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"The Great Hero" - by Jiro Wang
♫ Great hero, I’m only a great hero ♫
♫ Muggles don’t practice the horse stance, when we meditate, you snore first ♫
♫ Jack of all trades, bullets and fistsWho’s the first to hang in limbo? ♫
♫ What’s the prescription for those black framed glasses? Hero spies don’t wear western clothes ♫
♫ My movements aren’t unclear, I’m ambushed from all sidesWho needs messenger pigeons? ♫
♫ Don’t call going outdoors practice fighting If you dare to bet, dare to lose ♫
♫ There are no family backgrounds, no classicsno one mentions the Realm when they talk. ♫
♫ Don’t look like an ancient artifact, you don’t understand the human connection ♫
♫ Kiss seriously, keep a cool posture, don’t accidentally hit a tree. ♫
♫ A great hero doesn’t befuddle things, one strike, and he’ll confuse you ♫
♫ I’m warning you, don’t let down your guard, no need to ask about my origins. ♫
♫ Insignificant one, don’t resist, one punch, and I’ll make you become dizzy ♫
♫ I'll overthrow your Eight Diagrams, I’ll steal back your Night Pearl ♫
♫ Great hero ♫
♫ I’m only a great hero ♫
♫ Great hero ♫
♫ I’m only a great hero ♫
Crossing Hero~Episode 5~
Big brother! You…
What are you fussing about? What?
My... Hair...
Where's my hair?
I am back.
Xiao Dong Ge.
Who are these two?
Peng Ge and Xu Ge.
I let them change their clothes, and Xian Tian gave them a haircut.
Only Xu Ge, whatever I say he just wouldn't cut his hair.
Very handsome (shuai)!
What... What is "shuai?"
What do you mean? Are you laughing at me?
What?
If it wasn't for you two ladies who got me drunk,
how could my hair become like this?
Let me tell you. "Shuai" means very manly.
You two, with this hairstyle, and a suit, I am sure
you can make a bunch of girls fall for you.
You said... Ladies?
Xiao Tian!
Yes. I guarantee it.
Big Brother.
Xiao Dong Ge, I will replace all of your liquor again.
Just now, we let those two drink them all.
What? You! Forget it.
Anyhow, Chase-Chase-Chase, why are you over here?
It's me who let Xian Ting come in.
You let Chase-Chase-Chase in? Not a surprise. Since you're as nice as a little lamb.
How could you possibly keep her away.Oh right, those two guys, did they say anything after getting drunk?
Hong Xiao Dong, I have something to ask you. Let me treat you to some late night snacks?
I say, Miss Chase-Chase-Chase, lifting your eyebrow like that, aren't you scared of damaging your nerves?
That's just too sexy.
I made you a bowl of noodles.
No need to fake niceties. Tell me what you have in mind.
Just what kind of trick have you played?
What are you talking about?
Just the two imperial guards. Just who are you to them?
Who am I to them? I am not their Mom, nor Dad.
If you want an interview, use your skills.
Hong Xiao Dong, what exactly do you need in order to help me?
Why would I want to help you? What can I get from doing that?
If you help me, then I will help you get the key photo with Director Yang and his mistress.
And if I get the photo, you have to lift their ban on talking to me and let me do an investigative report on them for a month.
You can't get it. Director Yang is sly. He won't go out with the mistress for a while.
Then... Then I will...
How about I give you a tip?
Within Director Yang's mistress' cellphone, there is a very intimate photo of them together.
Then I will just figure out a way to get it.
What if I am the first one to get it?
If so, what do you want?
What do I want?
I am thinking, if you lose, you will have to work at my agency for free.
Also, you have to wear a very very short, and super sexy maid outfit.
Master.
Just thinking about it makes me feel great. Besides, you'll say to me:
Master, you're so handsome! So cute!
Also, you have to follow my every order. If I throw a fit, you would still have to wear a smile.
How is it? I say, this arrogant Miss Zhang Xiao Ting,
you probably won't bend your knee to come work at our agency.
On top of that, to wear a maid outfit. I think you will just
continue on your chase, chase, chase.
I agree to the terms.
Huh?
I agreed. How is it? Are you scared?
Who is scared of whom? Don't you dare try to flee later!
Sign it!
Let me read it first.
Here.
Shake on it.
This ruffian, I will definitely seek revenge later.
Want to seek revenge? I am ready for your challenge.
He seemed to have just answered my inner thoughts again.
Station Manager. Station Manager.
I will follow Director Yang's news today, I am applying for equipment.
Xian Ting, you can do whatever you want. But I will advise you to...
Give up.
Station Manager, I came here to report news,
not to be a clown and go do that chase, chase, chase.
Isn't our chase, chase, chase news pretty good? We give the viewers what they like to watch.
Station Manager, I can't explain this in a few short words,
however, our chase, chase, chase will definitely change the course of news reporting history.
Don't say I didn't warn you ahead.
Based on your recent performance, if it's the me in the past, I would have fired you long ago.
If you ruin it this time, you might not even be able to work on "Chase, chase, chase," any more.
I guarantee that I won't ruin it this time.
You said it. If it doesn't work out, then you will...
Doesn't matter. I have another plan for you.
Huh?
Shen Long? Find out Director Yang's schedule, for me.
Yes. I got it.
Thank you.
Xiao Dong Ge. When are we going?
Huh? What do you want to do?
Let me go on a mission with you. Please, let me come along.
Haven't I said it many times? No way.
Where is Zuo You Shou? He is late again.
Then I can take his place! Please, please, please!
Mo Han! I have told you before,
on you first day of work, I already told you. What are our agency's principles?
We can't reject money and beautiful ladies.
What? Yes, we can't reject money. But, beautiful ladies? What did Zuo You Shou tell you?
Not beautiful ladies, ok? Then what's the second principle?
We cannot let women be at risk by bringing them along.
Not fair! I want to go.
Don't be rash! You must help me stick to my principles.
How about Xian Ting? How come she can go with you?
Xian Ting? She… She is a man...
She is a manly woman, a female tough guy. Chances are, she is manlier than Zuo You Shou.
Besides, there is an agreement between us.
What agreement?
Umm... Anyway, little kid doesn't need to know.
Also, you have a very important mission, which is, to take care of the whole agency
and those two terracota warriors. What I like the most is that,
when I come back to the office every day,
I would see how Mo Han keeps everything neat and clean.
All pretty—that way, I will feel very blessed.
Having known you for so many years,
I have never seen Xiao Dong Ge let other girls
be so close to yourself.
I am so envious of Xian Ting.
Oh, please! It's more like I can't get rid of her.
Here.
We're riding this?
What else then? You want to ride that? It is hard to ride.
Moreover, you don't know how many young ladies and young men want to ride with me.
You're jumping the line today. Here.
Is it safe to ride on the bike driven by this fellow?
What's your decision? Afraid?
If you want to terminate our agreement, you can do so any time.
Who is afraid? Get on.
I have yet to ride on Xiao Dong Ge's motorbike.
My two masters ("sifu"), please accept my bow.
Miss Mo, what is this for? Please get up.
I will not get up, unless both you heroes accept me as your disciple and teach me martial arts.
Miss Mo, you have such a gentle and refined appearance. Why would you need to learn kungfu?
Let men protect you. Please get up. Please get up.
No, I want to learn kungfu. I want to become stronger.
Only this way can I help my Xiao Dong Ge. And he will appreciate me.
Why is it so difficult to love in this world?
What are you doing?
Wow, I say Miss Chase-Chase-Chase,
you are really suitable for cosplays.
Is the theme today Miss Train Conductor?
Service staff!
Oh, service staff?
Speaking of servicing, the massage services here are truly not bad. I'll go relax first.
Hong Xiao Dong! You're working right now, why are you going for a massage right now?
You'll definitely lose the bet!
Welcome!
Director Yang really did not appear with his mistress.
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Even though I am now living a luxurious life, I still feel lonely.
I really wish I had a friend to talk to.
You have such good skin.
I spend a lot of my attention to take care of it.
Women should be like this. We must first treat ourselves well.
Only then will we be able to treat our men well.
You are right. Just that...
What's wrong? Your sigh sounded so sad.
There were times when I wanted to treat my man well,
but it is not an easy matter.
What do you mean?
Director Yang, here are some snacks.
Aiyo, are you new here? Why haven't I seen you before?
Today is my first day at work. I am still in training.
Your briefcase looks like it is very expensive.
We shouldn't simply leave it anywhere. Why don't I put this away for you?
That's okay. How cute. No need, I can take care of it myself.
How old are you?
Miss, please have a drink.
Thank you! Next time, I will look for you as my masseur. It was just too relaxing.
Also, chatting with you has greatly improved my mood.
Is that the truth? I actually really enjoyed chatting with you, too.
You know, whenever we are in a bad mood, we should always just say what's on our mind and then, our mood will improve.
But that depends—only if we are taking to the right person, then our mood will lighten.
I feel we are both on the same wavelength!
I think so, too. Next time, let's go enjoy some cakes and coffees, okay?
Drink coffees and gossiping, I love the most! I also love eating cakes.
You know, I know of a cake shop with the most delicious tiramisu.
So sweet!
Is that right? Then you must take me there.
Of course, of course. Here, I even took a picture.
Do you see all these tasty cakes?
Mmm, they really look very tasty!
Aren't I right?
These cakes... You can taste some sweetness, some bitterness,
just like our lives.
You said it so well.
We must become good friends, okay? Let's exchange phone numbers.
Yes, I'll get your phone for you.
Here you go.
Director Yang, I just saw some dirt n your suit jacket.
I'll take it for dry-cleaning. Is there a phone inside? Let me—
How sweet. No need. Just leave it here.
Young lady, do you know that I am the owner of this club?
Do you wish, from your current position to slowly climb
and climb to become this club's lady boss?
What do you mean?
What do I mean? Let me teach you.
Give me a call.
Okay.
097-2777-888
I got it, I got it. Let me take a picture of you.
Let me get a close-up. Give me a smile.
Smile—cheese!
Wow! You are so photogenic! Take a picture of me instead!
Sure, give me a moment.
Director Yang, if there's nothing else, I'll take my leave.
Have you gave a thought about my earlier suggestion?
What suggestion? I don't understand.
Aiyo, it's how to become the lady boss, suggestion.
Pervert!
She is definitely not one of our employees!
Pen recorder? Go get her.
Let me show you the photos I took in Hong Kong.
I would love to see them.
Look. Over here.
Wow, you looked so happy.
This was taken in Singapore.
Singapore? I've just been there. Any more?
This was in the Maldives.
How awesome! You even been to the Maldives.
Let me go!
Looks like my friend. Let me go check it out.
Okay.
Let me go!
Trying to escape?
Who sent you and what were your intentions? Speak!
Why did you use a voice recorder?
Director Yang, please excuse me. I am the new PR manager, called Mars.
Just let me deal with these kind of matters.
She is new. Doesn't know much and not too bright. I'll hand her over to the police to teach her a lesson.
Ok. Take her away.
Thank you, Director Yang! Why are you so dumb? Don't you know you have to treat him with special care?
Did our club hire a new PR manager? Wait a minute!
How come no matter where you are, trouble follows?
How would I know?
This is too ridiculous! They don't need to be like this!
Oh shit!
Zhang Xian Ting, you are truly my jinx! Did I, Hong Xiao Dong, owe you from previous life?
Me? It's you who is afraid.
I did not do anything wrong. Why did we run?
It's them who suddenly took out their guns. We should go reason with them.
I, Hong Xiao Dong, am afraid of nothing. I am just afraid you might get hurt!
No wonder I have never brought a woman out with me to investigate my cases!
That's... Wei!
Hello, this is the detective agency. How are you?
Zuo You Shou, hurry over to help. I'll text you the address.
Big Brother, do I need to bring any weapons with me?
Just bring what needs to be brought. Act accordingly.
Okay, I understand.
Anyway I am telling you,
I don't need anyone's protection.I can look after myself very well!
Why do I feel that those bodyguards are so familiar?
Is it at the garden...
Come back with us. Let go!
They were the men in black.
Right!
Quick!
Let's split up and search. You look over there, and you, come with me.
Quick, let's go.
Here.
You hide in here. I'll go handle them and I'll come back for you.
Wait!
Don't tell me you have claustrophobia?
No, not that.
You be careful.
Will do.
I'm sorry.
Wow! Aren't you a bit too fierce? I still want to have babies.
I'm sorry. I thought it was...
Man-in-black? Come. Time to go.
Please, please, please, Master.
Big Brother is in danger. Can we go and rescue him?
Unfortunately I must say something Miss Mo won't like to hear.
Bandit Hong has done a lot of atrocious doings.
Sooner or later he would get caught.
If Xiao Dong is murdered,
then you won't be able to take him back to Ming Dynasty.
What did you say? He is ours.
Big Brother, you're right!
Xiao Dian, let's go first.
Yes.
Hey, these two ancient people!
They can just leave like this? Do they know where Big Brother is?
Oh no! I did not explain where he is.
I know! Look at how they fly here and there. Do they really know where to go? How can they rescue him?
Never mind! Mo Han, I'm going to get the equipment and help big bro myself.
I will report to the police.
What are you doing?
What to do? I'm really scared.
Don't worry. I won't let anything happen to you.
How does he know what I'm thinking?
Hey, get in the car. Quickly!
Get in and chase them!
The police aren't here yet?
Hey, we don't know how he is right now. Where are you going?
I need to chase Xiao Dong.
He's afraid that you will be in danger.
Hey! The police is here.
Mo Han.
It's you, Ke Shang ge.
Yeah, why are so disappointed seeing me?
Of course! Seeing a dummy like you here, no wonder she is disappointed.
Hey! You rogue! You're like the pot calling the kettle black.
-So?-Hey!
Mo Han! The backup will be here soon.
Take a look at this. This is the newest gun I just got.
It's the newest model. It won't get cut in halves so easily.
Yeah, that sounds impressive.
Are you okay?
Let's go!
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This is strange.
According to the Dragon Jade pendant's guidance, that bandit Hong must be around here.
But why can't we see him?
We got rid of them!
Be careful!
Quick, get off!
Who is calling at a time like this?
Super Hero?
Hey! Brother, look. With such strong martial art power,
- how could he claim not to be Bandit Hong?- Wait!
Let's observe a little longer, so we can decide what to do next.
Xian Er.
You!
- Xian Er! Are you okay?- You...
Wait a second.
-Station Manager…? - Xian Er she is…? Ow! It hurts!
- Ow, ow, Oh my god! It hurts!- I'll call you back later!
-Ow, Ow!- How could you…?
- Wh… what?- Are you a super hero?
What super hero? You watch too many movies. Ow...
Hong Xiao Dong?
Who else?
But… How did you push this car?
You see, your hand... you see...
Quickly, turn into a super hero now! What are you doing?
Shh! What are you saying?
What are you saying? Calm down!
Why is he calling again?
Xian Er...
Did he change after hearing this ring tone?
Xian Er. Are you okay?
It's good you are okay.
Ow, ow, ow...
It hurts!
You're so bad!
Why are you playing on the dirty floor?
Brother!
Let's go!
Cover your ears and open your mouth!
What? What did you say?
Cover your ears and open your mouth!
Did you hear something?
Huh? Sound?
This is...?
What happened to them?
That was my Big Brother's ultimate skill.
Ultimate skill?
Yes. It is called "forget-it-all lion's roar".
That's correct.
Once he uses the ultimate skill, the souls and innards of the enemies will be "shaken" out of their bodies.
For 49 days, they will be having out-of-body experiences.
This technique is extremely powerful. I wasn't going to use it at first.
But Hong Xi Dong can only be captured by us.
Therefore I did it and be rid of the enemies all at the same time.
Many thanks to both brethren for extending your helping hands. Your skills are most impressive. Thank you!
Stop, stop, stop the flattery.
We saw what you just did. You are indeed Thief Hong!i
Absolutely.
We saved you this time is all on account of Miss Mo.
Xiao Tian, let's go.
Yes.
They flew away.
Wow...
Big Brother, why aren't we going?
Oh no!
What's happening?
Lost our way?
I don't care. I don't want to wait any longer.
Police!
You big scoundrel! Where is Xiao Dong ge? What happened to him?
Miss, what are you saying? I don't understand.
You...
Mo Han, leave it to me.
I'm telling you ~ you better be truthful.
I heard your bodyguards here are armed.
Mr. Policeman, this is a big misunderstanding.
We are just your average citizens.
Officer Wu, you're here.
Uncle Wu.
What's the situation here?
You police...
..are just as they say...- Xiao Dong ge!
Why did you push me?
- Xiao Dong ge! - It's those two troublemakers.
Officer Wu, quick ~ lock him up! He nearly got us killed.
Miss Zhang, what a coincidence.
Did something big happened today that led to you Miss Hero to be out here to chase, chase chase?
It's him! He instructed a group of black-clothed men to kill me and Hong Xiao Dong.
So, are those black-clothed men here?
Are the guns here?
Then please clarify what was your intention to come here looking for Director Yang?
I… I wanted to investigate the relationship between Director Yang and his mistress.
Then where is this mistress?
The mistress?
The mistress was here just now.
Officer Wu, she speaks without any proof.
But because she is young and ignorant, I won't mind.
But her trespassing into my private club, I will not forgive!
You old sly fox! You were trying to kill us!
What nonsense are you sprouting?
You heard it too. She just slandered me.
Officer Wu, you must uphold justice.
Is there anything else you could add that would help explain for her?
Nothing.
Hong Xiao Dong, why don't you explain?
Miss Zhang, I am sorry.
Hong Xiao Dong! Stop! Hong Xiao Dong! Why don't you speak up?
Let me go!
Xiao Dong, I'm sorry. Let's go.
What are you doing? What are you cuffing Big Brother?
What are yo doing?
I really feel that Yang Dong is not as simple as we think.
Yes.
Too bad we don't have any proof.
I'm almost certain he has a private army. Too suspicious.
You think so too?
Mmm.
Your that...is it still painful?
This? It's nothing. I've had worse.
I did not have the chance to tell you this all day.
Thank you.
Whats there to thank?
Just that today ~ I needed you to safe me. Yet I kept bringing you troubles.
I am sorry.
It's nothing.
In fact, you were pretty courageous today.
In front of so many gun-toting policemen, you dared to point your finger at Yang Dong's nose.
And gave him a big scolding ~ and right before Officer Wu too.
Aiyo, you two! You were always arguing before.
Yet you two look like you're on the same team now. How sweet!
Who wants to be sweet with him?!
Right, who wants to be sweet with her? I tell you, once you get close to her, you'll run into bad luck. Just look!
You look for it (bad luck) yourself!
- Me? - You dare blame others!
Rascal!
Officer Wu! You now know you've caught the wrong person, right?
Sit down.
Do you know how many favors I had asked before they agreed to not press charges?
So that you both do not need to eat prison food.
Xiao Dong, you must have known
that a former policeman like you will suffer greatly if you are locked up.
I know, Officer Wu. But that Yang Dong is most suspicious. Do you want --
Let's talk about this later. I'll send someone to investigate.
Xiao Dong ge! Are you ok?
Arrhh... I'm ok, I'm ok. Just that you're pressing against my wounds right now.
I am sorry!
It's ok.
I have to return to the TV Station now. Until then.
Thank you for today.
Bye bye!
Mo Han, you came.
Mo Han?
Come, let's go home.
Mo Han.. Mo Han!
Mo --
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Xiao Dong Ge, you are all right?
It's nothing. Just some scraps. Nothing is broken.
Masters, where did you go? I was worried you could not find your way back.
Th, this, this...erhh..
we two brothers were out in the Hai Ping City and not familiar with the surroundings.
But luckily, we have this Jade pendant.
We figured that Thief Hong will return home and so follow the Jade pendant's direction all the way here.
It is great that you could find the way back here.
What is this miraculous jade pendant? Let me have a look!
Scum! Mind your manners!
It is imperial top secret.
Just let me have a look.
Zuo You Shou...
Did you just press his acupressure points (for movement)?
This person was too handsy.
Don't worry. After 4 hours, the effect will dissipate.
4 hours?
Big Brother, it's fine if you don't want to lend me the pendant. Why did you have to press my acupoint?
It's ok. After 4 hours, you'll be back to normal. Then, is there anything you want to eat? I will get it for you.
Soy milk.
- Okay. Let's go. Let's have our dinner.- Ok.
- Stay strong. - You Shou ge, fighting!
I have not fiished ordering yet. I also want steamed bun with fried egg. But only half cooked egg.
- Hang in there.- Help!
Help!
Huh?
Help! Lots of mosquitoes!
Very itchy!
♫ I just love like this, doing everything to love Please don’t be shy or walk away ♫
♫ I really can’t wait, I want to hold your hand, Hurry ♫
♫ Want to hold your hand, Hurry ♫
♫ I’m not waiting anymore, I don’t need to tolerate this I’ll just muster up my courage to confess ♫
♫ I can’t wait for you to be prepared to tell you Loving you ♫
♫
♫ Every one of your glances makes me feel nervous. ♫
♫ Yet I still pretend to smile, mess around, and chat with friends. ♫
♫ I’m afraid other people will notice. Oh, I like you. ♫
♫ You make me so crazy I lose sleep every day. I really want to hear you say sweet words as I fall asleep. ♫
♫ Aiyo, I’ve been infected with the Love Influenza. ♫
♫Love Influenza. I just love like this, doing everything to love ♫
♫ Please don’t be shy or walk away ♫
♫ I really can’t wait, I want to hold your hand, Hurry ♫
♫ Want to hold your hand, Hurry ♫
♫ I’m not waiting anymore, I don’t need to tolerate this ♫
♫ I’ll just muster up my courage to confess ♫
♫ I can’t wait for you to be prepared to tell you Loving you ♫
♫ Love you, love you ♫