FIRST DATE
I'm having my first date with Ae-bong. Can I really do it?
Don't worry! Anyone can do it.
If you can't, you're a pathetic moron.
But it's my first date ever.
There's nothing much to it.
- First, you eat. - Eat?
Now, we've eaten together. Shall we get married?
Yes.
What? Straight to marriage?
- Eat and then go to a movie or something! - A movie?
Marriage, again? Why?
You must proceed step by step!
Take a walk and hold her hand naturally.
Hold her hand?
- Good job! - You, too.
How could you cheat on me?
Every man makes mistakes.
- Go to your room, and keep crying. - Sorry.
It's time to watch the news. Run!
- Father! - Don't call me "father"!
You can't marry my daughter!
SEOK CHO 1988-2077
Goodbye, honey.
Oh, what a pathetic moron!
Hmm, first date. Isn't it simple?
As far as I know, you go to a movie,
you walk and hold hands.
- Right? - Right.
What? Hold hands?
He may brush food off your face, and hold your hand.
Pervert!
Or he may hold your hand while walking.
- What a crazy pervert! - Wait! You're killing me!
Yeah, that's exactly why I'm punching you!
Oh, Seok, I'm sorry for punching you so hard.
Oh, my God! She knows nothing about romance!
You're hopeless.
If you fail again,
- we'll ask a great wizard. - A great wizard?
Don't worry. We'll ask everyone who knows all about romance.
- Trust us. - Trust.
If you acquire their skills, you can become a Don Juan.
THE DATING GAME
PLAYER 1: SEOK CHO LEVEL: 0
PLAYER 1: AE-BONG CHOI LEVEL: -3
Put on nice clothes.
SKILL: PUT ON NICE CLOTHES PREREQUISITE: 3 DATES
Arrive 10 minutes late, so he'll be eager to see you.
SKILL: ARRIVE 10 MINUTES LATE REMARK: NEVER HAD A BOYFRIEND
Sorry, I'm late.
I just got up from a nap, so I was in a rush to get here.
Oh, you were in a rush.
Oh, my makeup must be unfinished because I rushed.
Let me put this on.
SKILL: MAKE YOUR LIPS KISSABLE
Your suit is so... impressive.
I went to a relative's wedding.
Oh.
Great. Time to use the next skill.
SKILL: UNBUTTON YOUR SLEEVE TO REVEAL YOUR WATCH
LIMITED EDITION CARTOON CHARACTER WATCH
Oh, this?
This is a limited edition I ordered online.
That's not right!
SKILL: STOP TALKING, LISTEN TO YOUR DATE SOURCE: NAVER
Shall I begin working?
SKILL: MEN LOVE SPORTS. SAY YOU LOVE SPORTS
When I was in the military, I entered a soccer championship game.
The military is the best place to play soccer!
SKILL: MEN LOVE SPORTS. SHOW YOUR INTEREST IN SPORTS
They hardly give a private a chance to run as a striker.
- I-- - Me, too!
I absolutely love soccer.
They run, and kick the ball.
I know a player.
Ji-sung Park! His three-pointers look fabulous!
Does Ji-sung Park shoot three-pointers?
Am I wrong?
Right, I've seen the game. He even slam-dunked it.
He's kind of short, but--
Do you remember our high school PE teacher?
A mouse. Mouse!
Mouse!
Run! A mouse!
Come here.
From today, your name is Minky.
Minky!
She's so cute!
SKILL: WHEN SHE SPEAKS ILL OF SOMEONE, CHIME IN WITH HER
How dare she talk to me like that?
Oh, she's a bitch!
Isn't she?
I've recently gained weight. I look so fat.
Right, you do look fat.
I tried to make her feel better, so I talked to my mom.
But all of a sudden, she got mad.
You mom is so bad!
APPLIED SKILL: SAY YOU LOVE WHAT SHE LOVES
I love going to a bathhouse with my mom.
Oh, me, too. I love going to a bathhouse with my mom.
In winter, skirt leggings are the best!
Me, too. I wear them in winter!
Well, actually I love Exo and Xiumin!
Me, too. I love Exo and Xiumin!
THIS IS TRUE!
Roar, roar, roar!
D.O., BAEKHYUN, KAI, SEHUN
Take this water!
SKILL: BE NICE TO PEOPLE AROUND YOU
You're doing such a great job.
Oh, your hands are so dry. Wait.
Oh, you walk around a lot. your legs must be tired.
- Sit here. - No, thanks.
SKILL: BE NICE TO CHILDREN
Oh, how old are you?
Where is your mom?
Oh, is she your mom?
Oh, it must be really hard to take your grandson with you.
Can I help you with anything?
$2.50.
- $2.50. - $2.50.
Oh, I don't have cash! I have credit cards.
Oh, I was wrong.
I have cashier's checks, not credit cards.
If you can give me change...
in dollars. No, in yen.
They have all that money. Why do they sell gum?
Exactly.
- Let's drink. - Yeah.
Cheers!
Oh, I'm drunk.
So, my parents went on a trip by themselves.
They're not home tonight.
SKILL: JUST BE A MAN SOURCE: XY CHROMOSOMES
Why don't we finish this off, and go to my house for the second round?
- Yeah. - For the second round!
Taxi, taxi!
- Hi, get in. - Hi.
Ae-bong, tell me your address.
Gamcheon-dong, Saha-gu, Busan.
Busan? Okay!
Well--
$160
$250
Can I pay by credit card?
Come on in.
Shall I?
This is my house.
Hey, say hello to my grandma.
Here's my grandpa.
- Hi, sis. - That's my brother.
My aunt and uncle.
Another uncle.
The big one is Sensation.
And the little one is Snow White.
Did I mention my parents went on a trip?
Yes, you did.
WHAT ABOUT THE SECOND ROUND?
Cheers! Wave!
Drink, drink up!
One more time!
Cheers!
One more time! One more time!
- Cross the bridge! - One more time!
Let's give a shout!
- They're inferior to dogs! - I don't want to be with these morons!
Who's the ugly guy?
Ae-bong's boyfriend. He came here all the way from Seoul.
Ae-bong must've said her parents weren't home.
Oh, that poor thing!
I called her.
Oh, shit...!