MY ONLY LOVE SONG
EPISODE 2 I KNOW WHO YOU ARE
Are these people joking?
Excuse me!
Is anyone there?
Hey!
Why did they lock me in here?
Are they crazy?
Can you keep it down?
You are the crazy one.
Why does everyone keep saying that I'm crazy?
Don't you know who I am?
No. How should I know? Do you know who I am?
-How would I know who you are? -See?
If you do not know me, how can I know you?
Even if I don't know you, you should know me.
I'm on television all the time.
My face is all over the streets and on buses too.
Television?
Bus?
Are those words from Qin?
Are you from Qin?
Qin? Are you serious?
I'm from the Republic of Korea.
Republic of Korea?
Is that on the other side of Qin?
What a load of rubbish.
I heard there are a lot of gold and silver there.
Can I get some?
Sure, there are a lot of them.
I wear it on my neck like this.
It is a gold necklace.
I have never seen such a thing.
That must be very expensive.
Why is he staring at me like that?
Her hanbok must be expensive too.
Watch it!
Those shoes.
I've never seen such a thing.
I cannot tell its price.
Let's be friends.
My name is On Dal.
On Dal?
Dad, you always told me
that I must marry On Dal.
Why have you decided to change your mind?
My husband will be On Dal.
He is the only one for me.
Yes, that's Pyeong-gang.
She went against the time when men chose women.
She picked On Dal on her own and found her own way in life.
She's the first ever Nannyeon in Korean...
If you're On Dal,
then I'm Nannyeon.
-Nan-nyeon? -If you're On Dal,
then I'm the princess of this country, Pyeong-gang.
I know,
seeing my beauty in person is overwhelming.
Everyone says I look better in person than on screen.
Your lies are what's overwhelming.
I am stupid for almost falling for that.
Gosh.
You're the one who bluffed first about being On Dal.
What is a bluff?
Why is everyone so stupid?
It's like you all time-traveled from the past.
Time travel?
Are you from Qin?
Tie up this crazy lady right now!
Where is the address set to?
We're confirming your destination.
Yes, let's confirm it.
Go straight.
Again?
A palanquin?
Time travel?
Hey, get me out too!
Quit sleeping over there!
Stop joking around!
Hey, On Dal or whoever you are,
what year is it now?
Is it 2017?
What does a year mean?
Seriously? You know, right now,
what's the month, year or period? Don't you have something like that?
You said you are Princess Pyeong-gang.
What period do you think it is?
IT'S THE 20TH YEAR OF THE PYEONG-WON DYNASTY
It's the 20th year of the Pyeong-won Dynasty?
Please, save me!
This is insane! What kind of time am I in?
Get me out of here!
I can't take this!
-Let me go. -Go.
Hurry up.
Cut it out.
Gosh.
What's this?
THEFT
RAPE
FRAUD
ATTEMPTED MURDER
Rise, everyone!
Director Kim?
I'm the director and you're an actress.
I knew you were behind this.
Stop with this time travel bullshit!
You resort to this rubbish just because I cursed you!
You're such a crazy bastard!
You spineless jerk!
You bastard!
Hey!
He was arrested for stealing two chickens.
For stealing two of a stranger's precious chickens,
cut off two of his fingers.
Cut off two of his fingers!
Well, they are messing with me.
No! Please!
Stop!
-Cut them. -Cut them.
Oh my finger...
For raping a widow, cut it off.
Cut it off.
Undress him.
Who is next?
The next criminal is On Dal,
who is arrested for swindling.
Aren't you the great On Dal,
who is known for getting
any criminal's sentence reduced
if they throw enough money at you?
Is that idiot...
a lawyer?
What is his crime?
Right.
He paid a witness to fake their testimony.
Is that true?
It is.
Damn, he's a fraud on top of that?
Well, if you admit your crime that easily...
Sir.
Do you remember January 5th?
January 5th?
Seokpajeong.
Why do you bring that up?
I happened to
stop by Seokpajeong on January 5th.
My word...
Goodness.
Mom, give me your tit. I want to suck your tit.
Goodness, my baby wants his tit.
You sure have unique tastes.
Well, it's blackmail.
Excuse me, On Dal...
Is your wife still as jealous as always?
Make sure you do not get caught.
You would not have reached that position without your in-laws.
VICTORY, DEFEAT
Come on.
What is keeping you from untying On Dal?
-What? -Hurry up and untie him.
Okay.
Yes, sir.
It will not budge.
It is too tight.
I hate him,
but he's pretty cool.
Well...
You are unbelievable.
You, hold on.
Gosh.
This is humiliating.
Excuse me, sir.
What?
-Who is this bitch? -She's a psycho.
I see.
She is the one who caused an accident with that hideous monster.
-Yes, that is right. -No.
I'm a star who traveled from the future...
-She sure is crazy. -She is indeed.
I'm so tired.
Anyway, cut both of them off.
-That's enough for today. -Yes.
I'm so tired.
What are you cutting off?
You said it yourself.
"Cut!"
No, that's not the cut I meant.
If that's the cut you mean...
All right!
Take her and this foul...
Well, where is its neck?
Execute both of them!
Come on, chop her neck off!
Yes.
-Hurry up. -Yes.
They won't really cut me, right?
That won't happen, right?
To my CEO, my manager,
my hair stylist and all the fans,
thank you for your support.
I remember what Chil-bong told me.
"It's not over until it's over."
Su-jeong Song. 26 years old.
An actress of 13 years.
The key to her successful acting career
is tears.
TEARS
Only one eye tears up.
Both eyes tear up.
Her secret technique
is shedding a flood of tears.
Why are you crying?
I cannot keep up with this crazy act anymore.
Act?
I will not live to see my dad, the king,
if I intend to keep my identity hidden.
Dad, please forgive me
for not keeping my promise!
Hey!
-Let go of me right now. -No way.
I am Pyeong-gang, the princess of this country.
-No way. -No way, princess.
Spare her.
Is that what you thought I would say?
Her secret weapon didn't work.
You really have gone insane.
Behead that awful beast
and this bitch immediately!
What?
What's happening?
What is going on here?
Go!
That is a monster.
Stop that thing.
Stop!
I command you to stop as the princess of this country!
It stopped.
Your Highness.
Goodness! Your Highness!
I have committed a mortal sin.
Your Highness, I have committed a mortal sin.
-I have committed a mortal sin. -I have committed a mortal sin.
Princess, we have committed a grave sin.
Please have mercy on us.
You, Chief, and your secretary.
You guys were numbnuts.
Please forgive...
What does "numbnuts" mean?
I think it's a royal term
that means she will trample us until she can cool herself down.
Numbnuts!
-Numbnuts! -Give it a break!
-Numbnuts! -Numbnuts!
Shut up and get out!
We shall leave!
-Get out already! -We shall leave!
-Let's get going. -Stop!
I was an...
Princess Pyeong-gang...
I heard she was gentle and naive.
Nonsense.
I've never seen someone so bad.
I'm worried my daughter will end up like that.
Did you send a messenger to the palace?
Yes, I did.
The messenger will tell them that the princess is here.
They will respond soon.
Until we hear back,
try to keep that witch happy.
Yes, I understand.
I'm going to go to Seokpajeong
and enjoy myself.
Enjoy yourself at Seokpajeong.
I can't believe it.
Your Highness.
Here's your meal.
This bellflower is quite good.
Here.
Do you expect me to eat this?
Go to hell!
It's good.
I can't hold it.
Hurry up.
Princess, you'll need this chamber pot.
Bring me a toilet seat!
You put this down, turn around,
sit down, put your bottom here,
-and relieve yourself. -Get out!
What?
Seriously.
She's awful.
Is her bottom too big?
This is too small.
Hey!
What is he doing at the palace?
Have mercy on me and take her away.
Something huge has happened!
The princess is in Danyang.
What is all this? The princess should be in her room.
The thing is...
-Princess! -Princess!
Princess.
Not until I finish all of this.
Let's drink!
Here's the alcohol! Chug it!
Here.
Take this shot like we're in a rush.
If you refuse, take two shots.
Everybody louder!
I can't hear you!
Yes, here's the alcohol.
Chicken feet.
Hey, Su-jeong!
Spit it out, Su-jeong.
Do it.
-No. -Spit it out.
-Sam-yong! -Got it.
"Look at Su-jeong's fat.
Her waist is huge. Did you get Botox on your waist?"
Spit it out.
-What's that? -What?
-Look at that!
Lose some weight, Su-jeong.
Stop.
Director Kim, Sam-yong,
I'm going to eat everything here.
Su-jeong,
leave it to me.
I'll keep all the staff quiet.
Go somewhere far away with Sam-yong
where no one will find you. Not your house or the office, okay?
No one will find me here.
You'll be able to return soon.
Hey, you scared me!
How dare you come in here!
In most romantic comedies,
this is the part
where the girl's heart starts to race.
But I'm not like other girls!
I'm also not like the others,
Your Highness.
You pervert, where are your hands going?
This is yours, isn't it?
I don't have any signal. What's wrong?
Why don't I have signal? How am I supposed to go home?
Damn it.
Thank you. This makes up for your hand.
Get going.
You'll be able to go home soon.
They say Chief sent someone to the palace.
-What? -I bet they are almost at the palace.
That can't be...
That's great.
I'm so happy to hear that. Thank you.
Get going.
Hurry up and leave.
Get going.
I can smell the lies on your breath.
What am I going to do?
Chief and the secretary are going to rip me to shreds.
How am I going to get home?
Boong Boong!
It's locked up.
Where is it?
It's good to see you again, Your Highness.
-Hey! -Quiet.
Hey, did you hear that?
-Did you hear something? -Yes.
It's nothing.
Nan-nyeon.
Nan-nyeon?
You are not a princess.
I know you are not a princess.
You have really fooled everyone.
MY ONLY LOVE SONG