Hello Chen Da-Fa.
- Hey. - Are you happy?
- High school couples never end well. - High school couples never end well.
Are you still single? Haven't found the right one?
Yes. Now I am used to fancy restaurants.
I can't get used to street vendors.
It's better to eat street food than to starve to death.
You can't lose weight because of street food.
Are you talking about me?
I am not fat. Look at your own waist.
Why aren't your partners here?
- What partner? - What partner?
I am still single.
I am a golden bachelor.
He was talking about Dai Hai-An and Li Qin-Ai.
Didn't the two of you use to be together all the time? 4 people, 2 couples.
- Yeah! - What? No, no no.
I'm ok with Dai Hai-An. But Chen Da-Fa? No thanks.
Xu Sheng-Ren, you...
I can't.
- Seeing you married couples here today made me realize something. - What?
Dai Hai-An and Li Qin-Ai's break-up
was a really great decision.
What does that mean?
Class couples don't end well.
Marriage is worse than breaking up.
I agree.
Why do you misbehave when you are outside?
Throwing tantrums when you are outside?
Mama.
Mama, hug me.
Hey! Here, here!
Mima save me! Dida is so scary!
We are eating now. Go wash your hands.
Qiqi you be good. Dida is leaving.
You're not eating?
I have a school reunion.
It's been a year already?
Right. Time goes by so fast.
Dida, are you coming tonight to read me bedtime stories?
Didn't mommy tell it well last night?
I like yours. Yours is better.
I will tell you two when I get back.
If you want to leave, just leave already. Stop yammering.
Bye-bye. Go eat.
- I'm off. - Bye.
What's wrong with my stories?
Eat on your own. Eat with your hands. I'm not giving you chopsticks.
Hello Sheng-Ren?
Where are you?
I'm almost here? Why, do you miss me?
Are there a lot of people this time?
So many. I'm telling you, we're doomed!
She...Qin-Ai... hello?
Dai Hai-An?
Hello?
What?
She's here.
Who?
Her...
Who is this!
- Are you surprised to see Li Qin-Ai? - So surprised!
The raffle team, come here and prepare!
Quick.
Do you know he's here?
He's here? Did he see me?
I think so.
What's his expression like?
He's completely in shock.
Shit! He is walking this way!
Shit... Hey, my teeth...
There's something on the left. Hurry.
Hi, Classmate Dai.
Hi, Da-Fa.
Li Qin-Ai. Long time no see.
Hi.
♫ Oh love, it's because I exist ♫
♫ Oh lonely ♫
Hi.
Chen Da-Fa, how much longer do you need?
What? I'm not even in the raffle team!
Quick!
Coming!
Long time no see.
Right. Long time no see.
- You... - You...
You first.
How are you?
What about you?
Daddy?
This is your...
No, not mine. Are you looking for your daddy?
I will go help him find his daddy first.
Who's your daddy? What's his name?
Where is your daddy?
Hey, whose kid is this?
You are doing really well.
When did you have a kid?
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- How did you get here today? - I drove.
So you can't drink.
Right. I'll drink tea.
Hey, over there...
Are you ok?
Not ok. I was starving.
Wow. Acting stupid? I saw it.
Saw what?
Just saying hello to old friends. What's the big deal?
You made the air frozen.
You haven't been in a relationship for too long.
Are you feeling the void in your life?
Eat more meat. Talk less.
Everyone, please look here. I'm about to take the photo.
- Ok. One two three. - Yeah!
One more! Be more passionate, all of you!
You just hit me with your hat!
You stood up on your own!
Yeah!
Okay. It's really funny.
Bye bye.
- Oh, let's continue looking at our yearbook. - We were just reading that.
I think that's
so crazy...
- We were so ugly back then. - Didn't the class next door have...
You are one to talk. Look at yourself!
So ugly!
Qin-Ai. I'm so happy to see you today. You should come to every reunion from now on.
I will try.
It will be very hard for Qin-Ai.
Because she will marry overseas soon.
- Really? - Do you really believe her?
Really.
Have you been to China recently?
She won't live in Taipei in the future.
I'm telling you...
Living overseas?
The main point is...
He's handsome. Good to her.
He's also got huge muscles.
Not again...
So now Qin-Ai just needs to agree to it.
We can attend their wedding any time.
When are you saying yes?
Why are you looking at me?
I was checking if you curled your eyelashes right.
What?
Are you ok?
I'm fine.
Really.
I just feel strange.
I thought I would feel more but I don't think I did.
Just like that.
One hello and it's over.
I didn't mean to! I wanted to tell you,
you look beautiful today.
Knock it off!
I mean it. I never exaggerate.
You were the most super invincibly beautiful
in the entire universe and the entire century.
In one word, Li Qin-Ai, you won.
Thank you.
Here.
Bros, let's not go home until we're drunk!
Drink!
The trick is you can't overcook it.
Do you know it? Al dente.
- Wanna try? - Too hot.
Too hot? I'll try.
- Just right. You want to try? - You sweat a lot.
It's all for you.
♫ Oh love. It's because I exist ♫
♫ Oh lonely ♫
♫ Hello loneliness you're the one who never left my side ♫
And the waves move from the central region to the south.
How long have you been in this business you started?
More than 2 years.
Even though they don't have a lot of money or facilities,
they have a lot of love to give.
They have been devoting themselves for underprivileged children.
This is what the society needs the most, and what deserves to be encouraged the most.
I'm Li Qin-Ai reporting from Jinshan Wanli.
♫ Oh lonely ♫
♫ Hello loneliness, you are the one who never leave my side ♫
♫ Oh lonely ♫
♫ I don't have to fake to be young in front of you ♫
♫ Oh lonely ♫
♫ Nobody likes to play the game I like ♫
♫ Oh lonely ♫
♫ I just pretend to be happy ♫
- Miss Li, we are taking off. - Okay, bye-bye!
- Bye! Keep up the good work! - Bye!
Thank you. Bye!
Wait up! Wait!
Wait! I haven't paid yet!
Li Qin-Ai!
Li Qin-Ai! Are you ok?
How can you sleep under such bright sunlight?
I am not sleeping. I am listening.
Listening to what?
Close your eyes and tell me what you hear.
I hear the waves,
and the bugs,
and the wind.
What else?
The sound tree branches make when they move.
If you calm yourself,
maybe you can hear yourself.
Doctor Li please come to the first floor clinic.
We don't know the result yet. Don't be like this.
Dad, mom, Bao-Bei.
What?
Why can't you see me?
602C. Hurry...
602C.
Bao-Bei.
Is 602C your sister's room?
One person come help me squeeze the AMBU bag.
Qin-Ai.
Qin-Ai!
The investigation of PChome endorser, Dai Hai-An's drowning has lasted 3 days.
The police still don't have any updates about him, which worried the fans.
We will move on to the weather...
I thought I completed all the levels.
I forgot there is a final villain in every game.
He's the strongest character.
It's impossible to kill him.
It's like the toughest cockroach, always waiting there.
Then attacks you when you defenceless.
All of your previous work will be wasted.
[Coming up next...] Where is dida? Did he abandon us?
- Do you think Mr. Dai's fortune is looking bad now? - How would you feel if your family member dies? What kind of dumb question is this?
Dear teachers and classmates,
I am Qin-Ai's Dai Hai-An.
If I know that you hate me very much, I'm relieved.
Don't blame yourself.
It's not your fault that he died.
Now we don't even have a chance to make up.
How can you do this?
Li Qin-Ai.
♫ I gave it all back to myself ♫
♫ It's my fault I can't let go ♫
♫ I can only pretend ♫
♫ I said I forgot every lesson I learned in love ♫
♫ I deserve to be in pain ♫
♫ Every crease in my heart ♫
♫ I always remember the lesson I learned while loving you ♫
♫ It's my fault I can't let go ♫
♫ I can only pretend ♫
♫ I said I forgot every lesson I learned in love ♫
♫ I deserve to be in pain ♫
♫ Every crease in my heart ♫
♫ I always remember the lesson I learned while loving you ♫
[Criminal confessed. The device is sophisticated.]
[Year 2004. Why can't I kill the Demon King?]
Business is so good. It's faster to do it myself.
Where are you at?
I just died!
Why is it so hard to kill the villain?
Of course. He's the big villain.
Honey, I wanted to ask you a question,
why did you break up?
There's no reason.
Li Qin Ai.
Are you still not over Dai Hai An?
I almost choked.
I am ignoring you and focusing on beating the villain now.
Big villain.
Dai Hai An is your big villain.
You should find a way to kill him.
Otherwise you can never beat the level in life and love.
Getting stuck.
Every time you're here I would die!