"The Great Hero," by Jiro Wang
♫ Great hero, I’m only a great hero ♫
♫ Muggles don’t practice the horse stance ♫
♫ When we meditate, you snore first ♫
♫ Jack of all trades, bullets and fists,who’s the first to hang in limbo? ♫
♫ What’s the prescription for those black framed glasses? ♫
♫ Hero spies don’t wear western clothes ♫
♫ My movements aren’t unclear, I’m ambushed from all sidesWho needs messenger pigeons? ♫
♫ Don’t call going outdoors practice fighting ♫
♫ If you dare to bet, dare to lose ♫
♫ There are no family backgrounds, no classics,no one mentions the Realm when they talk ♫
♫ Don’t look like an ancient artifact ♫
♫ You don’t understand the human connection ♫
♫ Kiss seriously, keep a cool posture, don’t accidentally hit a tree ♫
♫ A great hero doesn’t befuddle things ♫
♫ One strike, and he’ll confuse you ♫
♫ I’m warning you, don’t let down your guard, no need to ask about my origins ♫
♫ Insignificant one, don’t resist, one punch, and I’ll make you become dizzy ♫
♫ I'll overthrow your Eight Diagrams, I’ll steal back your Night Pearl ♫
♫ Great hero, I’m only a great hero ♫
The Crossing Hero~ Episode 6 ~
Alright, stop crying.
It's just a small injury.
You know that I am always scared of girls crying.
Seeing you hurt, I feel sad.
This small injury is nothing.
Don't cry. Be good.
This-this would do.
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While that guy is showering, I have to be quick, and install the monitoring device.
Please, take a longer shower.
At least till I get this installed.
Xiao Tian.
I still think, acting this way...
Big Brother, we've searched this entire place.
Now we can only ambush and force the truth out of him.
While his guard is down, we should kidnap him and take the Luminous Night Pearl back.
- But I still feel— - It'll be okay. Shh.
Listen to me.
What are you two doing?
Training to be like a house lizard?
Lizard skills. Haha.
Too many years of not practicing, we're not as good as we used to be.
Oh, just as well, I was looking for you guys.
I say, Xiao Tian, this Bandit Hong is preempting our strike.
Big brother, please watch out for his tricks.
- Indeed.- Are you two speaking alien talk?
- It's nothing. We just miss home again.- Miss home again.
Okay, okay, let's go downstairs to chat. It will make you feel like home.
Let's see what this guy is trying to do!
What's this?
This is called beer.
What, never had it?
Of course we've had alcohol. We've never heard of beer, though.
Oh. This is good. Why don't you try it?
Hang on.
That's right.
This feeling...
Like there's a thousand year old bubble shooting straight through my brain.
It's delicious. Try it.
Hong Xi Dong, what did you call us here to discuss?
My name is Hong Xiao Dong.
Never mind. Today you guys saved me.
Hong Xiao Dong doesn't like being in debt.
This will show some of my sincerity.
Brother Xiao Dong, I'm sorry for my rudeness.
Since we two never had any bad blood with you,
but when we were in an unfamiliar place, you took the two of us in,
the way I see it, we are even.
Don't say that. Hong Xiao Dong is a person with morals,
and today when we fought together, it was quite fun.
I don't want to owe you guys any favors.
This thing is for you.
It is something I treasured for years. My most prized possession.
Prized possession?
Can it be a secret kungfu manual?
I guess it can be. Some of them are out of print.
You can't buy this elsewhere.
I will give it to you as a gift. Though I am a bit heartbroken.
You... You are really willing to give this secret kungfu manual to us as a present?
Of course. Just take it.
Study it carefully. After you read it, I am sure you will have a great dream.
Good night.
Don't stay up too late to read it.
Big brother, I didn't expect this Bandit Hong to be so righteous.
There is truth in this. Although this Bandit Hong is full of tricks, he does have a sense of loyalty.
Demons!
How dare that Bandit Hong!
He dared to use the beauty trap on us!
That's right. I began martial art training since I was young,
and preserved my celibacy. (Celibacy was believed to aid a martial artist in ancient times.)
If I let this sly Bandit Hong succeed in ending my celibacy,
how can I face my master?
That's right. What you said is true!
Master in heaven,
keep us away from temptations!
Since this is a secret kungfu scroll,
this isn't something anyone can easily learn.
Apparently, people here use female bodies to test one's self-control.
Female bodies?
Then this must be very interesting.
Then, Big Brother, should we study it?
This...
- Big Brother. - What?
I feel the elevated heat in my body recently. I need to get rid of the bad blood.
Big Brother, it seems like I'm feeling the heat, too.
Why not examine this secret kungfu manual together.
Let's study it.
That's impressive...
This is so...
I had someone print out all the feedback we received from the internet here.
Someone reported that our Miss Chase-Chase-Chase wasn't chasing news but was involved in a car chase on the streets.
Director Zhang, yesterday's situation was really dangerous.
There was also another report that
our Miss Chase-Chase-Chase was involved in a fight with someone on the streets. Thankfully there were no photos.
Zhang Xian Ting. I meant to chase the news not be on the news.
I'm not lying to you. It was true I was caught in a gun shooting.
I almost died!
Then why are you still here?
It's just... There's a guy who suddenly came out and beat up ten guys.
No, it is twenty. He rescued me.
He's that strong? Where is he from? Where is he now?
Is he willing to be interviewed?
You want to report this as news?
Go chase after the most sensational news!
If not you'll have to wear this and do the weather forecast.
What?
It's good even if you fail. If you fail, in our weather forecast segment
we can see Zhang Xian Ting wearing a bikini.
The citizens of Seaside City would be really happy. And every day would be a sunny day.
Or how about wearing this bikini and taking a few photos
to make this the preview for tonight's news?
No, I don't want to!
Within a week, I will definitely report the most sensational news in Seaside City!
Xiao Dong Investigative Agency. Hello?
You don't wish to continue with the case you entrusted to us previously? Why? Hello?
Xiao Dong Investigative Agency. Hello? Hi, Mrs. Wang.
You don't wish to investigate your husband any more?
Did something happen?
Lady Mo, what's wrong?
I received two consecutive calls from our clients wanting us to stop our investigations.
Xiao Dong Investigative Agency. Hello? Hi, Miss Fang. Did something happen?
Miss Fang, if there's something wrong, we can sit down and have a talk. Why do you wish to stop the investigations on your boyfriend?
Oh.
Hello, I'm here!
Mo Han, you're not feeling well?
Is anything wrong?
Our investigative agency seems to have been shut down by Director Yang.
Shut down? Why?
Miss Fang just told me,
Director Yang has used all his connections to get in contact with our clients
and gave them money to give up on their cases. If not, they'll lose their jobs.
It's that old sly fox again.
What should we do now? If we're shut down, what's going to happen to us?
Where's Xiao Dong? Isn't he around?
He left to talk about a case. But now, I'm afraid...
It must be because we investigated Director Yang the previous time and offended him.
Lady Mo, since you guys are having a hard time,
my brother and I don't wish to cause you any more trouble.
Master!
Eh, Lady Mo...
Then you don't have to worry about us. My big brother and I will just stay at another place.
No, you guys can't go!
She's right.
You two ancient people don't even know anything, and have no money. Where would you go?
Lady Mo, since the business here isn't going too well,
we two brothers staying here will burden your family.
Both of you are living fine here. If you leave, where would you go?
You will definitely not be used to it and what if the men in black chase you guys down again?
This is completely Director Yang's fault and has nothing to do with the two of you staying here.
Xiao Dong Ge would definitely say that, too.
How about this, you guys just live here.
What Mo Han says is right. Director Yang is the problem Xiao Dong has to solve.
Hey, Big Brother, how about we just stay here?
Counting on the fact that we don't have the currency of Hai Bin City.
If we leave, what are we going to eat and where will we stay? Right? And what would we drink?
Why not let's stay here and we may be of help to Lady Mo?
That's right. And Master, didn't you promise that you'll teach me martial arts?
That's right. You promised her.
Alright, in that case,
we two brothers will stay. In the future, if there's anything the investigative agency needs, we'll definitely help.
Hi!
Xian Ting Jie!
Why are you here?
From today forward, I'll be staying in Hong Xiao Dong Investigative Agency.
You're going to stay here?
Where's Hong Xiao Dong?
He— He's out to negotiate a case.
Then that's good. I'll settle down first and then it'll be too late when he comes back.
Hang on! I should go give Xiao Dong Ge a call and let him know.
Hang on!
It's not too late, even if we wait to tell him about it when he returns.
Lady Xian, is there anything wrong at home?
Wrong? There's nothing wrong at home.
Then that's weird. There's an olden saying that there should be a clear boundary between a man and a woman.
Unless the women in Hai Bin City can live in a man's house as they please?
Umm... That's because—
That's right, Lady,
in our Ming dynasty, unless this man marries this woman,
or this woman is his concubine, will she be able to live in his house.
- No, no! We don't have such a relationship. - Xian Ting Jie, Xiao Dong Ge wants to talk to you!
Why did you call?
- Hello? - I say, Chase-Chase-Chase, you wish to move into the investigative agency?
That's right, can't I? Didn't you promise me that previously?
It's not that you can't. It's just not the right moment now.
What? It can either be done or it can't. What's difference between moving in early or late?
Yes, of course, there's a difference.
Regardless, I'm coming here every day until you guys agree.
Ha!
Hong Xiao Dong Investigative Agency
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- Zuo You Shou. - Yes.
Help me set up an anti-pinhole camera barrier.
Eh, Xiao Dong Ge, didn't we use pinhole cameras all the time in our investigations?
Why are we going anti-pinhole now?
- Just do as I say.- But we'll have to wait a couple of days for the parts. Are you okay with that?
That's okay.
- He can wait anyway.- Huh? Oh, then I'll get on it now.
Zhang Xian Ting.
You want to be a spy on our investigative agency? I'll see how much you'll be able to endure.
This Bandit Hong must be planning something behind our backs.
I've been well-fed and well-nourished recently.
My skills have gone up another level.
Big Brother!
Big Brother, why are you up so early?
It's difficult to fall asleep.
What? Why is that?
Before we set out to capture Bandit Hong,
didn't we eat the lingzhi we received from the emperor?
I feel that sleep is especially sweet after that.
I feel energized and even feel like my skills have gone up another level.
Big Brother, do you feel anything wrong about it?
Bandit Hong is still out at large. How I can I sleep peacefully?
Eh, Big Brother!
This... I had thought.
Bandit Hong has taken care of our food and our accommodations,
and even given us a secret martial arts scroll.
I think he's a pretty good person.
I've already analyzed it.
This secret martial arts scroll confuses the human heart.
Every time I look at it, I am unable to control myself and continue training.
Hey!
Big Brother. Big Brother.
You-you— Why did— I-I-I haven't looked at it yet!
Xiao Tian, do you know what your greatest weakness is?
You get close to others too easily and come under their manipulation as easily.
This plot that Bandit Hong has come up with to buy you over, how can you fall for it and drop your guard around him?
What?
What you say is true. Why am I so dumb?
Aiyah, why am I so dumb?
Big Brother, then with your wisdom, how should we capture Bandit Hong ?
I have an ingenious plan, why not tonight,
when Bandit Hong is asleep, the two of us plan a night attack?
This definitely cannot be done. I, as an imperial guard of the Ming dynasty,
should definitely not resort to this sort of sneak attack again.
Then, in your opinion, what should we do?
From my observations these couple of days, Bandit Hong's martial arts skills come and go.
There must be some signs for that.
We should find a day to test his skills and find his weakness.
Hey, that's a great idea.
Big Brother, then what about what we promised Lady Mo?
Pinky promise?
A promise is a promise, but no one set any rules about it
when Lady Mo is around, but when she isn't...
Big Brother, you are so sly!
What did you say?
No. Clever. Big Brother you are so clever.
Xiao Tian,
I see you are so energetic today.
After you had the lingzhi pill, what other symptoms did you have?
Big Brother, this lingzhi pill is extremely beneficial to health.
I feel that I can eat and drink in peace and am strong as a cow.
Look at this. Big Brother, you need not worry.
That's good to hear.
Shen Long, did you find any information that the public does not know about Director Yang?
Director Yang's personal profile, uploading now
From: Shen LongDirector Yang's photos
That Director Yang was from the artillery in the military.
So Director Yang has an artillery background.
Big Brother, when should we take action?
That, don't mention it. We'll wait until after Miss Mo leaves to commence action then.
I have an idea.
You have an idea?
Lady Mo.
Excuse me. I am not feeling well today and wondering if there is any place I could obtain some medicine.
Medicine? We have, we have. Please wait a moment.
Big Brother, do you intend to act right now? I don't think you should. Miss Mo will be back very soon.
No. I want to personally send him a duel invitation.
Master Hong, I want to invite you to a showdown this afternoon. What do you say?
How dare you ignore me.
How dare you, Bandit Hong!
You dare to mock my Big Brother? Take this!
Big Teacher, here is your medicine.
Thank you!
Xiao Dong Ge, your coffee.
He is also so rude to Miss Mo!
Xiao Dong Ge is using earphones to listen to music. He didn't hear me.
Music?
Where is the music?
- What's up? - Your coffee.
Thank you!
Miss Mo,
what is that thing?
This? Earphones. They are for listening to music. Want to try them?
The latest song. Most high (addictive).
Big Brother!
Why are you conveying those evil chants?
What evil chants? This is rock music. It can even save the world. ROCK-N-ROLL!
Rock music? Can save the human race?
- Do you want to listen to it? - Let me give it a try.
Be careful!
Just a listen should be okay.
Are you ready? Here.
Ah!
You-you— Can actually listen to such noise? Big Brother,
this person is not ordinary!
Mo Han, he touched my chest.
- Are you ok? - It's painful.
It's okay, it's okay.
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- Hello? - I say, Miss Chase-Chase-Chase, you're thinking of moving to the detective agency?
Xian Ting, be prepared for broadcast countdown. Five, four, three, two...
What did he really mean?
Why did he agree for me to move in, but I have to wait for a few more days?
Xian Ting, you're on!
Greetings to the audience. I am reporter Zhang Xian Ting. Let's go chase, chase, chase!
The Seaside City Museum will be hosting the international jewelry exhibition next week.
This exhibition will be showcasing ancient and new precious gems from all over the world.
From India's Star of India to an ancient Roman crown, they will be the highlights of the Museum.
Jewelry exhibition?
The watermelons here...
Big Teacher, aren't you looking for the Nine Turns Luminous Night Pearl? Want to check it out at this exhibition?
Precious gems? Would the Nine Turns Luminous Night Pearl have fallen into their hands?
But the biggest suspect is still this Bandit Hong.
I must first question him thoroughly.
- Ah, this Chase-Chase-Chase is really suited to dress up as this clamshell genie.- I am reporter Zhang Xian Ting. Let us go chase, chase, chase!
Xiao Dong Ge, why did you agree to let Xian Ting Jie move in here? Don't you both quarrel every time you meet?
This...
Xiao Dong Ge, you seem very happy that Xian Ting Jie is moving in.
That's right!
Chase-Chase-Chase, you want to move here to dig up dirt on me? That means declaring war with me. You'll lose for sure.
Mo Han, where are you going?
Director Yang frightened away all our agency's clients.
I am thinking of handing out some flyers and hopefully, will get some new clients.
Mo Han, listen to Xiao Dong Ge. This detective agency is founded by me.
No matter what happens, I will ensure it stays open.
So you, please be good. Don't worry.
Big Brother, just now Miss Han was always with Bandit Hong. We could not find the opportunity to act.
That's okay. We can make a move once Lady Mo Han has left.
I am more worried about something else.
- What is it? - Earlier, I asked Miss Mo Han about the gem exhibition.
Miss Mo Han said that the exhibition will have protection from all over the world, and it is open for the common folks to see.
I still don't trust Bandit Hong.
If he really hands over the Nine Turns Luminous Night Pearl to them, what should we do? How can we both sit still?
That's right.
Big Brother, then in your opinion, what should we do?
It'll be the best at night.
Xiao Dong Ge, I will knock off soon. Do you need me to prepare dinner for you and both teachers before I leave?
No need. Officer Wu is treating us to dinner tonight. Come join us.
- Officer Wu? - Xiao Tian.
Looks like we have to postpone our plans for today.
Teachers, I'll be going out with Xiao Dong Ge. Is there something you would like to eat? I can prepare it for you.
Miss Mo Han, I still can't forget eating that thing on my first day here.
Using hot water to cook and it became...
Second Teacher, you mean instant noodles?
Right, instant noodles! That is it.
Yes, those noodles were very delicious. Xiao Tian and I still can't forget the taste.
Do you remember you taught us how to use the stove to start a fire?
We can prepare our own dinner.
Okay. Then I'll just start boiling the water for you. Once water is boiled, you can pour it into the instant noodles.
Xiao Dnog Ge, should we take the motorbike? I have never ridden on your bike before.
Riding the motorbike is very dangerous. Put back the helmets. We'll take the car.
Be good. I'll wait for you outside.
Why?
Stop fooling around.
Big Brother, it's starting now.
The Earth we live on is one of the eight planets.
We are the third planet closest to the Sun.
The most unique feature about the Earth is that, among the solar system,
it is the only planet that has water in its liquid form on the surface.
Approximately 70% of the Earth is covered by oceans,
therefore it is able to nurture life forms.
Xiao Tian.
Once I consulted the imperial astronomy officer about stars.
Yet I never witnessed it with my own eyes.
How… How do these barbarians achieve this?
Big Brother, please excuse my ignorance.
All I know is the Emperor is the sky.
That... You are right, too.
It's just that… I didn't expect the barbarians' astronomy to be so advanced.
A hundred years from now, they will definitely become a strong rival against our Ming dynasty.
Brother.
Why… am I feeling dizzy?
You don't need to tell me.
I feel unwell, too. Something is amiss.
Oh, no.
Can it be possible that we've fallen into that Bandit Hong's evil scheme?
No, I don't think so.
I think I'll feel better taking a walk.
Xiao Tian.
Xiao Tian!
Xiao Tian...
- That restaurant was pretty good.- I think so too.
How nice of Officer Wu.
Wait!
- What's the matter? - I smell gas.
- Master! Younger Master!- Don't rush in!
Stay here. I will go in.
Mo Han! Hurry! Get the oxygen tank!
Okay.
Mo Han, quick!
Quickly!
Coming!
- Xiao Dong Ge. Here.- Hurry!
Wake up.
Bandit Hong… Let go of Xiao Tian.
Xiao Dong Ge is trying to save the younger Master. He'll be alright. Master, breathe this in.
Xiao Tian. How is it? Are you feeling better?
Big Brother, I'm much better.
Don't worry.
Come. Breathe in a bit more of this "divine air from the heavenly mountain."
Mo Han, do you need to go through all these troubles? Why not just send them to the ER?
Why did you ask a Chinese medicine physician to come?
I thought the Masters might be more used to the traditional Chinese herbal medicine.
Besides, the physician just said, even though the masters are feeling weak right now,
their pulse is steady, so no big harm was done.
Masters, this medicine is to give you strength. It will be ready very soon.
Thank you, Lady Mo.
Big Brother. Who would know?
This "divine air from the heavenly mountain" can make my whole body well and comfortable.
That is breathing gas mixed in with pure oxygen.
Even the invisible air
can be condensed into "divine air from the heavenly mountain."
This is fascinating.
However, Brethren Xu, your recovering strength was amazing.
Just now, you almost died, but now you look fine.
Besides, even the Chinese physician said you're unlike any normal person.
At the most, your pulse condition is a bit irregular, that's all.
Let me tell you. Actually, awhile back we took the linzhi—
Hey, Xiao Tian.
Don't talk too much. Breathe it in a little more.
I have more here.
You took some special magical medicine, did you? Be careful! It might have side effects.
How can it have any side effect?
The side effect may be, after feeling extremely high,
you might faint. Worse even, you might never wake up again.
What nonsense.
Luckily Xiao Dong Ge saved both masters in time.
Now Mo Han can continue to spend time with the masters and learn kongfu from them.
Luckily you're both fine now.
I would rather that the whole office got burned down, than see you two die.
Master Hong.
You really care about Xiao Tian and my lives?
Even if your house gets burned down?
A house can be rebuilt after it is burned,
but when a person is gone, they are gone forever.
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Sorry!
I only put my foot on it to tie my shoe laces, then it fell.
Chubby girl, don't you know how heavy you are?
Xiao Tian.
Are you alright?
I'm alright.
I only feel a little tight in my chest.
Big Brother.
About Hong Xiao Dong,
he gave us that
"divine air from the heavenly mountain."
Doesn't that mean we owe him our lives?
Should we continue investigating him?
You're right.
Hong Xiao Dong is a true gentleman.
His conduct is just and candid.
It appears that we have misunderstood him.
Then, according to your opinions,
is it alright if we stop pursuing him?
The World Historical Jewelry Exhibition will soon take place at the Seaside City Cultural Museum.
A lot of rare jewelry from around the world since ancient times will be showcased in this exhibition.
Ranging from the Snake-Eye-Stone from India to the crown jewel from the ancient Greek-Roman era,
they will all be displayed in the exhibition hall behind me...
Xiao Tian.
We must go and check out this jewelry exhibition.
Are these all okay?
So far they can still be moved around.
Really? But it seems to not be working well over here.
Xiao Dong.
I would like to ask you one thing.
- Go ahead.- The thing is,
my brother and I heard of the jewelry exhibition from TV.
We would like to go there, but we don't know how.
You want to go to the jewelry exhibition?
That jewelry exhibition is a very formal event.
With the clothes you're wearing now,
they might not let you in.
Isn't what we are wearing right now the same as people in Hai Bin City wear?
Why is it not appropriate?
I guess you want to go to the jewelry exhibition to look for Nine Turns Luminous Night Pearl, right?
Brethren,
you've been in Seaside City for a while now. Perhaps it's time to follow the custom here.
In order to attend the exhibition, as Mo Han said, you'll have to wear a suit.
Otherwise you won't get in, and it will be hard for you to investigate.
- A suit?- A suit?
What is a suit?
Ok, just let me be a good host and have Mo Han take you to buy a suit.
- Good idea!- If that's the case, thank you very much.
- You're welcome.- Xiao Dong Ge.
I also want to buy new suits for the masters.
But... Our agency is running out of money.
Then what should we do? Should we sell this car?
No, you can't! That was my birthday present for you.
I was only kidding. Director Yang's wife already wired us her first payment.
- So we actually are loaded right now!- Really?
So, lately we've been dealing with a lot of troubles,
why don't I take everyone out today to have fun and also buy a suit for each of you?
- Thank you.- That's great!
Yeah! Big Bro is taking us out!
Oh, Zuo You Shou. Usually I don't see you around, but as soon as we're going to have fun, you show up.
Come on, Bro. I was working overtime for you so I can give you this soon.
What you wanted me to make is ready here.
Okay, since we're all here.
Then Xiao Dong Detective Office staff field trip will start now!
- Let's go!- Let's go!
Masters, let's go.
One more step, then I'll be ready to encounter Chase-Chase-Chase!
Wow, Big Brother! Look!
This place is even more luxurious than our palace.
I am sure the Master of Hai Bin City
must live in here.
Big Bro, these two really are country bumpkins.
This palace is built in a very strange style,
but I can't help but admire it.
I had no idea these barbarians' construction skills were so sophisticated.
- Indeed.- This is not a palace.
This is a shopping mall.
Shopping mall?
It's like your market.
- Market?- That's right.
Lady Mo, how many people are coming to the market today?
A super big market.
♫ I just love like this, doing everything to love ♫
♫ Please don’t be shy or walk away ♫
♫ I really can’t wait ♫
♫ I want to hold your hand, hurry ♫
♫ I’m not waiting any more, I don’t need to tolerate this ♫
♫ I’ll just muster up my courage to confess ♫
♫ I can’t wait for you to be prepared to tell you "Loving you" ♫
♫ Love you ♫
♫ Every one of your glances makes me feel nervous ♫
♫ Yet I still pretend to smile, mess around, and chat with friends ♫
♫ I’m afraid other people will notice ♫
♫ Oh, I like you ♫
♫ You make me so crazy I lose sleep every day ♫
♫ I really want to hear you say sweet words as I fall asleep ♫
♫ Aiyo, I’ve been infected with the Love Influenza ♫
♫ Love Influenza ♫
♫ I just love like this, doing everything to love ♫
♫ Please don’t be shy or walk away ♫
♫ I really can’t wait, I want to hold your hand, hurry ♫
♫ I’m not waiting any more, I don’t need to tolerate this ♫
♫ I’ll just muster up my courage to confess ♫
♫ I can’t wait for you to be prepared to tell you Loving you ♫
♫ Love you, love you ♫