"The Great Hero" - by Jiro Wang
♫ Great hero, I’m only a great hero ♫
♫ Muggles don’t practice the horse stance When we meditate, you snore first ♫
♫ Jack of all trades, bullets and fists who’s the first to hang in limbo? ♫
♫ What’s the prescription for those black framed glasses? Hero spies don’t wear western clothes ♫
♫ My movements aren’t unclear, I’m ambushed from all sidesWho needs messenger pigeons? ♫
♫ Don’t call going outdoors practice fighting If you dare to bet, dare to lose ♫
♫ There are no family backgrounds, no classics No one mentions the Realm when they talk ♫
♫ Don’t look like an ancient artifact You don’t understand the human connection ♫
♫ Kiss seriously, keep a cool posture, don’t accidentally hit a tree ♫
♫ A great hero doesn’t befuddle things One strike and he’ll confuse you ♫
♫ I’m warning you, don’t let down your guard No need to ask about my origins ♫
♫ Insignificant one, don’t resist, one punch, and I’ll make you dizzy ♫
♫ I'll overthrow your Eight Diagrams, I’ll steal back your Night Pearl ♫
♫ Great hero, I’m only a great hero ♫
Crossing Hero~Episode 3~
Miss Mo Han, inside Thief Hong 's home is full of traps.
Perhaps you were also trapped by him?
Didn't I say? Xiao Dong Ge is a good person.
Also, he is my savior!
Miss Mo Han, you are kind-hearted.
I trust your judgement in others' characters.
This Hong Xiao Dong is obviously different from Hong Xi Dong.
Language and mannerisms are widely different.
Even their kung fu levels differ greatly.
Who exactly are you?
I can't stand you two.
First, take a look here.
Have a look at this. Help me hold this.
Look. This is called a photo album.
These are my childhood photos. My, how cute! You look!
And these are pictures of my Dad and I.
I, Hong Xiao Dong, was born in 1985.
Have a look.
And these. Oh my, they sure bring back memories!
You look. "Hong Xiao Dong, Baby Freestyle Crawling, First Place."
This is the award certificate from when I was three years old.
The date and time are on all of these.
Whoa, these are drawn so realistically!
Didn't I tell you?
Those are photographs.
Imperial Guard Brothers, please look here!
Here, have a look!
You witch! Big Brother, I am imprisoned by this witch in there. What should we do?
Relax. Look, aren't you both still here?
It's the same as someone drawing your portraits. This is called taking a picture.
Portraits?
Still here. We're not imprisoned inside by you?
We weren't, luckily.
That gave me a big scare!
It seems you are really not Hong Xi Dong.
Mo Han...
Here.
Chopsticks.
I don't have much to serve you. Please bear with it.
It smells good.
I have never smelled this smell before.
Th-these instant noodles... You said that just by submerging it in hot water, it will be edible?
Just try it.
Hold on.
It's all wavy and curled, very interesting.
Delicious! Big Brother, you try it, too!
This thing is delicious?
The feast our emperor held last time. That was truly delicious.
OK, it's up to you. I have some matters to attend to. I'll leave you to it.
Wait, Brother Xiao Dong.
I, Peng, am grateful for your help.
Many thanks!
You're welcome.
If both masters have no place to sleep, why don't you just rest here?
Xiao Dong Ge, is it okay?
Whatever.
For you two masters to eat this, it is not nutritious.
Tomorrow, I will bring over some food that existed since Ming dynasty, for you to eat.
Sorry to bother you, Miss Mo.
Don't mention it. I'll go prepare the things you will need for sleeping.
Big Brother,
Don't be fooled by their fine words.
Look here, it's full of dangers. We have to be more careful.
Xiao Dong Ge, your juice.
Oh, thank you.
What are you busy with?
Just received some tips on Director Yang's schedule tomorrow.
Xiao Dong Ge, who is Xian Er?
Xian Er? Who is that?
Xian Er. You know? Xian Er.
You were calling Xian Ting Jie Xian Er earlier.
Did I?
You did! You did! You even carried her.
When did you and Xian Ting Jie become so close?
I carried her?
Why would I carry her? I just remembered her slapping me and she gave me a splitting headache.
Sh-she slapped you?
Yes!
Oh yes, that Brother Peng said that some Hong Xi Dong stole some Nine Turns Luminous Night Pearl.
Don't tell me about Xi (west) or Dong (east). Those two persons are so troublesome.
Okay, okay. Xiao Dong Ge, don't be troubled. Just let me talk to them.
Oh, right. What method did you use to transform those two imperial guards to be so obedient?
They were both always talking about fighting and killing, yet with just one word from you, they became so docile. Why?
Most probably because of my loving teaching.
Xiao Dong Ge, don't work too late.
- Get some rest, early.- Ok.
Loving teaching...
Brother, are you sure we can't use
the thing that makes the whole house bright?
No, if you touch it, the whole house will light up.
We will not be able to move forward.
Right, right, right. That thing, even though convenient, cannot beat our torch.
Agreed.
Hey. I still have a dose of "Body Breaking Bewitching Paste" hidden upon my person.
If a person smells it, his Baihui and Shenmen acupuncture points will be affected,
and he will speak the truth semi-consciously.
Even though an upstanding man should not drug people,
for our emperor,
we must do this.
Good job, Brother.
Let's go.
Be careful.
Big Brother, once this bewitching paste clouds his mind,
we can take the opportunity to find out the truth.
That's right.
What's that noise?
Ah, ghost!
Why are you two here, holding a torch in the middle of the night? No wonder the smoke alarm got triggered!
Don't you ancient people ever need to sleep? I've had enough of you two!
My apologies, Brother!
What are you doing? What are your intentions?
Didn't we say that this is how to switch on the light, switch off the light. What do you want? Just say it.
We were trying to use the bewitching paste to make you—
Brother, it is like this.
We two brothers just came here and are feeling lost and confused.
We hope this brother will forgive.
Forgive my butt, in the morning I have to—
What is that? W-what is that?
Are you okay? Do you want to burn down my house?
Th-this-this is...
What?
That is that...
That is made from horse dung.
What?
It's bug repellent. It's the summer season in this area.
Compared to the Central Plains area, it is much more humid and hot here.
In order to show our appreciation for your accommodating my brother and I at your residence,
we started this insecticide just for you, Brother.
I have mosquito repellents, why do I need insecticide, brothers?
Please go to sleep. Please!
Certainly. Excuse us.
Please!
Excuse us.
Horse dung? What's wrong with these ancient people?
Are they trying to burn down my office?
Brother.
This building has traps everywhere. It won't be easy for us to investigate.
You're absolutely right. However, traps can be set up easily,
yet our mind and wits are boundless. We will come up with another way.
Yes, Big Brother. You're right.
Let's go.
I don't want to become a policeman any more.
Because a policeman always has to follow orders.
No matter what happens,
I must do my best.
Morning!
Miss Zhang, why are you here again?
How do you plan to handle those two imperial guards?
None of your business.
Wa-wait! I have a suggestion. Please listen.
I can make a request from my company to use our public funds,
and you'll be responsible to look after those two imperial guards.
All their living and spending expenses will be covered by our tv station.
Why?
I really believe they came from the Ming dynasty through some vortex.
I just want to know why they came here to the year 2014.
First it was about the Director Yang matter. Now, it's about the imperial guards.
Ah, I know.
Because you don't want to dress as Chang Er and chase, chase, chase,
you want to investigate whether these two Ming persons, are really from the Ming dynasty.
After making this news big, then another big news story.
Then you don't have be Chang Er and chase, chase, chase any more. Isn't that right?
I am sincere about wanting to help them.
And then?
Help them to find Hong Xi Dong,
or that Nine Turns Luminous Night Pearl.
And?
I am kind-hearted. I only want to help.
And then?
I honestly want to help them!
I don't believe it.
If they are really from the Ming Dynasty, I will definitely not let you bring them to the TV station
and ridicule them like clowns.
Miss Reporter, please leave. I promise I will continue watching your chase, chase, chase.
Don't be like this. Aren't you spying on Director Yang and his mistress tomorrow?
- I can go with you. I can help fom the side—- Miss,
since I met you, until now, every day has been misfortune.
Stop joking. You are not leaving? Then I'll leave.
Wei! These two cases are important to both of us.
If we cooperate, it will be better than working alone.
If it weren't for my company not being willing to help, I wouldn't have to be begging people like you.
We can discuss our strategy first, then things won't turn out so bad.
Miss Zhang Xian Ting, stop trying to save face.
I know the reason why you want to stay.
What do you mean?
Look at how hard you're thinking and planning about this.
Your main intention must be trying to spend some alone time with me!
Spend some alone time with you?
You've fallen in love with me!
God, how do I deserve this?
You granted me such special power, that I captured yet another young lady's heart.
Nooo!
Who would like a pervert like you?
Don't be shy.
Your bashful face right now, it's really cute!
Who is being bashful? You are weird—a mental case!
Wait a minute. It's a call from my Station Director.
What the heck is wrong with you?
I'm afraid.
The world is in such a chaotic state.
Xian Er, don't be afraid. I'm here.
You had better not do anything to me.
Xian Er, this time, I received an order from the Emperor,
and I have to sneak into the palace to take back the Nine Turns Luminous Night Pearl.
Nine Turns Luminous Night Pearl?
Yes. As soon as we take back the Nine Turns Luminous Night Pearl, and restore the legitimate line,
I will definitely come back to be with you.
What in the world are you talking about?
Even though this mission is very difficult, don't worry. I will definitely come back to you once the mission is accomplished.
Wait-wait… What's the relationship between you and the Nine Turns Luminous Night Pearl?
Get away from me!
You, pervert!
Hey, just because I called you names, you tried to hit me with a broom?
Why are you—
-You—-Why are you? Why am I? Why did you drug me?
I was standing there just fine, but then suddenly I woke up and my head hurt so much.
My mind all went blank. Based on my experience as a detective, you must have drugged me. Don't think you can fool me!
I drugged you? You ridiculous pervert! How could you say I drugged you?
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Handsome!
Hi!
Ke Shang Ge, what are you doing here?
Why are you here? Shouldn't you come from there on your way to work?
Yeah, I do. But I went to the market there to buy some things.
Look! I bought these. I'm going to make food for everyone today.
No wonder.
No wonder what?
I saw you just now acting all secretively from over there. Are you waiting for someone?
What secretive? Of course not. After all, I'm a brave policeman.
Then what were you doing?
I'm here looking for Xiao Dong. Wasn't he being pursued by those two strange Ming dynasty guys?
I'm here to make sure that he's safe.
Don't worry. Those two have settled in at the Detective Office.
What? Are you saying that those two are living with Xiao Dong?
- That's right.- Are you sure there was no homicide in there?
Are all the people being killed?
You're putting too much into it.
They promised me they won't touch Xiao Dong Ge.
And we even pinky-promised. So they definitely will be keeping their promise.
Actually, I also want to make a pinky promise with you.
Ke Shang Ge.
KE SHANG GE! What were you just thinking about?
I—nothing—I meant to say— Anyone
would want to make a promise with you and, also, to keep their promises to you.
Of course. People are supposed be true to their words and promises.
Xiao Dong Ge taught me this.
Oh. I also told you a lot of things, but you never seem to listen.
Really?
- Of course! Five years ago, when you were still studying at the university, I— - Ah!
I need to put these in the fridge. I'm going to go in first!
Mo Han, wait.
What?
What is Xiao Dong doing?
Of course he's working right now.
He did not want to rejoin the police force and yet keeps dealing with all these nonsensical matters. What a waste of talent!
Ke Shang Ge, if there is nothing else, I'll head in first.
Oh.
You can eat the pudding. I'm going to go.
My...
Ke Shang Ge...
Are you doing alright?
I'm great. Nothing's wrong.
Sorry, I didn't know eating cold food in the morning would give you stomach problems.
Sorry I gave you the cold pudding.
It's okay. Don't worry about it.
And the pudding you gave me was yummy. I really liked it.
Mo Han,
do you know who used to use this weakness of mine, of not being able to take cold food, to bully me?
- Who?- Xiao Dong.
How? Xiao Dong is a good person. He wouldn't pick on you.
Really, when we used to go to police academy together, he was always a problem student. The teachers didn't even know what to do with him.
Xiao Dong Ge was a problem student?
Yeah. That's why the teachers had me sit next to him in class.
Who knew, when he found out that I would have diarrhea if I take cold food, he played a trick on me.
When I stuck in the washroom, he sneaked out to play and led to me being scolded by the teacher.
I had no idea Xiao Dong Ge would do things like that. So cute!
Cute?
Ke Shang Ge, I don't know anything that had happened during Xiao Dong Ge's school days.
Could you tell me please? Please tell me.
Come on! When we were students, we used to skip school and go to cyber cafés,
or play billiards, bowling, and all sorts.
Are you okay?
- It's nothing. My allergies like to act up in the mornings.- Oh.
But, the way you sneeze is so cute.
Cute? Xiao Dong Ge says the way I sneeze is so masculine. Just like a guy.
How can that be? You are looking so cute right now. I like unassuming girls like you. Something's wrong with Xiao Dong's eyesight.
Why are you criticizing Xiao Dong Ge?
- I didn't mean…- I don't want to talk to you any more. I'm going to work.
Hey, Mo Han...
Big Bro, how come this place has so many bugs?
What "Big Bro"? I told you to come keep watch with me, stop with all this blather.
If you are so pampered, why don't you just go home and rest?
Calling me Big Bro? Let me call you Big Bro instead. Big Bro!
That's not it. Big Bro!
Bugs!
Bug! Bug!
That's not what I meant. I just don't want your handsome face to be bitten and turn into a pig's head.
Then how can you pick up girls and get their phone numbers?
Yeah, right. Listen. When those two terracotta warriors chased me with two big swords,
and when that Chase-Chase-Chase girl kept following me and gave me a bad day. Where were you then?
But the case I had to work on yesterday was very tricky, too! I think that guy saw my face.
Mo Han is the best!
I really like Xiao Dong Ge. I want to become a brave super hero!
- You wanted to be a super hero? - How did you know?
I'm a reporter who understands what her job should be. I can't be treated like a brainless woman.
Wait! Just because I called you names, you're going to hit me with a broom?
How did you—
- Big Bro. - What?
Are you recalling your memories again?
Can I?
- Can I? - Mo...
- Mo Han? Ke Shang? Terracotta Warriors?- You don't remember anything?
God! How could I?
Don't be shy.
Why did you drug me? I was just fine over there.
Then suddenly I woke up with a terrible headache, and my mind went blank.
Based on my experience, I was drugged. Don't think you can fool me!
It's weird.
What is weird?
I lost my memory yesterday.
Come on, losing memories is better than losing your body.
I mean, you seemed to owe me salary for 10 months. Additionally, you also owe me $500,000 NTD.
That's not important, though. The point is, you are my Big Bro. You can pay me back slowly. No problem.
Big Bro, are you trying to kill me?
I only remember you went missing. I don't remember borrowing money from you.
Didn't you say you lost your memory?
Even if I did doesn't mean you can con me!
I just forgot some part of it. There are still bits that I remember.
I remember when I came back to my senses...
What?
Chase-Chase-Chase would always appear next to me.
- Big Bro, I really think something is happening!- What is it?
You were awestruck by that Chase-Chase-Chase reporter. That's why you lost your memory!
If you get awestruck would you lose your memories?
This again?
- Keep monitoring!- Fine.
Bullshit!
There's also one thing that baffles me.
Big Bro, why don't you say everything at once?
- I seem to be able to read people's mind.- Oh? For real?
- I am not too sure. - Then, what do you think I am thinking right now?
It should be something perverted.
How can you be so good?
Your face looks so perverted. Even without telepathy, anyone can tell you are thinking something perverted!
Huang Ge, the bee place we'll interview is just across from here.
Oh, Big Bro, Big Bro! There's a bee!
- Really. - How can you see that?
- That's because I am telepathic. - What's the connection between telescope and telepathy!
Over there at the greenhouse. Later, I will discuss with the bee place owner.
Then, as he is about to end the discussion...
My hand will be around the hive. Then you shoot around the surrounding. And then...
Huang Ge, we have worked together for a while already.
We have the rapport we need.
I don't need to say any more on other things. You can get the equipment ready.
I will go buy coffee. We'll shoot soon.
Station Manager! Station Manager!
Let me tell you, I've got the biggest scoop.
Aiyoo, you finally showed up.
You left halfway through working. What happened?
Station Manager, that's because there were so many weird things happening.
But I discovered an explosive news story. Even more spectacular than Director Yang's extra-marital affair.
- Let me hear it. - Didn't you show me that ancient painting?
- There are two Ming Dynasty imperial guards on it. Remember?- Yeah.
- And then, you asked me to check out their story and background, right?- Yeah.
They have time traveled to Seaside City!
Zhang Xian Ting! Weren't you saying Chase, Chase, Chase is not real news?
Did you watch too many dramas? Time travel?
You want the job so bad you went crazy.
Station Manager, I am telling the truth! I have a photo.
These two.
What kind of costumes are these? These are more fake than our drama costumes.
- But, but they are really— - If they were really from the Ming dynasty,
Don't just show me one picture. Show me evidence!
- Evidence?- Your mind is wandering all day long.
I did ask you to investigate those two imperial guards, but talking about time traveling is too ridiculous.
If you happen to meet some Professor Do, you must not fall in love with him.
Do Min Joon-ssi! (Referring to an alien character from K-drama: You Who Came from the Stars)
Station Manager! I sincerely want to report this news story.
- Those two—- You should stop dreaming!
Let us continue to...
Alright?
No.
If it's about aliens, it's easier to find proof.
But these two are imperial guards. How can I prove that they time traveled?
What? Thief Hong!
- I told you, I am not Hong Xi Dong. -You ARE Hong Xi Dong.
Xian Er, watch out!
Also, those two guards thought Hong Xiao Dong was Hong Xi Dong and chased after him.
But sometimes he seemed to change to another person and called me Xian Er.
If they really did come from the Ming dynasty, that's all the more the reason I won't let you take them to the TV station and treat them like clowns.
Miss Zhang, please go back. I will tune in to watch your Chase, Chase, Chase show on time.
I should have flattered Hong Xiao Dong! But I hit him instead.
It's alright. Anyway, I still have the thread about Director Yang.
Uncle, are you okay?
- Are you okay?- Miss.
I really have no other choice. I can only ask you for a favor.
What is it? Tell me.
If something should happen to me later, please do me this favor.
Uncle, what's happening? You're making me nervous.
Before something happens to me, let me hand this to you now.
This is really important. Except Xu Fei, you can't tell anyone.
- Xu Fei?- Don't give it to anyone else. Put it away!
Old man, we should go back now.
You guys!
Hey!
Who are you? Why did you hit this uncle?
Mr. Hong is a patient from the nursing home, who often escapes. Miss, would you please...
Big Bro, Big Bro! The target has appeared! Big Bro!
Where is he? Big Bro!
Big Bro.
Hey! Wait a second! Around here, is there any nursing home?
You guys can't hit this uncle! I am a reporter!
Miss, if you continue to do this, then I will have no choice.
Hey! Uncle!
Move away!
Hey, what are you guys doing?
Hong Xiao Dong, they want to snatch that uncle away!
May I ask where are you taking that uncle?
Our mister has Alzheimer's. I need to take him to a nursing home.
So, they are people from the nursing home.
They are bad guys!
- Huh? - Don't waste time here. Go chase them to get the uncle back.
- Quickly!- Stop this, okay?
I won't stop! You're so annoying. Why did you come, but not help?
You think I'm annoying because I'm not helping? Am I a policeman? Do you think I have a search warrant?
I am also only a regular citizen, okay? At most, I am a detective.
How am I not helping? Didn't I run all the way around the lake to come help you?
Fine, little bee. I will help you. Let's take a look. Be a good kid!
They're gone!
It's all your fault!
- It's me again?- Who else besides you?
Rather than wasting our time here, why don't we hurry to the park and find that uncle?
The TV station's cameras were running normally,
But did not capture any footage of this so-called uncle.
I clearly saw these men dressed in black take the uncle away.
We did not capture any photo of those men in black nor any incident like you described.
Other than you, there is no other witness to the kidnapping.
Who do you want me to go find?
I'm handing this to you now.
But you mustn't tell anyone else, except Xu Fei.
You reporters are all alike, thinking you're so righteous.
Miss Zhang, today you are... The Bee Hero?
Don't insult others, alright?
Miss Zhang, your Chase, Chase, Chase (program) is usually chasing either big watermelons or big bees.
The matter of chasing baddies, just leave it to the police.
Xiao Dong?
Hey, please quickly write them down.
- There was a group of men in black...
Xiao Dong, what was Miss Zhang talking about?
Actually, I did not see the whole thing. Not very clear either.
I see… Then why did you come here today?
Oh, the old thing. Adultery case.
But what she said does not sound too far fetched.
Those people claimed to be coming from a nursing home.
However, they were all dressed in black, as if they were spies.
Miss Zhang might be a little hasty, but the whole thing doesn't seem all that innocent, either.
Since you are also saying so, I will send the patrolmen to check the surrounding areas,
and see if there is such a group of men nearby.
Thank you, Officer Wu.
You know, we are still waiting for your return. Our team needs—
Officer Wu, it's alright.
I am doing quite well right now.
Alright then. One day I may come visit you with cans of beer.
That's great!
Yeah!
You should have helped me rescue that uncle, earlier.
What kind of detective are you? Totally useless!
You're saying I'm useless?
Okay. Bye!
What to do? I should work on improving our relationship.
Wei!
Why don't I buy you a drink?
You just said I was useless, and now you want to buy me a drink?
Because I want to say… Aren't we both investigating that Director Yang case?
We can sit down and enjoy our coffee and discuss it.
Oh... I know...
Could you possibly be using this as an excuse to date me?
Am I right?
Remove your dirty hand immediately!
If it's not because of those imperial guards exclusives
that might bring me fame,
I don't even want to talk to you!
Calling me dirty? So you're only trying to get close to me because of those imperial guards!
- How did you— - I know everything!
Then, if you are so great, w—
We should go investigate Director Yang,
dig up the truth.
You really think so?
Dirty Hong Xiao Dong! Zhang Xian Ting, endure!
Once I find out what is in his past with the imperial guards, I can continue to climb upwards.
So you are only hoping to use me to climb up.
And just now I was thinking you were
being honest.
Forget it.
Alright. I'll tell you the truth.
I really want to investigate those two imperial guards' mission,
because I want to report a different type of news.
I want to change the world.
Ha, ha, ha! Change the world?
Why are you laughing?
I say, Miss Chase-Chase-Chase, you are really too naive.
I bet you were a super well-behaved kid when you were a student.
Change the world?
Okay, if you want to investigate those imperial guards, be my guest.
You said so.
Of course.
But there is one matter I must remind you of.
What?
Weren't you in the middle of reporting the news? Can you stay away for long?
Oh, that's right!
I just told you this morning,
and you did it again. Where did you even go?
We even left the cameraman on location.
Station Manager, I am sorry.
Oh, so you do know how to say sorry?
Now you're a big shot, aren't you?
You made an appointment to interview people, but then stood them up.
- Station Manager, please let me explain— - I don't want to hear it.
I don't care if you saw dinosaurs that reappeared by time traveling, or mummies crawling out from graves,
I won't believe you.
Don't get too discouraged. It's not like I don't give people a second chance.
You want to make a ground-breaking report, right?
Wear this.
- This is…- Ever heard of the evil Spider Spirit?
Zhang Xian TIng, if you feel that the news I want you to report is too ordinary,
this time I'm going to give you something big.
Take this. In this snake restaurant,
let it be snake meat, snake liver, snake gall, or snake blood even, are served. This is heavy stuff enough for you, right?
Xian Ting, let us go chase, chase, chase!
Fighting!
Come on, Big Bro. Our target finally appeared, but you were suddenly gone.
Luckily, I'm Hong Xiao Dong's right-hand man.
I took control of everything. In addition,
I also got photos that can prove their adultery!
That's right. My right-hand man is terrific.
Especially when it comes to picking up girls.
Hey, Bro. You're making me worried now.
What is there to worry about?
It's all that Miss Chase-Chase-Chase' fault. Her appearance
led to many unfortunate incidents.
My unlucky star!
One more thing I am still pondering over.
Those men in black didn't look like retirement home workers at all,
and even kidnapped an uncle, disappearing in a blink!
Big Brother, are you ill?
What are you doing?
Big Brother, I know that business is not good at the detective agency lately.
I don't want you to worry yourself sick.
Big Brother, if the detective agency is facing any difficulty, then just let Zuo You Shou
carry the burden with you.
- Hello! - Hi!
What do you want to order today?
- Usual order—red tea. - Ok!
Why did you not come here for so long?
Come on, it's because I've tried to date you so many times but you declined.
Of course, I buy from other places.
Alright, alright.
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So the real reason you're always running errands
is to chat up that girl at the tea shop!
How did you know?
And you are always hiding in the back room, making me think you are experimenting on some...
But you're just doing dirty, perverted stuff.
Wow! Big Bro! You really are something. Just like Detective Conan (from Case Closed), you are "Detective Dong!"
Detective Dong? Give me a break!
Oh, right! Big Bro, thank you for reminding me.
I still need to go and finish something. I'm leaving now.
Thank you.
It seems I can read others' minds.
Let's try another.
Who shall I try it on?
Come, come. Dinner's ready.
I purposefully prepared for you foods that existed since the Ming dynasty,
including foods that are well loved today, for you to try.
I didn't think that there would be dumplings here, as well.
This is pizza. It is very delicious. Please try it.
- Pizza? - Yes.
Big Brother, I know.
This is our rou bing (meat cake).
Yes, rou bing.
How was it? How was it? Is it good?
It tastes funny!
Is it spoiled?
Those were the highlight parts!
Highlights? Eh, you Ha Bin City (Seaside City) people are very interesting.
One layer is called pizza. Two layers are called xie bing .
Three layers are called ham-bur-gers.
Xiao Dong Ge!
Xiao Dong Ge, I bought this from your favorite pizza place.
With triple cheese, am I right?
Mo Han is such a good girl!
Xiao Dong Ge is so handsome!
Thank you!
I really like Xiao Dong Ge!
Mo Han, can you not write whatever you're thinking on your face?
Is it really so obvious?
Then, I'll just tell you the truth. The reason I became Xiao Dong Ge's assistant is
- because— - Alright, alright. I know.
You're still young. Don't force yourself.
♫ I just love like this, doing everything to love ♫
♫ Please don’t be shy or walk away ♫
♫ I really can’t wait ♫
♫ I want to hold your hand, hurry ♫
♫ I’m not waiting any more, I don’t need to tolerate this ♫
♫ I’ll just muster up my courage to confess ♫
♫ I can’t wait for you to be prepared ♫
♫ To tell you, "Loving you" ♫
♫ Every one of your glances makes me feel nervous ♫
♫ Yet I still pretend to smile, mess aroundand chat with friends ♫
♫ I’m afraid other people will notice ♫
♫ Oh, I like you ♫
♫ You make me so crazy I lose sleep every day ♫
♫ I really want to hear you say sweet words as I fall asleep ♫
♫ Aiyo, I’ve been infected with the Love Influenza ♫
♫ Love Influenza ♫
♫ I just love like this, doing everything to love ♫
♫ Please don’t be shy or walk away ♫
♫ I really can’t wait
♫ I want to hold your hand, hurry ♫
♫ I just love like this, I don’t need to tolerate this ♫
♫ I’ll just muster up my courage to confess♫
♫ I can’t wait for you to be prepared ♫
♫ To tell you “Loving you” ♫