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"The Great Hero," - by Jiro Wang
♫ Great hero, I’m only a great hero ♫
♫ Muggles don’t practice the horse stance ♫
♫ When we meditate, you snore first ♫
♫ Jack of all trades, bullets and fistsWho’s the first to hang in limbo? ♫
♫ What’s the prescription for those black framed glasses? ♫
♫ Hero spies don’t wear western clothes ♫
♫ My movements aren’t unclear, I’m ambushed from all sidesWho needs messenger pigeons? ♫
♫ Don’t call going outdoors practice fighting. ♫
♫ If you dare to bet, dare to lose. ♫
♫ There are no family backgrounds, no classics,no one mentions the Realm when they talk ♫
♫ Don’t look like an ancient artifact ♫
♫ You don’t understand the human connection ♫
♫ Kiss seriously, keep a cool posture,don’t accidentally hit a tree ♫
♫ A great hero doesn’t befuddle things ♫
♫ One strike, and he’ll confuse you ♫
♫ I’m warning you, don’t let down your guard, no need to ask about my origins ♫
♫ Insignificant one, don’t resist, one punch, and I’ll make you become dizzy ♫
♫ I'll overthrow your Eight Diagrams, I’ll steal back your Night Pearl ♫
♫ Great hero, I’m only a great hero ♫
♫ Great hero I’m only a great hero ♫
Crossing Hero~Episode 12~
You? I'll never drink anything you give me.
Brother Peng only gave me a little muscle weakening powder.
I used it all yesterday already. No more.
What… What powder?
It is a kind of drug that makes your whole body feel weak.
So… You wanted me to have no strength?
You! What are you trying to do to me?
I really hoped that you'd cooperate with me.
Last time, when I went to interview people, as soon as I touched them, I knew exactly what they were thinking.
This power, for a news reporter, is super useful.
Useful to a news reporter? It's even more useful for a detective.
Don't even think about it. I'll never cooperate.
You should go back and do your chase, chase, chase!
You go back to sleep!
The breakfast today is fried bread sticks and sesame pancakes.
I looked it up online. Since the South Song Dynasty, fried bread sticks already existed.
So I hope the Masters would like this familiar taste.
Thank you very much, Miss Mo.
By the way, yesterday I was practicing aiming, the entire day.
I felt like I was making a little progress.
Then… Would both Masters keep teaching me today?
What's wrong with those two?
Xiao Dong Ge? What's wrong with you?
What? Me?
Nothing.
But what's wrong with them?
I think they are fighting.
Fighting?
They are! They really are fighting!
Senior Master, could you make a phone call and order bentos for me?
- Okay.- Thank you.
Hello? How do you do?
This is Xiao Dong Detective Office. Please send five bentos over.
Okay. Thank you.
Big Brother, since when have you learned how to use a cell phone?
You're quite something.
Junior Master, do you want to learn how to use a cell phone?
I'll teach you then!
Okay!
See? Here is a button. Press it here.
Slide… Then it's open.
Say if you want to make a call, press here.
Either dial the number, or find the number in the phone book and press it.
Brother Xu!
Have you found that hot girl yet?
Not yet. But it won't be hard for me to find her.
- Are you sure?- Of course.
However, we should leave here first.
If they find out that you came out by yourself, they'll definitely be looking for you.
That's right.
Next time we should meet somewhere farther away, so we won't be seen.
That's true. But wait...
Not too far, though.
Otherwise, I'll get lost.
What? But you're a manly hero.
How could they trap you in a house and not teach you how to find your way around?
This is too insulting.
No, it's...
I think… They probably don't realize I don't know the directions.
Brother Xu, but I do.
Only a true friend would be looking out for you.
You… You are such a nice person.
Have you eaten yet?
How about I treat you to a feast?
Let's chat as we walk.
Oh, okay.
Mo Han, what's the matter with you?
Since I bought the pizzas this afternoon till now, it has been five hours.
What are you practicing there? Finger flicking Kung fu?
Aiming very well there, aren't you? But do you think this way Xiao Dong will like you now?
Mouth!
It went in! It went in!
Miss Mo, well done!
I swallowed it!
No matter. It's only a steel ball. Tomorrow it will come out.
But this will be the first time for my butt.
Watch out!
Xiao Dong Ge, Xian Ting, you're back!
Were you trying to scare me?
So annoying.
Miss Xian Ting.
I watched your "Chase, Chase, Chase" today. You did a good job.
Thank you.
But if possible, I'd rather not work on that show at all.
Oh, there is something to eat?
Yes, there is pizza. Let's eat pizza.
- Let me help.- Wow.
Where is Brother Xu? We should ask him to join us.
That's right, I haven't seen him the whole afternoon.
He is not in the room. Where else could he have gone?
Let's eat pizza.
Let's eat. Come on.
By the way, how come there are no napkins?
You Zou Ge, where are the chili peppers and napkins?
Junior Master,
you went out today all by yourself, but you don't even know your way around.
Where have you been?
Who says I don't know my way around?
I know.
Junior Master, could you stop being upset?
Senior Master has always been treating you like his best brother, hasn't he?
He doesn't think so anyway.
Since someone is being so stubborn and refuses to listen to reason, I won't treat him as my brother any more.
Fine, whatever. As long as you're back now.
However, Junior Master, where exactly were you in the past few hours?
Miss Mo is asking you. Have you turned mute?
Junior Master, please tell me where you were. We were really worried about you.
Miss Mo Han, you have a kind heart.
You said you were worried about me,
I believe you.
But as you just heard,
someone doesn't see me as his brother.
So I don't want to say it.
How is it?
Delicious...
Next time I'll take you to a Western food restaurant.
You probably never tried that before.
After you're finished, I'll take you to look for that hot girl.
Since she is so beautiful, I bet a lot of people know who she is.
Delicious!
This is may even be compared with the feast that the emperor granted us.
Big Bro, to tell you the truth,
even though I'm an Imperial Guard,
initially I came from the countryside.
I rarely had this kind of opportunity to enjoy such a feast.
Big Bro, you should have some, too.
Brother Xu, try this Braised Dongpo pork,
a dish that went as far back as the North Song Dynasty.
See if it tastes the same as how it was in the Ming dynasty.
Big Bro, what did you say this is?
Braised Dongpo pork
Junior Master, why aren't you drinking?
Beer is too filling.
I can't any more.
I ate too much today.
You went to a restaurant? With whom?
- I won't tell.- To hell, you don't tell!
You have no Hai Bin City's money at all.
Whom did you go out with? Speak!
Not your business. I have money anyway.
Are you going to tell me or not?
Brother Peng! Why are you so upset?
I-I brought you a bottle of Kaoliang Liquor.
It's just like shaojiu (distilled sorghum-based liquor) from your time.
This kind of liquor has more than 800 years of history.
You probably tried this before in the Ming dynasty, right?
I also brought some food.
Mo Han, I bought a lot of food. You should join in.
Come and eat...
Brother Peng,
remember your mission is the priority.
Hurry up and eat. Come.
By the way, where is Xiao Dong?
Xiao Dong? He went out with Zuo You Shou.
Come.
- Mo Han, you, too.- Oh.
Don't you like this?
You crazy! Who'd like to be held like this?
This woman, Zhang Xian Ting, is the one who slapped me.
He is Peng Ze. Head of the imperial guards.
So, you and Brother Peng are really not our contemporaries.
No.
We came all the way here to capturethat traitor Hong Xi Dong.
Hong Xi Dong?
He has stolen our palace treasure.
So, he has the same profession as me.
Yes. The same profession.
Big Bro, he doesn't have the same profession as you.
Let me tell you...
He is part of the Forbidden Guards owned by King Jianwen.
Not the same as you.
You are a master thief.
You should eat, too.
I had no idea you, Junior Master, could be so stubborn.
He… He was even worse when he was little.
Brother Xu, we've known you for quite a long time now,
you should know by now that we truly care for you.
The reason Brother Peng is so upset,
is because he cares about you, very much.
Looking at the way you are now, I feel very sad in my heart.
I'm done eating and drinking.
I feel just like a squire.
I am so very grateful.
Brother Xu, don't say such things to a friend.
Oh, right, the thing you mentioned...
...Dragon Jade Pendant. What is that?
It was given to us by our Chief Governor. A magical object for searching for the Nine Turns Luminous Night Pearl.
My Big Brother has it.
Big Bro, are you… Alright?
Nothing, nothing at all.
I just realized I have made friends with a big hero.
How fortunate. Listen.
Tonight, the overflowing happiness I feel might keep me up at night.
Big Bro, please don't say that.
I think knowing you will make me too excited to fall asleep tonight, too.
Please stop fighting with me, alright?
Peng Ze is too strong and he can't be as easily tricked as Xiao Tian.
How should I get him to give me the Dragon Jade Pendant?
How come I overslept?
Hey!
What?
So you wanted to make me lose all my body strength? What exactly did you want to do to me?
I really wish you would collaborate with me.
Last time when I interviewed people, as soon as I touched them, I knew exactly what they were thinking.
It's useful for a news reporter, it's even more useful for a detective!
Don't even think about it. I'll never do what you want me to do.
Master, do you have any order for me?
Umm... Just... I just want to thank you.
Yesterday you tried to mediate between the Masters.
The Masters are my friends, too. I don't want to see them fighting.
Zhang Xian Tian, you are trying to steal my mind-reading power?
What now?
Actually...
It's not impossible for you to borrow my mind-reading power.
Are you trying to get me to kiss you?
Huh?! I just don't want to see you acting like a thief.
If you want to borrow it, just tell me.
Really?
Or… If I say I want to borrow it, you'll say I actually like you and then take advantage of me?
Am I that kind of person?
Aren't you?
I haven't even said anything about your obnoxious behavior yet.
If you were willing to collaborate, I wouldn't have resort to that method.
Collaborate with you? Why should I collaborate with you?
Oh, please, I am the one who got the short end of the stick!
You? But I have to lend you the mind reading power.
I even have to let you kiss me. Why would you be the one who got the short end of the stick?
It's more like I have to let you kiss me!
You're impossible to talk to.
I don't want to waste time talking to you, either! How annoying.
Hey...hey. You...
I will make you change into Hong Xi Dong for awhile and let you have a headache afterwards.
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You-you! Aren't you that robber?
How come you are here?
Xiao Dong Ge, what happened to you?
What? How come my head hurts so badly?
What... What happened?
What happened to me?
You just suddenly went crazy and tumbled a few times, then you ended up here.
Tumbled a few times? How many?
I didn't count.
You looked as if you're a martial arts master, just like the Masters.
Why is it like this?
Hong Xi Dong, just admit it.
I am not Hong Xi Dong. I am Hong Xiao Dong!
I have been saying this since the first episode. Why can't you understand?
Where am I?
Why did you kidnap me?
That's right, it's me.
Are you happy?
I brought you here today because I want you to interact with me for awhile.
Nonsense!
You jewel thief! What nonsense are you talking about?
Of course, I can't tell you. But, do you know?
Many girls
have wished to come to my secret hideout to interact with me.
Big pervert!
What is it? Who called?
It's Xian Tian's workplace. The TV station said she neither showed up for work nor answers her cell phone.
I don't want to waste time talking to you, either. How annoying.
Hey-hey. You-you!
Xiao Dong Ge, what's the matter with you?
What? My head hurts so badly!
After Xian Ting went to work, did you hear any strange music?
May I ask…. Who is calling me at this time?
Where is Mo Han? Ke Shang?
You don't remember at all?
- Quiet.- What should I do?
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Xiao Dong Ge, what is it?
Did you just say Xian Ting didn't go to work?
Yes.
Did she say where she's going before she left for work?
Does that mean we won't be able to watch "Chase, Chase, Chase" tonight?
That's not the point, Junior Master.
She said she was going to work, but then didn't.
Something must be going on.
You slapped me again.
You kidnapped me and tried to take advantage of me.
Of course, I would slap you. You're nuts.
So there is still a woman that I can't conquer?
I am warning you...
Release me now, or you'll regret it, for sure!
Enough!
Let me go! Pervert! Let me go!
Xian Ting, stop this,
or else I will tie you up.
Since 2003 he began to commit robbery around the world.
Yet he never got caught, even once.
Why does this person have that button, too?
What are you up to?
In two weeks, there will be an Antique Auction for the world's wealthiest people.
Don't you have a meeting with my bodyguards?
Don't make another mistake this time.
Hong Xiao Dong Detective Office
How did it go, Xiao Dong Ge?
Can't get through to the cell phone, either.
Can it be something happened on her way to work?
Big Bro!
Big Bro, no car accident happened today near the TV station.
There is another possibility...
She's been kidnapped.
In this situation, we can't miss any clues.
It's him! He asked those black-clothed men with guns
to kill me and Hong Xiao Dong.
The group of black-clothed men is a possibility.
So is that jewelry thief.
Jewelry thief?
Why do you think this might be related to the jewelry thief?
Let me investigate.
If Xian Ting calls, you must get her location. I need to go now.
Okay. Be careful, Xiao Dong Ge.
Junior Master… Junior Master!
You are also very worried about Xian Ting, right?
Right-right.
No need to worry. Xiao Dong Ge is awesome. He will definitely find Xian Ting.
My Big Bro is taking the action himself. You'll get to see how great he is.
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This is the 2002 Les Forts de Latour.
It's rich, yet smooth in your mouth,
coupled with prime spare ribs and horseradish sauce.
Taste these boundless flavors.
Enjoy the eternal beauty budding in your soul
and the love you have for me.
After tonight, you won't be able to find your goal in life.
Because you can't possibly have a more wonderful night afterward.
Are you done with your bullsh*t?
Xian Ting, have a taste.
I believe you'll love it.
Miss Xian Ting has a bad temper.
But it doesn't matter. I love girls with personality.
Just like hot chili mustard sauce,
at this late hour,
you can better show your unique character.
The group of black-clothed men that Director Yang has is quite sizable.
All the important political or business figures' bodyguards come from his company.
That's right. It's a big company and all of them are trained in martial arts.
But we don't know if they are as good as the imperial guards.
By the way, where is that jewelry thief?
Do you have any news about him?
Yes.
Look. But most of the info here you already know.
Except this.
Look. In addition to being a jewelry thief,
he's also got a bunch of girls who love him to death.
Isn't this just nonsense?
You and I are pretty good-looking, too. How come no one loves us to death?
Is it because we're in the wrong profession?
I am just kidding. You are too serious.
This is strange.
All the information is here, but nothing on where he appeared within Seaside City.
There isn't. All the people we sent out have been looking for his location.
But they really haven't discovered where he had appeared.
There must be a place he stays.
That's right. It would be good to know where he is.
If I can catch him, I can recover from my mistake.
- Hitting so hard, doesn't that hurt?- Not really.
When you go to catch him, you have to take me with you.
I don't even know where he is. How can I catch him?
You are Hong Xiao Dong. You held the record on solving crimes in our police department.
I'm sure you can definitely find out something.
Listen, if you have any leads
I will go and investigate with you, okay?
This is critical for me.
Shen Long? This is Xiao Dong.
Seriously? What happened then?
So someone saw her.
Ew… Why?
- She did!- Then what happened to her?
Her whole face just turned completely red.
- For sure?- So awkward.
What happened after that?
- Hello, young ladies!- Hi!
Don't tell me you're all nurses from the Seaside Hospital?
Of course we are, otherwise why would we be wearing the uniform?
I thought perhaps this is one of this restaurant's special features.
How about you? Are you a patient?
Of course not.
Normally nurses are very serious, but how come you guys are so lively and cute?
Which department are you in? I might come and visit you sometime.
We are from UROLOGY.
Who knows? Maybe we might see you there some time.
Are you kidding?
Don't tell me you like cookies?
We do! How do you know?
Of course I know. This is terrific. Listen.
You see? Across the street and turn left you'll see a traffic light, after that you'll...
Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Very delicious! Yummy Yummy!
Check the current precise location of this phone number.
I won't.
Wh-Why?
I-I-I don't want to.
Why not?
Just because.
You won't do it? I'll ask someone else.
So professional.
Name: Zhang Xian Ting. Gender: Female. Age: 27.
You're awesome!
Thanks!
Hey! You are leaving like that?
Love you!
These cookies really are delicious!
So good. Eh?
Long Long!
Where's that handsome guy?
Listen! Never trust a good-looking guy.
He was trying to sexually harass me!
Sexually harass?
Don't say I never warned you. Next time when you see him,
you'd better stay away from him as far as possible.
Why did you kidnap me?
Xian Ting. Calm down. Let's talk.
What is there to talk about?
You're nuts! What is there to talk about?
Let go of me!
If you continue to be like this, I will tie you up.
Is it possible that David kidnapped Miss Xian Ting?
Isn't he a good guy? I hope this has nothing to do with him.
Xu Xiao Tian.
A call from Xu Xiao Tian?
Brother Xu would call him? Maybe David hasn't noticed yet.
Xian Ting, do you want to know why I took you here?
Why?
I hope that… You'll be my girlfriend.
That's all?
I like to do things in a straightforward way.
If we have to go through the usual process, that will waste too much time.
Therefore, I took you here,
so that you and I can spend time together and then you'll get to know me better.
I believe, once you know me better, you'll fall in love with me.
Who do you think you are?
In my life, all the women I dated came this way.
They are completely infatuated with me.
That's because there are holes in those women's heads.
Don't you find me… Charming?
I need to find a way to get to his cell phone and make a call.
If I look a little closer, not too bad.
Actually, there are a lot more good things about me.
Is that so? What else? Tell me.
Why don't we sit down and chat?
Seaside City Park, Forrest Area, 10:15 PM
Zhu Ke Shang
Hey, Xiao Dong, where are you?
- What's up?- Have you found David's base?
Yes. I've narrowed it down to a certain area.
Where is it? Hurry, tell me!
You want to come over? Then hurry. I'm at the Seaside City Park, Forest Area.
Alright. Wait for me, okay?
Mr. Hong has Alzheimer's disease. We need to take him back to the nursing home.
So they actually came from the nursing home.
They are bad guys!
They are gone?
There must be a secret path here that I haven't found.
Xiao Dong! Xiao Dong!
- Xiao Dong!- Ke Shang! Quiet!
If you keep shouting like that, the person who kidnapped Xian Ting will definitely hear you and then run away.
That's right. So, have you found anything yet?
- Nothing really yet.- Then I'll keep looking.
But over there I just...
Ke Shang, are you alright?
Why is there an electric fence?
I was just about to tell you there is an electric fence before you got electrocuted.
If there is an electric fence here, this is not a simple matter. Something is fishy here.
That's right. If they have the money to put a fence here, I'm sure there are more traps around.
Hang in there, Ke Shang. I'll call and ask Hong and Xu to come and help.
What's wrong? You okay?
Police. Zhu Ke Shang.
Even though I'm a cop, you probably think I'm very lousy, right?
That's why you're asking them to come and help.
Ke Shang, you're thinking too much about it...
Please just don't think too much about it.
Listen, Hong and Xu are martial art masters. If they can come, we'll have a better chance to find Xian Ting.
Besides, it's so dark here, we can't find anything. Once they come, we'll be four people.
Even if we have to face more armed forces, we won't be afraid, right?
Really?
So… It's not because you think I'm not helpful?
Of course not.
No.
Hello, Mo Han? Where are Hong and Xu?
Sleeping? Wake them up.
Okay. Thanks.
Seaside City Park, Forest Area, 06:30 AM
Time for action.
So, let it be the Art Exhibition in Italy or the Fine Art Show in France,
I've been there.
From now on, you can travel around the world with me.
All you need to do is to enjoy your life. You won't have to worry about anything.
Sounds so wonderful.
Of course. We can go very soon.
What should I do to find a chance to make the phone call?
David, what time is it?
You took away my cell phone, now I don't know the time any more.
It's daybreak. We've been chatting so we lost track of time.
But… Until you fall in love with me, I can't let you go.
I don't want to leave so soon, either. It's so comfortable here.
David, I'm a little tired.
Where should I sleep?
- You can sleep on the couch.- The couch?
Xian Ting, does that make you feel mistreated?
How can that be?
It's just… Do you have a blanket? I don't want to catch a cold.
I'll get one for you.
Not mine.
Not yours? Not mine either.
Since when have you had a cell phone? Pick it up.
Not bad. An ancient person has started using a cell phone. Trendy!
That's true.
Pick it up.
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David.
Xian Ting.
David, thank you. You're so sweet.
Because it's for you.
Thank you.
♫ I just love like this, doing everything to love ♫
♫ Please don’t be shy or walk away ♫
♫ I really can’t wait, I want to hold your hand, hurry ♫
♫ I’m not waiting any more, I don’t need to tolerate this ♫
♫ I’ll just muster up my courage to confess ♫
♫ I can’t wait for you to be prepared to tell you "Loving you" ♫
♫ Every one of your glances makes me feel nervous ♫
♫ Yet I still pretend to smile, mess around and chat with friends ♫
♫ I’m afraid other people will notice, Oh, I like you ♫
♫ You make me so crazy I lose sleep every day ♫
♫ I really want to hear you say sweet words as I fall asleep ♫
♫ Aiyo, I’ve been infected with the Love Influenza ♫
♫ Love Influenza ♫
♫ I just love like this, doing everything to love ♫
♫ Please don’t be shy or walk away ♫
♫ I really can’t wait, I want to hold your hand, hurry ♫
♫ I’m not waiting any more, I don’t need to tolerate this ♫
♫ I’ll just muster up my courage to confess ♫
♫ I can’t wait for you to be prepared to tell you "Loving you" ♫